a blatant kismet

sad

[lifeinpoetry]

“the pain I don’t say / out loud, builds a home / inside me.”

— Olivia Gatwood, from Life of the Party

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[seashellronan]

yeah… lorde was right… it drives you crazy getting old

[its-jakeperalta]

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

You save a life.

The cost of adoption is less than buying a pet.

Most shelter animals have had medical treatment and are spayed/neutered, microchipped, and up to date with vaccines.

There are more unique pets to choose from in shelters. Age, breeds, mixed breeds, and personality choices are greater.

Many are already trained.

Your bed is pre-warmed on cold winter nights.

Animals are just ready to love you, no matter what.

Adopting from a shelter opens a cage for another pet who needs a new forever home.

An adult pet takes the guess work out of determining size, thickness of coat, and energy level.

Mixed breeds are unique compared to purebreeds and may have less genetically inherited health problems.

Take this quiz to find out which dog is right for you!

[celebrity--outfits]

Please adopt some lovely doggos

[petl0vers]

As someone who just adopted a third doggo from the shelter, please do it if you can find a dog right for you. Those shelters do everything they can to keep them alive, but it’s a family that keeps them happy.

[deigns]

Okay, but is there a quiz for which shelter kitty I should get?

[its-jakeperalta]

@deigns​  good u asked, yes!!! sorry I forgot to add that one, anyway here is it

What Breed of Cat should you get?

[deigns]

Ty jake peralta

[dragonsrequiem]

Plus? Those animals in the pound? They KNOW that they are on death row. My first dog as a married woman was an eleventh hour adoption. A 13-y-o basset hound mix (pound said they thought he was 11 because they were trying to save him by making him sound a teeny bit younger) and he was “Til death do we part” loyal. We lost him 4 years later to cancer, and we (the family had grown from 2 to 3 humans) were devastated.

My sister? Fosters cats, and ended up with a charmer who’d been hit by a car. Sephiroth is a well loved asshole, and his brother, Cloud (a stray who found a sucker bet), is almost canine levels of friendly.

Be a superhero. Save a life. Rescue.

[scars-of-stars]

As someone who has worked in a shelter for two years and watched many of my babies go to their incredible forever homes, you wouldn’t BELIEVE how big of a difference you can see in the animals’ behavior from being in the kennels to even just a few minutes after leaving. When their new owners are filling out the paperwork, there’s already a new spark in their eyes. They KNOW they’re going home; they know they’re getting to be loved the way all animals deserve to be. There are so many beautiful animals in shelters that get overlooked. Next time you’re searching for a companion, check your local shelters and rescues. Not only are you getting a companion, but you’re saving a life.

[totallynotthecops]

I got my Norwegian Forest Cat from a shelter. He’s huge, and never shuts up, and is moody and a prolific hunter (or was. He’s not allowed out), and the biggest cuddliest mamas boy on the planet.

[creamsifemme-kitty-deactivated2]

i just adopted my first cat from the humane society ! her name is Persephone and she’s 14 almost 15 years old. i love my angel so much.

[causewecan]

I got all three of my cats from shelters and they are honestly so appreciative! They are amazing little creatures and have become the light of my life…. please adopt!! You won’t regret it and neither will your little ball of fur.

[rowan-fcb]

This cutie used to be a stray in Greece. A lot of people try to poisen them, because there are so many strays there (which is the peoples fault. They buy puppies and leave them on the streets when they are older).

I‘m happy, I had the chance to safe my little lady. I still wish to safe more. They are always so happy when you only pet them or just give them a bit of attention.

[bringmebooks]

My babies Penelope and Eloise were irresponsibly let outside without being spayed. Both got pregnant and their owner dumped them at the shelter two weeks before they were due with kittens. Due to being full to capacity, they were immediately at the top of the kill list. Thankfully a foster rescued them, got them healthy, helped them birth nine healthy kittens between the two of them, rescued four more orphan kittens that these girls adopted and nursed, got them ALL fixed, got ALL THIRTEEN kittens good homes, and I adopted these silly, destructive, adorable, loud, cuddle bugs. They’re a bonded pair, and they’ve brought light and love and laughter into my life. Please adopt!!!! Please fix your pets! Save a love, be compassionate, and find your best friend!

[ungratefullittleshit]

Both adopted in a shelter. Best decision I have ever made.

[arylenchanted]

My husband and I adopted this little ball of love from a shelter and he’s literally the most amazing dog in the world. ❤️

[secretly-obsessed-with-fandoms]

got all four of my loves from our local shelter. absolute sweethearts ❤️

[wonderingifyoukneww]

Got this pretty fur ball from a local shelter 🥰 #adoptdontshop

[thedirtythirty]

The future wife and I adopted this 3-legged snuggle bug from our local humane society this summer and it’s one of, if not THE, best decision we have made ❤️🥰

[vixiano]

My adopted baby! Please don’t disregard shelters just because you want a certain breed! Either sign up to volunteer at a shelter (you’ll get the inside scoop on the dogs/cats) or visit the shelter every day or every other day. There are always so many different breeds, some just get scooped up quicker than others!

[winter-seance]

[msmarvel]

#okay but THIS#THIS is why hydra made him wear that fucking mask#secret identity my ass#you gonna be scared of that face? hell no#control your face son

[unicornempire]

Lol - With the mask, he’s a deadly unstoppable stomping machine

No mask, he’s a scared labrador that got lost in a grocery store and can’t ????

[myseri]

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[minuty]

“Don’t ever discount the wonder of your tears. They can be healing waters and a stream of joy. Sometimes they are the best words the heart can speak.”

William Paul Young, The Shack (via minuty)

[myonlywayoutofhere]

“The hardest thing is falling out of love with someone you so desperately want to love”

-Day 416

[kanashiba]

The Bat Penis: How Big is it?

Based on the recent comic, we now know enough about the bat-schlong to do some maths.

First to establish a reference point. The average American Man’s thumb is 1 inch wide (x). I estimated the shape of the thumb based on the angle of the shot (estimate of shape is the blue outline). His thumb is probably about 29 pixels wide, but could be up to 40 pixels wide based on the angle of the shot.

The bat penis is roughly 130 pixels long from base to tip, assuming a top-down view. We can estimate how big the schlong is in inches by using:

[Were Thumb Length (Inch) = 1]

130/29 = 4.48 inches ; 130/40 = 3.25 inches

Based on this we can assume that the Bat-Schlong, when flaccid, is between 3.25 and 4.48 inches long.

The study does not account for ambient temperature, or which side of the shower/grower boundary Batman falls on, but I would say that 4.5 inches soft is…. at least worth further study.

[thehadrianx]

Quality post.

[wordsnquotes]

“Every time you write a poem it’s apocalyptic. You’re revealing who you really are to yourself.”

— Li-Young Lee

[naturaekos]

[minuty]

You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.

Gandhi (via minuty)

[taflan]

pls just do yourself a favor and watch superstore

[shareaquote]

Nobody is afraid of heights, they are afraid to fall.
 Nobody is afraid to say I love you, they are afraid of the answer.

nosoulwriter (via wnq-writers)

[poempeii]

Feel it darling, coz we know that after the storm you will be stronger.

[funnilyrelatable]

Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

• The Oatmeal - funny web comics

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

[lonelyteengurlz]

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer