Buying New Soul

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[fantabulisticity]

Two of my faves

[corvldae]

[webbywill]

[rebellionbae]

[sleepymccoy]

[hollowedskin]

[skywarpie]

Someone said Bloomberg looks like the grasshopper from a bug's life and I cant stop thinking about it

[skywarpie]

[buying-new-s0ul]

omfg

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[sindri42]

If we invade space we can force them to cancel our debt and effectively gain 217 trillion for free. Maybe this proposal will convince somebody to finally give NASA a budget again.

[happifying-things]

[mandalorianreynolds]

This improved my mood 200%

[copperbadge]

SHE MOVIN’

[lemonsharks]

BABY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

“Ed….ward. Ed-ward. Big…. bru…..ther.”

[buying-new-s0ul]

dude, fuck you

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

i am really saddened by the fact that each passing day, the opinion that “you should absolutely destroy every amazon alexa or google thing or nest thermostat you come into contact with” is getting further and further away from the kind of thing you can say in passing without people looking at you sideways

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

literally destroy these things. the only thing people have to say in response is the defeatist “b-but your phones already do that!!” okay cool so just hook your brain up to the proctor and gamble fucking marketing mainframe already. cover your body in microphones and cameras if you’re so hopeless. put a big HD camera in your fucking taint you absolute fucking moron

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

having a flintstones dinosaur’s opinion on the absolute erosion of your privacy for the wonderful benefit of more accurate advertising and coupons and deals and stuff :) will be humanities downfall. mark my fucking words. you will be saying “it’s a living!” as you fill out your daily mandatory survey on what flavor or pringles reminds you the most of your childhood

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are busy 

[bardmau5]

[arbane235]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

......oh god it’s so fucking adorable. Plus the whole half-orc thing......yeah

[da-boy-o-kultur]

So this is what an ork emo phase looks like.

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[hieronymouscock]

johnny depp: files defamation suit bc he was sad he wasn’t making money anymore

the abusive man fandom:

[call-me-myrtle]

[pikaglove]

Do not go into the notes! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[draconic-cuddles]

OP is an even bigger clown after the audio leaks.

I sincerely hope at this point that they have begun to rethink their position.

[immaterialmurdoc2-0]

Also defamation suits can only get out of the ground if you have proof those statements are false, the perpetrator knew it was false and had the intention of using falsehoods to hurt others and that there was some kind of a negative impact caused on this person reputation and life aka he was seem as a literal criminal and list job opportunities until this guy cleared up

[direthorn]

Johnny Depp: *proves he was abused and that the allegations against him were fabricated*

The abusive woman fandom:

[mischiefensued]

[catchymemes]