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The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

byjove

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

psychoetheric

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

byjove

is he behind you as you type that

hexmaniacmareen

dreamings-free

Louis at the BBC Radio 1 Big Weekend 24/5/26

photographed by Joe Horridge

generaljenobi

its-funnytwittertweets

dragonpyre

greeneyed-dimpled-frogrry

I hope you're all ready for a world tour announcement. The webelongtogether.co website updated to a new picture from the concert then when you click on the clock it says all over the world.

ahotknife

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself