wombat magician

the revolution will be plagiarized. he/they. blm. smash capitalism

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[illegitim]

I am here to spread the Elon gospel

[illegitim]

your mom sold me her nudes as NFTs

[illegitim]

be gay sell NFTs

[illegitim]

I just started The Magnus Archives, and they do this really funny bit where the narrator comments every single case with "well, this person is obviously insane. except for the fact I sent my assistant over to their house, and he literally met the devil"

[just-shower-thoughts]

Jeff bezos actually has more money than brain cells.

[illegitim]

so what, so have I

[illegitim]

the german military flew out a plane from kabul with exactly 7 people on it, because no one else was "on the list". anyway, this gave me the idea for a ottoman-greece style population exchange between afghan refugees and western bureaucrats

[illegitim]

necromancy support here, have you tried turning him off and on again?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The “&” symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor.

[illegitim]

The "&" symbol looks like a guy very casually trying to suck his own dick

[aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti]

dear women: looking at pictures of capybaras on the internet won’t solve your problems. you have to kill people

[warmdrool-deactivated20210404]

late capitalism nightmare

[vethox]

Epic

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

[red--raven]

We literally live in a ham-fisted sci-fi parody movie...

[cannedcream]

Turns out those ludicrous extremes were never ludicrous at all. The ultra rich will let the world burn to the ground so long as they get to feel like the World’s Most Special Boy in the flames.

[ryebreadgf]

well what if i don't want to work. like what if i just don't vibe with it as a concept

[illegitim]

bread-based fast-food, made by underpaid employees. call it a rand-wich.

[illegitim]

if you assume, you make an ass out of u. I'm immune tho

[qillermeme]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[coughloop]

Can't wait to stop wearing a seatbelt once covid is over!