give me the shinies

retreating into the woods He/they Your local gremlin in the woods Studying to be a mycologist :DDD One of dem QUEERS

[ilivethegoblinlife]

Fellow gremlins, crows, and cryptids

I forgot to do an intro to Tumblr. Here it is!

Hi :D y'all can call me either Moth or Cy (User for typical websites is Moth_cylium) and I'm your local gremlin/cryptid/crow boi!

I use he/they and I am one of those demiboy pansexuals, so being pan I naturally came out of the cupboard instead of the closet- I'm so funny guys :D A lover of moss, D&D, theatre, anything nature/nerd related. Also I do tend to over use ":D". Also this is a redone intro from my previous one

I take my leave back into my hole in the forest, and heed my last words. Be gay, do crime, and eat moss. :)

(Art is not mine- I found it on Pinterest lol)

[ilivethegoblinlife]

im snekie im shifty i'm clever im goblin

and im comin

*stabses you*

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

Nice to meet you snekie-shifty-clever-goblin-comin

This is a nice knife, could I keep this?

[ilivethegoblinlife]

How dare you even THINSK about stealing teh shinie knife D:

[ilivethegoblinlife]

Embrace the moss

Or the moss will embrace you

[ilivethegoblinlife]

*casually steals your soul*

*mutters* "shinyyyy..."

[ilivethegoblinlife]

Yknow if a random person just *emerges* from the woods and ask me for my name, I think I would give it to them without hesitation

YES! Take me to the woods! Let me come with you and lose all memory of my past life in human society. I want to become one with the forest and I want to talk to frogs and eat mushrooms. TAKE MY NAME PLEASEEEEE Fae: Hey there! Can I have you name? Me: YES YES YOU CAN TAKE IT ITS (name) PLEASE Fae: ... who hurt you

[ilivethegoblinlife]

do you ever just think about how if you eat to much moss it might give you goofy powers so you just go outside a nd roll around in the ground and you scoop it up with your chompers and then you sit up and birds grab outo your shirt and you rise up and start to acend while just humming some random ass song

[ilivethegoblinlife]

so it's four am where I am right now and I have no recollection of writing this

[ilivethegoblinlife]

do you ever just think about how if you eat to much moss it might give you goofy powers so you just go outside a nd roll around in the ground and you scoop it up with your chompers and then you sit up and birds grab outo your shirt and you rise up and start to acend while just humming some random ass song

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog and add a new letter, let’s see what words we can spell out

i’ll start: s

[thesquareperson]

o

[homoeroticjunoincident]

m

[wolpatinga]

e

[homoeroticjunoincident]

b

[neuronarrator]

o

[homoeroticjunoincident]

d

[wolpatinga]

y

[homoeroticjunoincident]

o

[terri-theslime13]

n

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

c

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

e

[silly-lil-cryptid-deactivated20]

t

[ilivethegoblinlife]

o

[ilivethegoblinlife]

hey you

Wanna come dig in the dirt with me outside and live in a cave system underground and start our own civilization with only our favorite people aka the frogs and we only eat mushrooms and grass :D

[ilivethegoblinlife]

the moss is hungry today

it hungers for the souls

the moss

it hungers

[fullofcake]

What is your preferred place to nap?

bed

bedroom floor

bathroom floor

kitchen floor

couch

outside

other (add it in the tags)

Voting ended onJun 17, 2023

This is simply to quell my curiosity

[ilivethegoblinlife]

Writing the first thing that comes to mind as a story part one okay GO Alex yawned as he stretched his arms and laid them back down at his sides. He blinked as he stared up at his ceiling, his internal thoughts taking over. //That would be a crappy way to start a story,// he thought, smiling to himself and rolling his eyes. It was typically how he started his every day, so why would it be a crappy plot? And why was he even thinking about that? As Alex was lost in his thoughts, dust from the rafters floated down and fell into his eyes. "Gah-" Alex shot up, hands flying to his face. //Dramatic much, hm?// He cursed his internal thoughts while trying to keep his eyes from watering.

A ringing noise shot echoed throughout his room and he glanced to his phone to see who was calling, which was precariously balanced on the edge of the dresser.

The contact name that flashed across the screen and onto his face was a well known one- {Roxie <3}.

Alex stiffened and bolted up from his sitting position to grab the phone, but instead ended up hitting the end of it, causing it to go flying onto the floor and sliding across the room and under the door.

He thought about what had just happened for a second before laying face down in his pillow. //Idiot//. After a few seconds, he got himself up from his bed and went over to the door, yanking it open to reveal-

"Aidan?!" He yelled. His brother had picked up his phone and was now looking Alex up and down, who was standing in the doorway only wearing shorts.

"Who's Roxie then, hm?" Aidan said with a smirk. Alex jolted forward to try and grab the phone from his grasp. "No don't-" Aidan pulled back and his the answer button. "Hello?" He said, pitching his voice up. "This is Alex speaking?" Alex groaned and tried to grab the phone again with no avail. He heard Roxie's voice from the speaker. "Surprisingly formal. Anyways- I wondered if you wanted to come bowling with me and the rest of the friend group? Cameron was sick and we're short a player."

Alex signaled to Aidan hurriedly to say yes, but his brother only surveyed him with a blank expression. "Oh- sorry, I have homework I need to do." pt two at 100 notes??

[ilivethegoblinlife]

fuck you *unfems your femboy*

[father-moss]

Father Moss wish you a prosperous day. Reblog for luck.

[hobgobknowsbest]

[nettlewool]

found an abandoned treehouse on my walk in the woods today. the log that used to be a ladder into it has fallen over. couldn't see a way to get up.

[nettlewool]

went back to the treehouse today and managed to climb in.

[ilivethegoblinlife]

Wait that looks familiar-

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!