e. bouchard

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

by my mother youre fucking stiff

i think i liked the other one better, he had a fucking mean streak at least

Aw, darling. I never said that I couldn't break someone elses' bones. I can be mean, I simply enjoy having sweetness returned.

sweetness ? i ain't soft for no one, especially not a librarian like you

ain't no love worth living but breaking each others jaws while you're too busy tryin to kiss into one

snake style, yknow

Snake style.

Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.

fuck yeah, you ever watched a snake, some wicked fucking stuff

aw ain't you pretty, got so many requests and ifs and buts, stuffy politicians

where's those goddamn emojis drummer showed me

I could tell you all sorts of interesting things about snakes, but I doubt you would want that.

The button for emojis should also look like a face.

Playing with you would be fun, only I have no interest in having to then wait to heal. I'm terribly busy. If you could listen to my perfectly reasonable requests, we'd be able to have such a nice time.

what? i don' look like a learnin' man? I fuckin love learnin , tell me somethin' about snakes

what you cant take a few days off? your grandpappy hung out with that taller glass of, well he ain't water, except maybe salt water? one time in the Caucasus, right on the edge of the sea, i watch a poor fuck drink himself silly with salt water, poor little thing, he shriveled like a prune hah!

Of around 4,000 known species, only around 600 are considered venomous. While we consider snakes to be largely cold-blooded, there are a few that can produce their own body heat and do so to incubate their eggs.

I assume you're referring to Peter? He is still very much part of my life. I do wish you'd stop referring to, frankly, anyone as my "grandpappy," Alfred. I hate being infantilised.

aw fuck yeah

when i was stationed out in the desert we had to worry about camel spiders, mean fuckers and quick. they liked crawling into your sleeping bag for warmth and they glowed in the dark. tasted like shrimp if you cooked em heh

then make peter take care of the place and take a vacation. live a little.

hah! there you are, getting all huffy. i liked your last one better, he was cuter. this one you can tell he used to smile, you ruined it with all your poutin'!

Solifugae. They're not even true spiders, though they are the fastest arachnid.

I'm not sure I could rely on Peter for that sort of thing. He's always running off, and even if he did stay, I'd be liable to coming back to half of my staff gone or so depressed they can hardly do their jobs.

Well, I think this one looks fine. Besides, I do not pout.

sun something right fuck i havent spoken Latin since at least the '50s

sounds like you need a trust worthy man, baby, a man you know is comin' back when he ships out ;) and you do pout, makes ya look like youre all swollen up like the heat bloaters would be

You have such a knack for being both adorably romantic and just disgustingly awful.

Peter does come back. Anyways, the distance suits us. I do enjoy my alone time, and it would get stifling to have someone around all the time.

mcolemanusher

Ughhhhhhh I forgot about Bouchard's stupid conference thing. Yeah flying to London is just the thing I need right now.

elliotaarseusher

I did say I would attend didn’t I…

mcolemanusher

What if we just didn't show up.

#mcolemanusher #elliotaarseusher

Well, I would be quite disappointed, for one.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

by my mother youre fucking stiff

i think i liked the other one better, he had a fucking mean streak at least

Aw, darling. I never said that I couldn't break someone elses' bones. I can be mean, I simply enjoy having sweetness returned.

sweetness ? i ain't soft for no one, especially not a librarian like you

ain't no love worth living but breaking each others jaws while you're too busy tryin to kiss into one

snake style, yknow

Snake style.

Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.

fuck yeah, you ever watched a snake, some wicked fucking stuff

aw ain't you pretty, got so many requests and ifs and buts, stuffy politicians

where's those goddamn emojis drummer showed me

I could tell you all sorts of interesting things about snakes, but I doubt you would want that.

The button for emojis should also look like a face.

Playing with you would be fun, only I have no interest in having to then wait to heal. I'm terribly busy. If you could listen to my perfectly reasonable requests, we'd be able to have such a nice time.

what? i don' look like a learnin' man? I fuckin love learnin , tell me somethin' about snakes

what you cant take a few days off? your grandpappy hung out with that taller glass of, well he ain't water, except maybe salt water? one time in the Caucasus, right on the edge of the sea, i watch a poor fuck drink himself silly with salt water, poor little thing, he shriveled like a prune hah!

Of around 4,000 known species, only around 600 are considered venomous. While we consider snakes to be largely cold-blooded, there are a few that can produce their own body heat and do so to incubate their eggs.

I assume you're referring to Peter? He is still very much part of my life. I do wish you'd stop referring to, frankly, anyone as my "grandpappy," Alfred. I hate being infantilised.

aw fuck yeah

when i was stationed out in the desert we had to worry about camel spiders, mean fuckers and quick. they liked crawling into your sleeping bag for warmth and they glowed in the dark. tasted like shrimp if you cooked em heh

then make peter take care of the place and take a vacation. live a little.

hah! there you are, getting all huffy. i liked your last one better, he was cuter. this one you can tell he used to smile, you ruined it with all your poutin'!

Solifugae. They're not even true spiders, though they are the fastest arachnid.

I'm not sure I could rely on Peter for that sort of thing. He's always running off, and even if he did stay, I'd be liable to coming back to half of my staff gone or so depressed they can hardly do their jobs.

Well, I think this one looks fine. Besides, I do not pout.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

by my mother youre fucking stiff

i think i liked the other one better, he had a fucking mean streak at least

Aw, darling. I never said that I couldn't break someone elses' bones. I can be mean, I simply enjoy having sweetness returned.

sweetness ? i ain't soft for no one, especially not a librarian like you

ain't no love worth living but breaking each others jaws while you're too busy tryin to kiss into one

snake style, yknow

Snake style.

Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.

fuck yeah, you ever watched a snake, some wicked fucking stuff

aw ain't you pretty, got so many requests and ifs and buts, stuffy politicians

where's those goddamn emojis drummer showed me

I could tell you all sorts of interesting things about snakes, but I doubt you would want that.

The button for emojis should also look like a face.

Playing with you would be fun, only I have no interest in having to then wait to heal. I'm terribly busy. If you could listen to my perfectly reasonable requests, we'd be able to have such a nice time.

what? i don' look like a learnin' man? I fuckin love learnin , tell me somethin' about snakes

what you cant take a few days off? your grandpappy hung out with that taller glass of, well he ain't water, except maybe salt water? one time in the Caucasus, right on the edge of the sea, i watch a poor fuck drink himself silly with salt water, poor little thing, he shriveled like a prune hah!

Of around 4,000 known species, only around 600 are considered venomous. While we consider snakes to be largely cold-blooded, there are a few that can produce their own body heat and do so to incubate their eggs.

I assume you're referring to Peter? He is still very much part of my life. I do wish you'd stop referring to, frankly, anyone as my "grandpappy," Alfred. I hate being infantilised.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

by my mother youre fucking stiff

i think i liked the other one better, he had a fucking mean streak at least

Aw, darling. I never said that I couldn't break someone elses' bones. I can be mean, I simply enjoy having sweetness returned.

sweetness ? i ain't soft for no one, especially not a librarian like you

ain't no love worth living but breaking each others jaws while you're too busy tryin to kiss into one

snake style, yknow

Snake style.

Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.

fuck yeah, you ever watched a snake, some wicked fucking stuff

aw ain't you pretty, got so many requests and ifs and buts, stuffy politicians

where's those goddamn emojis drummer showed me

I could tell you all sorts of interesting things about snakes, but I doubt you would want that.

The button for emojis should also look like a face.

Playing with you would be fun, only I have no interest in having to then wait to heal. I'm terribly busy. If you could listen to my perfectly reasonable requests, we'd be able to have such a nice time.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

by my mother youre fucking stiff

i think i liked the other one better, he had a fucking mean streak at least

Aw, darling. I never said that I couldn't break someone elses' bones. I can be mean, I simply enjoy having sweetness returned.

sweetness ? i ain't soft for no one, especially not a librarian like you

ain't no love worth living but breaking each others jaws while you're too busy tryin to kiss into one

snake style, yknow

Snake style.

Pardon me for enjoying something a little more delicate, then. Although, something that stopped before death and broken bones could be fine. Before anything resembling vivisection, as well.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

by my mother youre fucking stiff

i think i liked the other one better, he had a fucking mean streak at least

Aw, darling. I never said that I couldn't break someone elses' bones. I can be mean, I simply enjoy having sweetness returned.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

yea? you know somethin' about that, youngin?

whats the fun of living forever if you can't die forever as well, huh? the fun in having bones is that you can break them baby

Something of it, yes.

The point of living forever would be to not die, of course. I'm afraid I have very little interest in having any of my bones broken.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

nah, fresh thing, they don' make 'em like me anymore

I last forever, babes, sexy hips and all. i never ever break for long :)

Oh, but you do break, then? There could be a reason they don't make them like you anymore. Who's to say a new model wouldn't be better?

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing

I could say the same about you. It's always been Bouchard, but yes.

I'm glad that you've joined the party. You're right that everyone seems to be doing it these days. I even have family on here. A branching relation to the Bouchards.

hah! branching relations, i like

Listen if I was getting dirty with your grandpappy it sounds like I might be a little too old for you, kiddo.

plus if i remember the man right, id be a little too much for you to handle.

you might be barking up the wrong tree, junior.

#illegitimatesonofgod #elias somewhere making an offended noise #tmarp #tma rp blog

Well, if you're that old, I certainly wouldn't want to trouble you. I wouldn't want you to break a hip trying to keep up.

I thought I saw you rattling about. Trying out something new, Alfred? ( @watchiing )

heard all the cool kids were on here, had to come have my fun

aint you a tall glass of water, its bouchard these days?

꒷꒦°🫀｡.. @watchiing