deep shit bro

a mess of a mess. Literally just my jumble of thoughts. Don’t overthink it bc I already am.

[ijustwannasleepyo]

Welcome. If you found this, good luck. I might update this some time, probably won’t tho

-names Lexie 28/F she/her

-Fresh paramedic looking for a job, but also scared of change and don’t know how to adult still (update I got a job but still don’t know how to adult!)

-literally ignore just about anything I post (if I actually post)

- currently fangirling over Genma Shiranui (naruto)

- love my black cat, Diablo 🐈‍⬛ he’s my bb

-currently on a Wes Anderson film spree and ghibli spree

-made myself finally watch the last episode of Cowboy Bepop and I’m still upset it’s over

-please talk to me

[zsmisx]

[squeakitties]

how it feels to be very angry abt something petty that doesn’t matter

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[foone]

I'm filling out forms for a doctor's appointment and they want me to list any family members who have had various conditions, like diabetes, various cancers, or if they've got "healthy".

apparently being healthy is a serious medical condition now

[foone]

also any form that asks you if you're sexually active and then wants to know what birth control you use should include "homosexuality", "no one involved has a uterus", "it's not that kind of sex" as options.

I mean if you're going to list 16 different methods you clearly are trying to be comprehensive, so lets not kid ourselves about what options are out there

[foone]

they list OCP as one of the birth control methods

HALT, SPERM. YOU MAY NOT PROCEED

[foone]

they also make me check which genders I've had sex with and only offer the vintage genders. come on, I'm not even binary, why are you assuming everyone I've had sex with can easily be slotted into a male or female box?

IT'S 2025, WE HAVE MORE SEXES AND GENDERS THAN THAT

[foone]

contraceptive method

* other, list here: [i only have sex with people who are already pregnant so it's not possible for me to get them more pregnant *shrug*]

[foone]

they have a section called "Social History - Other Factors" and give me various options, like:

military service

sleep concern (?)

exercise (are they asking if I have a history of exercise?)

bike helmet (???)

caffeine

[foone]

neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet

[auyawolf]

well, do you?

[foone]

mind your own business, that's protected personal medical information

[lustcannibalism]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[purpl-dology]

My silliiessss

[kindatiredtho]

I'm sorry, I just miss my boys…

[sabertoothwalrus]

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

[sabertoothwalrus]

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

[sabertoothwalrus]

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

[corrodedparadox]

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

[axelovin]

watch Loving Vincent (2017)

[stars-bean]

Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

[ryebreadgf]

the lion is concerned. like the lion is really anxious

[zeepop]

ppl w their likes and following public just out with dick n balls swangin

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[waytoomanyhandgestures]

Happy (late) slow horses day to all who celebrate

[somerhall]

Sid Baker & River Cartwright SLOW HORSES – S01E01 : Failure’s Contagious