Illitha the Technocrat @illitha - Tumblr Blog

I have a thousand WIPs and this is what I decided to shittily make. Logan qualifies as the shittiest tboy ever <3

I headcanon that Wade HATES when Logan smokes tobacco indoors and talks his ear off about it, BUT ☝️ weed is fine. Kinda like in my fic.

Reblog to pass the joint 🔁

uesp

"We're fighting because Skyrim needs heroes, and there's no one else but us."

--Ulfric Stormcloak

illitha

Ok but Hadvar is right there, tell me that man isn't a hero

wizard-council-bureaucrat

humans produce FAR to much mucus, to remedy this we’ve made a potion that replaces all your mucus with a pure element from the periodic table. Roll a d118, or roll a dexterity saving throw with disadvantage (your gross mucus gets in the way)

illitha

Omw to sell a gold plated turd to the pawnshop, thanks OP

Does anyone have any recommendations for YouTube channels based on dinosaurs and the like? They're cool but I don't know where to start getting into em at

#dinosaur #cretaceous period #carboniferous #triassic period #autistic things #calling on all men who kever grew out of it

rozieette

morrowind critters from memory vs from reference

nix ouppy. left one is a chihuahua right one is a borzoi

2. alit,,, LOUD INCORRECT BUZZ what is that. crocodile head with legs

3. betty netch got her color wrong but overall ok

4. stridyyy too iconic to get it wrong

5. SCRIB MY BELOVED i like the one from memory even more actually. i gave birth to every scrib in morrowind myself #true

6. malnourished baby guar with rabies and a happy well fed one. smh shame on me for getting it so wrong

7. kwama warrior omg it was the hardest but actually better than i expected

8. kagouti... not bad but gave it too good of a posture

thats itttt thanks to everyone who parcticipated in the idea and srry if the one you suggested wasnt included <\3

gavamont

Alien wizard abducted me and asked if I’m aware of all 7 schools of magic. But there’s 8 schools last I checked, so I’m not sure which school they’re excluding. But wizard aliens love to feel superior, so I lied and said I only know 6 and he must be so smart. I couldn’t break that little grey guy’s heart like that.

fellfromavent

I will not explain myself, but these two are an amazing ship and deserve to be a couple. I have galaxy brain trust.

If this does well I'll turn it into a full piece.

woeful-maiden

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

carmenifold

and they're both girls

regal-bones

Holy ground

regal-bones

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

regal-bones

butt dyke house 2. It not a perfect recreation but to be loved is to be changed

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

homunculus-argument

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

flufflogic

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

homunculus-argument

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

trytocallmecal

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

homunculus-argument

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

small-gods-curator

Putting my neck out for you folks here

crankyoldmage

My fellow mages, this is not kind, but it is funny as shit. When you see the neighborhood kids drawing on the sidewalk with chalk, give them a book of rituals and encourage them to "draw the pretty pictures."

Bahahahahaha