Ikemen Roses

Professional Dumbass for Ikeseries Boys

[hottestthingalive]

someday i will post this fic and then its all over for you fools. i mean not now. or any time soon. but someday it will happen

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@sange-de-romane this is so us, sis... absolutely the same energy 😂

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Ray, holding up a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Fenrir: [snatches it from his hands and chugs entire bottle]

Fenrir: It’s perfume.

[acosmicblizzard-deactivated2024]

And then Sirius had to get Kyle because that's the most similar thing there is to a modern day posion control hotline /j

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Lmao yeah, definitely. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to see that happening, Kyle facepalming and all while Sirius has this internal motherly panic, while also trying not to kick Fenrir's ass out of worry-

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Ranmaru: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

MC: How can you still say that?

Ranmaru, smiling nervously: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have, Lady MC—

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Ray, holding up a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Fenrir: [snatches it from his hands and chugs entire bottle]

Fenrir: It’s perfume.

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MC, desperately: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dazai, smiling: My record is four, but I think I can do it, Toshiko-san.

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MC: How do Masamune and Keiji usually get out of these messes?

Ieyasu: They don't.

Ieyasu: They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

[the-slythering-raven]

Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!

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Edgar: Oh, please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Jonah: You're absolutely right. A fly is an innocent creature that never knowing did anything to anybody. YOU, on the other hand, I would MAIM.

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Mitsuhide: Oh, just so you know, Hideyoshi, it’s very muggy outside~

Hideyoshi:

Hideyoshi: Mitsuhide, I swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn…

Mitsuhide: [sips coffee from a bowl, grinning]

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Comte: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Vincent: Is it me, Comte?

Comte: No, it’s not you.

Leonardo, with a slight grin: Is it me, Comte?

Comte: It’s not you either.

Arthur, also grinning like a lil’ shit: Is it me, Comte?

Comte:

Comte, mockingly: Is IT mE CoMTe?

Shakespeare, sitting at the far edge of the table:

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Chevalier: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Clavis: Thank you~

Chevalier: I didn’t say it was a good thing.

Clavis: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny

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Sasuke: So apparently, the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Sasuke: Good to know-

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Arthur: Come on, Theo, I wasn’t that drunk last night~

Theo: [deadpans] You were flirting with Hondje.

Arthur: So what? She’s my partner.

Theo: You asked her if she was single.

Arthur:

Theo: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Dalim, negotiating with the Red Army: We have The Queen of Hearts. Give us ten thousand lin and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Jonah: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand lin?

Dalim:

Jonah, with a pissy expression on his face: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Luka, who unwillingly came to save him as well: STOP YOU IDIOT

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MC: [stares at the trio]

MC: ..You know those things will kill you, right?

Theo, pouring himself another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Dazai, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process~

Jean: [nods while eating raw cookie dough Sebastian made earlier]

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MC: Motonari, what motivates you?

Motonari: I suppose it’s an unhealthy mix of spite, pettiness, the thirst for vengeance and pure, relentless rage.

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If Nobunaga was texting MC:

Nobunaga: "......."

Nobunaga: "MC, I'm sorry"

Nobunaga: "Please talk to me baby"

Nobunaga: "Fireball?"

Nobunaga, progressively trying anything to appeal to her or make her flustered: "Darling?"

Nobunaga: "The love of my life."

Nobunaga: "My beautiful sugar candy who is too pure and precious for this world."

MC: Sorry doesn't bring back my fucking Skittles, Nobunaga.