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Char / 18

[depsidase]

[rimonoroni]

see, im tired of people acting like this is incompatible with a christain worldview. it’s not. the christian model of charity requires a perpetual underclass to be given scraps at the peril of more “lucky” people so they can feel good about themselves.

[segamascott]

[maidthings]

Maidgirl spraying a particularly irksome fairy with 1920s pesticides

[maidthings]

In my mind fairy spray looks like this and smells like rust and mushrooms mixed with lighter fluid

[larval-tear]

there’s something wrong with you

[maidthings]

can you fucking hold still this shit is expensive

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

[secretgarden]

[capacity2]

Leave her alone this is kinda pissing me off she’s been through enough

[godisafujoshi]

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[muppetshow2026]

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

[pukicho]

you're my present this year

For the last time, I am not giving you my penis

[pukicho]

It's telling you to leave

[happiest]

can I stay in bed until 2025

[jdididydog]

Wake up bitch

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[ill-eat-your-socks]

Dear ill-eat-your-socks,

Please Help Me My Son May Die at Any Moment..

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

Please Donate now:👇

https://gofund.me/d272a0d1

Free Palestine🍉🍉

.

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

STRAIGHT ??

GAY ???

LESBIAN ??

LOVE WINS

[molags-balls]

Happy 13th Birthday Skyrim the hit 2011 video game by Todd Howard

[catcrumb]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[wizrdfckr]

was really mad that the couches in the lobby at my work got removed :( then I remembered that most days I open there's someone sleeping on them, meaning someone reported that to housekeeping and their "solution" was to remove the couches entirely?? I was pissed about it, then noticed this sign today

the removal of comfort in public spaces to 'deter' homeless people impacts everyone