❝ I am your worst enemy / I am your dearest friend / Malignantly malevolent /I am of divine descent ❞
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⌖ it/gore/he
⌖ the immortal general of the endless war
⌖ living for a fun time and a long time ;)
⌖ sex, drugs, rock 'n roll, 'n violence
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ᵎ!ᵎ A return of perhaps my favourite "TMA character who is technically a character but I have basically turned them into my OC." In this case, taking the form of Alfred Grifter / The Piper from The Magnus Archives, penned in a semi literate fashion.
ᵎ!ᵎ The Famous Immortal Piper has long since hung up his ballistic helmet in order to pick up a microphone and sleazy rockstar life style. He parades about as Alfred Grifter, the third final face of the Piper, the Bloody Poet.
ᵎ!ᵎ All are welcome to interact throught both Asks and thread starts. Canon characters, ocs, or non roleplay blogs are welcome.
ᵎ!ᵎ Mod is 22 and uses it/its. User tags: bonestobleed for in character, the general speaks for ooc
⚠️⚠️ CONTENT WARNINGS ‼️⚠️⚠️
ᵎ!ᵎ Slaughter Themes ; i.e. blood, bones, injuries
ᵎ!ᵎ General Disregard towards Violence and Injury
ᵎ!ᵎ War Themes / Soldier Themes
ᵎ!ᵎ Cannon Typical Gore and Horror
ᵎ!ᵎ Light NSFW . Alfred is a flirty dude, so y'all are welcome to flirt. But if you are not posting from an account with a listed age above 18, please avoid flirting.
I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.
I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.
Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.
I could tell you all sorts of interesting things about snakes, but I doubt you would want that.
The button for emojis should also look like a face.
Playing with you would be fun, only I have no interest in having to then wait to heal. I'm terribly busy. If you could listen to my perfectly reasonable requests, we'd be able to have such a nice time.
what? i don' look like a learnin' man? I fuckin love learnin , tell me somethin' about snakes
what you cant take a few days off? your grandpappy hung out with that taller glass of, well he ain't water, except maybe salt water? one time in the Caucasus, right on the edge of the sea, i watch a poor fuck drink himself silly with salt water, poor little thing, he shriveled like a prune hah!
Of around 4,000 known species, only around 600 are considered venomous. While we consider snakes to be largely cold-blooded, there are a few that can produce their own body heat and do so to incubate their eggs.
I assume you're referring to Peter? He is still very much part of my life. I do wish you'd stop referring to, frankly, anyone as my "grandpappy," Alfred. I hate being infantilised.
when i was stationed out in the desert we had to worry about camel spiders, mean fuckers and quick. they liked crawling into your sleeping bag for warmth and they glowed in the dark. tasted like shrimp if you cooked em heh
then make peter take care of the place and take a vacation. live a little.
hah! there you are, getting all huffy. i liked your last one better, he was cuter. this one you can tell he used to smile, you ruined it with all your poutin'!
Solifugae. They're not even true spiders, though they are the fastest arachnid.
I'm not sure I could rely on Peter for that sort of thing. He's always running off, and even if he did stay, I'd be liable to coming back to half of my staff gone or so depressed they can hardly do their jobs.
Well, I think this one looks fine. Besides, I do not pout.
sun something right fuck i havent spoken Latin since at least the '50s
sounds like you need a trust worthy man, baby, a man you know is comin' back when he ships out ;) and you do pout, makes ya look like youre all swollen up like the heat bloaters would be
I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.
I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.
Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.
I could tell you all sorts of interesting things about snakes, but I doubt you would want that.
The button for emojis should also look like a face.
Playing with you would be fun, only I have no interest in having to then wait to heal. I'm terribly busy. If you could listen to my perfectly reasonable requests, we'd be able to have such a nice time.
what? i don' look like a learnin' man? I fuckin love learnin , tell me somethin' about snakes
what you cant take a few days off? your grandpappy hung out with that taller glass of, well he ain't water, except maybe salt water? one time in the Caucasus, right on the edge of the sea, i watch a poor fuck drink himself silly with salt water, poor little thing, he shriveled like a prune hah!
Of around 4,000 known species, only around 600 are considered venomous. While we consider snakes to be largely cold-blooded, there are a few that can produce their own body heat and do so to incubate their eggs.
I assume you're referring to Peter? He is still very much part of my life. I do wish you'd stop referring to, frankly, anyone as my "grandpappy," Alfred. I hate being infantilised.
when i was stationed out in the desert we had to worry about camel spiders, mean fuckers and quick. they liked crawling into your sleeping bag for warmth and they glowed in the dark. tasted like shrimp if you cooked em heh
then make peter take care of the place and take a vacation. live a little.
hah! there you are, getting all huffy. i liked your last one better, he was cuter. this one you can tell he used to smile, you ruined it with all your poutin'!
Maybe i'll hang around ya next venue. Who knows? Although roumors say thatnif your tooo close things become a bloodbath. Personally? I wanna see the aftermath more than anything.
A librarian? Nah don't like them all to much. I just... float around. Pick fights where I can. Ya know? Never stay too long. Go out as you came in ya know? Loud. Bright. Bloody.
The echoing of it growing louder as your fit collides. As the weight of steal in your hand keeps you grounded as your heart matched the beat. The march.
Maybe i'll hang around ya next venue. Who knows? Although roumors say thatnif your tooo close things become a bloodbath. Personally? I wanna see the aftermath more than anything.
A librarian? Nah don't like them all to much. I just... float around. Pick fights where I can. Ya know? Never stay too long. Go out as you came in ya know? Loud. Bright. Bloody.
The echoing of it growing louder as your fit collides. As the weight of steal in your hand keeps you grounded as your heart matched the beat. The march.
Maybe i'll hang around ya next venue. Who knows? Although roumors say thatnif your tooo close things become a bloodbath. Personally? I wanna see the aftermath more than anything.
A librarian? Nah don't like them all to much. I just... float around. Pick fights where I can. Ya know? Never stay too long. Go out as you came in ya know? Loud. Bright. Bloody.
The echoing of it growing louder as your fit collides. As the weight of steal in your hand keeps you grounded as your heart matched the beat. The march.
Maybe i'll hang around ya next venue. Who knows? Although roumors say thatnif your tooo close things become a bloodbath. Personally? I wanna see the aftermath more than anything.
A librarian? Nah don't like them all to much. I just... float around. Pick fights where I can. Ya know? Never stay too long. Go out as you came in ya know? Loud. Bright. Bloody.
The echoing of it growing louder as your fit collides. As the weight of steal in your hand keeps you grounded as your heart matched the beat. The march.