we all know how in The Lego Batman Movie Dick thought he had two dads, right?
what if the JL thought Batman was dating Billionaire Playboy Most Eligible Bachelor of Gotham City’s Bruce Wayne™, so they get how Batman isn’t around every time Bruce would make a public appearance somewhere.
Hal: It’s okay, Bats, we understand why you couldn’t attend the meeting
Barry: Oh yeah, of course, I’d get worried, too, if my hubby were Bruce Wayne, too
[After saving Bruce Wayne from a collapsing building]
Superman: So, uh, Mr. Wayne, I didn’t mean to sound rude, but does Batman remove his mask at home?
Bruce, at his peak dumbass and zero sleep in the last 36 hours: Yeah
Superman: Oh, um, really? What does he look like? Is he handsome, or–
Bruce, snorts: Of course he’s handsome!
Hal: HOW DOES LIVING WITH TEN KIDS FEEL LIKE?
hal: Like, you know, Bruce Wayne has like, five kids, right? and you have, how many Robin now?
Superman: So is it, Batman Wayne or Bruce Wayne-Man? Or is it Wayne-Bat?