Hit It Up

HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY

[darthtulip]

"My brother got married, so that was nice."

Or, Roberto Luongo and his tragic life.

[best-of-memes]

Zoom is always the answer 

[iamtallandthin]

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

now im stoned

[donnacabonna-deactivated2014122]

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

[imbackwithanewurl]

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

[homerically]

[cloudiness]

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

[stevebruschetta]

Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

STOP

[listoflifehacks]

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[ask-demon-prussia-blog]

[f1rstperson]

Pour vodka in your mouth and swallow. Lifehack.

[pastelmercutio]

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

[trumphobic]

*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT

[jhnlvs]

[illemmanatii]

Perfection

[finsterpup]

Shout-out to childhood…

You were the greats. We miss you.

[buying-new-s0ul]

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

[disneyprincessalexia-deactivate]

Christ on a bike!

[nefertsukia]

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

[beyhova]

[tuukka-rask]

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

[aisforarthur]

[perspectiv8]

when your friend lets you copy their homework