Why is a Raven like a writing desk

???

[twitblr]

[operativesurprise]

My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every now and then he will surprise me with it as dinner. He makes it even better than I can. love is a chicken cutlet indeed

[belanekra]

get yourself a significant other who will make you perfectly breaded and fried chicken cutlets

[idhren]

love is a practice

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Love is patience

[ill-be-your-wallflower]

I want my love to be enough

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[plaguedocboi]

Big mochi mlem

[cute-animals-only]

how she likes to use her face to come in

[enemy-stand]

[yuzupool]

the fight that changed lives

[catcrumb]

[badassdemonsword]

[sesiondemadrugada]

Tom Killion.

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[pwesident]

im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé

[pwesident]

*shakes you a bit while you’re cooling in your pan*

[coast-modern]

[spectrometrie]

[mothcub]

Bugs have to pay taxes now btw

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[ill-be-your-wallflower]

The joyous task of filling up a bucket with water, loads of dirt, and ripped up leaves and grass to make soup

[ill-be-your-wallflower]

First and foremost I’m losing weight for myself, but I’m also trying to lose weight for others as well. So I can do the things people want to do without being out of breath or strained or slow, so I’m not left behind In things I genuinely love doing just because I’m not as fit as I need to be. I want to be healthier and stronger so that I’m able to do more with the people I love and not get forgotten about

[plaguedocboi]