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Signs as Olympus Greek Gods
Aries: Ares (we already knew this one come on now, loves to be center of attention, loud and feisty af???)
Taurus: Hephaestus (I know he’s got some fire shit going on, but he is stubborn as all hell and don’t take shit from no one)
Gemini: Hermes (the perfect gemini tbh, like he’s fast, a messenger, low key loves drama??)
Cancer: Apollo (light, creative, sensual and nosy, the best Apollo you’ll ever meet was definitely a cancer don’t quote me on this)
Leo: Zeus (if you think Leo you think Zeus. Leos are bossy af, they loooove being center of attention and love being the leader of everything)
Virgo: Hera (definitely virgo = hera bc hera loves being the boss lowkey, as do virgos and she can be plenty bossy, but she also always gets her way except with things she truly wants. virgos are the real boss of olympus tbh)
Libra: Aphrodite (libras loooove attention and looking absolute best, they love being the prettiest one in the room and are super persuasive)
Scorpio: Hades (moody, sassy, loves solitude??? am I talking about scorpios or hades???)
Sagittarius: Dionysus (PARTY ANIMALS every sag ive ever met were partiers who didn’t give a shit about nothing! real life of the party tbh)
Capricorn: Artemis (loves girl power, always for being the leader but super lowkey, probably the most agreeable nice one tbh)
Aquarius: Athena (smarty fucking pants tbh, always knows the plans, sassy af, and fixes all the shit that everyone else causes)
Pisces: Poseidon (smooth af, and deep af. is a charmer despite the stereotypes, but also thinks about some real deep shit and stands up for what’s right when needed)
Online fraud method:
The purpose of online fraud is to get free shit but pay for it at first.
1. Order $80 worth of shit from sephora 2. Recieve package 3. Email sephora saying my shit never got to my house wtf bro 4. Get the refund 5. Order $80 worth of shit from ulta 6. Recieve package 7. Email ulta saying my shit never got to my house wtf bro 8. Get the refund 9. Order $80 worth of shit from MAC 10: recieve package 11: Email MAC saying my shit never got to my house wtd bro 12: Get the refund 13. You get the idea
be careful doing this all on the same credit or debit card!! the bank/credit card company might notice a trend happening
Some stores that don't get enough sticky finger love
Maybe I’m just not following the right blogs, but I never see these stores in posts!
1. Office Depot: you can’t buy a 4.0, but you can buy the most wonderful school supplies ever! Specifically this store, though, because a) there are only cameras in the desk/chair/computer sections, b) few customers and SAs, c) the high walls are good shelter, d )no LP? It’s like 2 cashiers and some tech people who don’t care.
2. Nordstrom: don’t let the big name scare you! BP. is my favorite brand to shop from there because a) too cute! b) dressing rooms are monitored but they don’t count your items, c) nothing is tagged d) I believe they only prosecute if you get greedy and take a LOT.
3. Old Navy: seriously, one of the easiest places! I recommend it for beginners or seasoned shoplifters that want something simple. They definitely don’t always have the most trendy pieces, but they’re bomb for basics (jeans, plaid/flannel, t-shirts) and athletic wear, and a) only some things are tagged b) dressing rooms aren’t monitored c) they don’t really care if you beep on the way out d) shoes are the easiest fucking thing here! Take em into the dressing room (detag if necessary) and slip them in your bag or literally just wear them out e) no annoying SAs.
4. Gap: again, it’s fancy but don’t freak out! I like them because they have really nice basics and athletic wear and a) fitting rooms aren’t monitored b) only some things are tagged c) one time, I walked out of there with something tagged (literally not even trying to shoplift, I totally just forgot a had it), the alarm went off, the cashier smiled/winked/waved at me??
5. Starbucks: an untapped gold mine! a) baristas are waaaay too busy to care/told not to worry, b) nothing’s tagged c) hella helped me work on my concealing skills. I might make a whole post about this later.
BE SAFE!
oh my god i made this on my old account. thank you for all the notes :’)
Best tips ever! Office Depot, Starbucks, Old Navy, etc. are al gold mines! 😊
Tips I’ve picked up that always work
Never gotten caught with these bad boys
-Cup trick: where you take a not clear cup, like a coffee cup, and while walking around the store drop small items into your (clean and empty!) cup.
-Elastic belt trick: take a piece of elastic from the sewing store (the good kind) and tie/sew it around your waist. Make sure it fits, but is not tight! Then, wear a semi-baggy jacket (It’s that time of year!) and when you conceal, do it on your person by sneaking this to fit snuggly into that elastic band
-The inflatable bag: Take a very large ziplock or two, depends on the bag size, and blow them and stick them in your bag to make it look full. Then, while in a blind spot, as you put things in slowly deflate the bag to make it look proportionally as full as it was when you left.
-The Big Boots: take a large pair of non-sus knee high boots. make sure you can fit like, half your arm in the boot, because its so roomy. you know what I’m taking about. As you “shop”, drop things like jewelry, makeup, small packs of condoms, stickers, buttons, you know the drill. It may get uncomfortable in your shoe, but eh. Worth it, right?
Some (un)common knowledge:
-If you’re gonna lift clothes then for petes sake look at the price tag before you hold it up to your body or take it to the dressing rooms
-Don’t lift nail polish by putting up your sleeve it will fall out and break and BAM you’re caught
-Putting something between your thighs as a way of lifting is really hard because you have to walk out perfectly normal
-If you get shaky hands or get really nervous, pull out your phone and pretend to call/text someone to meet you at the store. This way, when you leave without buying anything, it looks like you went outside to find your friend
-Dont start pulling out your goods in the parking lot. Rookie mistake here. Wait until you get in your car with doors locked and windows rolled up. Even better, wait till you’re at home.
-Scope the store out a couple of days before you lift
-Trust your gut
-Try to avoid backpacks; instead go for a purse type thing. Easier to slip things in
- Don’t try to avoid LP. Ask at them only one or two times, if you make eye contact with them, just smile and wave. If you think someone is watching you, go up to Lp and ask shit like “do u have wet n’ wild mascara? Is there any pink ribbon here? What foundation tone should i use?” Seem interested while they talk. But don’t get too friendly.
-Be cautious and observant but not paranoid and jumpy
-if you get a bad vibe, leave with what you’ve already concealed. Not getting your hair dye is better then getting a fine.
-Lifting while wearing a skin tight sundress is hard mode.
-Barcodes don’t set off alarms unless theres a RDIF under it so check!!
-If you cant afford a hook or magnet, then use a seam ripper for what you can. If you don’t mind small holes in clothes, that is.
Anything else to add?
Rebloging because my dash is more active
im gonna try the elastic waste one
For the elastic waist thing u can also use control top tights/ spanx. It fits more and its rlly good for compression so ur shit doesnt show through
Y'all wanna learn how to get free soda coupons?
Things you’ll need: a Coke machine with a 1800 number on it, a cellphone, and a mail/po box. 1. Go to a mall or Walmart anywhere with a coke machine 2. Call the number then just select 1 and 1 again on the menu. 3. Tell the person you were buying a soda and it got jammed. They give you a $1 coupon and round up so if a drink is 1.75 you’ll get 2 coupons. I said I put in a 5 and it took my money 4. They’ll ask for your address to send you the coupons and then you’ll get them in 7-8 business days.
This can be used for so so many things! Email/call corporate of almost any chain restaurant (red lobster, olive garden, chili’s, ect) explain how you had a bad experience(have a story ready when they ask, about how they got your food wrong 3 times and it took over an hour after ordering) but mention how much you normally love eating there. Make sure you don’t mention the name of the waiter so you don’t get caught or get anyone in trouble. They’ll throw gift cards at you to keep you from leaving a bad review online. Boom, 50$ lobster dinner. Just please always tip your server, they’re just tryina make a living and since you just got a free meal it won’t hurt to leave a nice tip!!
I use stuff like this all the time, if I’m at an arcade or something I’ll fidget with the machine for a min before telling an employee it ate my money. Say you put a $5 in the token machine and they’ll just give you $5 worth of tokens. It’s not even worth their time to ask questions. Go nuts but always be nice to employees, they’re just doing their jobs!!
Refurb’s Guide To Skritchin’
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Aww yeah goin’ to town on this
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…Less effective.
Don’t worry, Refurb. I got this.
Fuck Shoplifters
Today at work I spent two hours doing inventory adjustments for my department. The process is essentially, count the number of a product on the shelf and see if it matches the number the computer says we have, then change the computer number to the correct amount. One or two items missing is normal. Stuff gets miscounted or the wrong barcode gets scanned or maybe the tags fell off and we ring it up as something else. That’s just par for the course. 200+ items is not.
Today alone in just ONE department there was over $1200 of merchandise missing.
I’m going to get my butt chewed out because $1200 is missing from my department and I don’t know where it went. That’s $1200 that my store will have to cover. That’s $1200 that comes out of payroll budget, which is already way too thin. $1200 is almost exactly one months pay for one employee, meaning we will probably have to let someone go, because we are losing this amount on an almost daily basis.
Fuck you and your lame excuses. When you shoplift, it isn’t hurting the corporation. It’s hurting the employees.
When you shoplift it means that one of my coworkers won’t be able to pay her bills this month. It means she won’t be able to afford to eat every day. It means that my coworkers and I will have to find a way to sneak gas money into her purse so that she can get home.
It means that corporate is going to make us tighten security. We will have to purchase more cameras and more alarms and more tags, with money we don’t have, which means hours will get cut even more. It means we will have to participate in shrink prevention programs, like consenting to having our belongings searched before we leave because corporate still insists that most of our shrink is internal.
I can understand if you are stealing food because you’re hungry, or medicine because you’re sick. it’s still wrong, but I understand that and if I saw you stealing food or medicine, I would probably look the other way and pay for it myself.
But you can’t eat cosmetics, ok? You won’t die without lipstick. You won’t suffer because you don’t have Levi jeans. You won’t get sick because you don’t have a wallet & penknife gift set, you’re just being a shitty person.
Enjoy your $12.00 compacts you crudnuggets. I hope it’s worth our jobs.
there is literally no store anywhere in the united states that deducts the damages budget from payroll. even if the employee is personally responsible for the damage (such as if you accidentally break a wine bottle in a grocery store) you generally aren’t held personally responsible, because these losses have already been accounted for. no store anywhere loses $1200 of merchandise on a daily basis. a store that has $1200 of merchandise that could be stolen on a daily basis while escaping the notice of every security guard and employee on the premises must be a REALLY well stocked store, a REALLY busy store, that would make profits of tens of thousands of dollars per day, if my experience in the industry is correct. every single time i’ve ever encountered a shoplifter in any circumstances, the response has been the same from the management; let them go, we have them on camera, the losses have already been accounted for, there was nothing you could have done. maybe you get chewed out? the only person who would ever get fired for having someone shoplift from their store would be the loss prevention officer themselves. often, stores will either not have loss prevention officers at all, or will hire security specialists through a contractor over which they have little to no control. shoplifting almost never harms anyone, certainly not workers. most people i’ve worked with have the same attitude toward shoplifting: not my problem, security or police will handle it, i’m not paid enough to care. if you seriously think that the reason your boss doesn’t pay you more is because of isolated incidences of shoplifting, you’re very naive. if someone told you that the costs comes out of payroll, they were lying, or breaking the law, in which case you’re welcome to let them know that they are breaking the law. please don’t spout bullshit online anymore, thanks
Anti lift: GET A JOB
Me: I have 2 actually
Anti lift: uh… uh… HVAE U EVER WORKED RETAIL YOU PIECE OF SHIT IT COMES OUT OF OUR PAYCHECKS
Me: both my jobs are retail lmao and no it doesn’t, companies have insurance for that and it’s illegal to pull from employee paychecks for that :)
Anti lift: *sweating* well what about mom and pop-
Me: no one steals from family owned stores
Anti lift: WELL WHST ABOUT
Me: can you even prove I’m an actual shoplifter
Anti lift: YOU SAID U ARE SO-
Me: just like how the otherkin say they’re dragons and entire galaxies, right?
Anti lift: *internally panicking*
🍷"I need a temporary break from life because I’m stressed AS HECK" Haul 🍷
🖤 F0REVER 21 🖤 • Pleated skirt: $20 • Pencil skirt: $20 • T-Shirt Sweaters x2: $40 • Lace Up Front Shirt: $20
🖤 WÀLMÁRT 🖤 • Raspberries x3: $15 (Yes I love raspberries! They’re great frozen) • Chocolates x2: $10 • Fuzzy 🍑 Candy: $5 • Instant ☕️: $10 • Covërgïrl Stay Lumïnous Foundatïon: $10 (My favourite drugstore foundation and probably one of the only beige-undertone ones there are on the market) • Èlf Stay Hydrated Primer: $8 • Sälly Hänsen Nail Polish x2: $20
Not seen in this haul: ice cream ($10) and a vibrator ($30)
Idk why I’m so stressed… things are going good because I got accepted into my first choice program and I got a job offer at a good place but that didn’t stop me from nearly breaking down like 3 times today 😓
🍷TOTAL: ~$200 🍷
Raspberries? I should go and get some. Christ.
if ur not cutting through ceilings and taking over 100,000 palettes from ur local warehouse, are u even lifting???
Stuff I’m going to boost.
Sweet peach- $49 White chocolate chip- $26
Total- $75
Went here and there today…needed some new jeans 🙏 Lucky: Pants- $119 Other: Shirt/necklaces/skirt- $127
I also bought a knockoff true grit sweatshirt because the proceeds went to children in need and I really wanted it. 💓
This is a load of the stuff I got within two days, I was being lazy and not posting it but here it is lol. Some of the clothes are in the wash and tumblr wouldn’t let me post anymore pictures on this post which is why some stuff is not pictured xD if you do want to see something that’s not pictured though then message/comment and I’ll send them :)
This is my ‘ditched college because I was feeling sad so I went out and stole a bunch of shit’ haul 😊
Select Fluffy pink coat - £45 Pink velvet bodysuit - £15 Brown suede bodysuit (not pictured) - £15
H&M Blue jumper - £15 Purple roll neck top - £13 White roll neck top (not pictured) - £13 Stick on bra (not pictured, x2) £8 each, £16 Dark red bodysuit (already lifted this in green and my friend loves it so I lifted her this one) - £20 Black leather skirt - £20 Black suede laced skirt - £20 Black bubble/skater skirt - £25 Black and nude lacy dress - £15 Navy stripy trousers (not pictured) - £25 Pink lace up shoes (not pictured) - £15 Grey scarf (not pictured) - £15
Kiko 3D hydra lipgloss in 19, 20 (not pictured), and 21 - £8 each, £24
New Look Red velvet dress (AX Paris) - £25 Pink velvet off the shoulder dress - £25
Topshop Ivy park joggers - £32 NY cap - £13
River island Diamond choker - £14
Accessorize Leopard print shoulder bag - £40? Leopard print purse (not pictured) - £22
The range Spray paint (x3) because I haven’t done any tags in ages and I miss it, forgot to get white though 🙄 - idk how much
Book shop (can’t remember which one 😂) Grimm fairytales book, not pictured (Christmas present for my sister) - £20
Ryman stationary Portable charger (not pictured) - £10 Item boosted (not pictured for privacy reasons) - £70
Total - £610
Small haul I did before work because Clintons has no cameras and I can’t resist VS
Clintons
Orange splash Yankee candle - £9 Fireside treats Yankee candle - £9 Day planner - £7 Journal - £6 Framed quote - £3
Victoria’s Secret
This was such a mistake, one of the panties I took had a security tag on it without me realising, and I walked out so obviously with them because I had a backpack and had to hold them. I work in that shopping centre so regretting that so much 😫 at least they’re nice lol
Thongs x7 - £25
Total - £59
First haul and first time using a magnet, so proud of the amount of stuff I got xD
Topshop Adidas leggings - £28
New Look Off the shoulder top - £18 AX Paris dress - £40 Nude bomber jacket - £25
H&M Silky dressing gown - £15 I woke up like this bra - £8 Green bra (not pictured) - £10 Cold shoulder top - £13 High waisted jeans - £15
Total : £172 (omg)
Mall haul with @shopliftt Finally hit sephora!!!
Petland🐹~
Frog squeaky toy - $12.50 Sparkly purple bone – $12.50 Purple floating stone – $7 (x2) Turkey flavoured bones – $7 (x3) Dwarf hamster - $18
Michael's🎾~
Blue mistifier fan bottle – $12 Rainbow sparkle he Patty – $8.50 Miniature tub – $5 Miniature mirror – $5 Vanilla Bean candlewax – $8.50 OrangeCinnamon candlewax – $8.50 Rainbow bouncy ball – $4.50
Chapters📒~
Kate spade notebook – $16 Kate Spade thermal mug – $22 Crane flower candle – $12 Baby zebra picture – $35
Bulk Barn🍬~
Hamster food Lego candy Coca cola balls Runts Blue raspberry lemonade ______________________= $27.75
The Body Shop🚿~
Mini strawberry mist – $4.50
H&M👗~
Pink yang Yang sure – $15 Black shirt – $15
Bath and Bodyworks🛁~
JapaneseCherryBlossom mist – $15 Sweet Pea perfume – $15 Shea cashmere lotion (pink) - $12.50 Watermelon lemonade lotion – $3 Hand sanitizer – $3
La Senza👯~
Tropical Envy Mist – $10 Candy blush mist – $10 Melon crush missed – $10 Berry bomb lotion – $10 Candy blush lotion – $10
Starbucks💁🏼~
Floral pattern travel cup – $17 Metallic to-go lid – $8
Lush🚿~
JerseyBounce shampoo tester – free Leganese Conditioner tester – free Rose bath bomb – $6.75
Sephora💄~
Boscia pore putting – free Boscia exfoliating peel gel – free Origins drink up – free Origins out of trouble mask – $5 (x2) Smashbox contour stick trio – $52 Urban Decay Setting spray (x2) – $17 NARS radiant concealer – $36 Flower bomb travel duo – $35 FirstAidBeauty ultra repair – $15
Buck or two💰~
x17 face masks - $2 ($34)
All we need is more hamster treats 😂 Speaking of which, what should we name her??????
Total~ $647
yoooooooooooo 100% lifting goals