Wandering through the Shattered Heavens @ilikesthetacos - Tumblr Blog

Directed as much at myself as at anyone else.

ID: White text on a dark background depicting tree trunks. Text reads “Do yourself a favor - don’t binge on election results. Relax. Watch something fun. The news will be there when you get back.”

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Personal note - my first national election was the 2000 Presidential election. I haven’t stayed up to watch the returns/results since… (if you don’t get why, follow the link)

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Magmanos Storyboards | full sequence

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This is an adventure

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What. The fuck?

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….oooh, a link to the FULL SEQUENCE!

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This only gets more insane. Read the full sequence.

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

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Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

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A++ addition

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Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

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I LOVE THIS

vmohlere

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

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Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

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“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

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Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians. So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians. (It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)