No Matter What, We're In This Together

Adelaide, Australia. 25. Cool Homo Stuff

[dsm7]

tumblr is the safest social media to open in public bc nobody recognises its interface. if u recognise it thats ur problem

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Get you one who can do both 😍

[hemi528i]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[reaper-0-1]

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet. 

[shittysawtraps]

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

[j33zits]

can I get internship credit for this?

[kittenclysm]

“person working for jigsaw for internship credit” is such a fun premise.

[n-yks]

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

[plantsplacesthings]

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

[plantsplacesthings]

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

[memewhore]

[bekksrich]

#a gifset dedicated to science [1/?]

[happyheidi]

‘a potion is brewing’ by titsay ♡

[deboracabral]

I think about this meme every single day

[cass-without-the-andra]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

“She’s Rachel Weisz, you can’t legally stop her.”

- Talk From Superheroes on Black Widow

[adoraweisz]

hotties-in-their-fifties supremacy 🛐🛐

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[drella]

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

[drella]

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

[obscurelocalstranger]

evil simon & garfunkel the sound of violence

[tiktoks-repost]

[crap-userrname16]

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]