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Hurrem: "I've done nothing wrong, ever, in my life." Suleyman: "I know this and I love you" Feel free to submit quotes!

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Hatice: Mahidevran, I should have listened to you. Mahidevran: Yeah, everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.

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Canfeda: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes…

Nurbanu: What if they aren’t funny?

Canfeda: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn’t give with both hands.

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Valide Hafsa: Do you have any idea how many of the harem’s rules you are breaking on a daily basis?

Hurrem: One?

Valida Hafsa: No.

Hurrem: Two?

Valide Hafsa: No.

Hurrem: Is it one?

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Murad: Point is, she's got me having feelings again. Like some kind of eight year old kid or something. You remember letting yourself have feelings, right?

Atike: Yeah…I have feelings every day of my life

Murad: Do you?

Atike: Are...Are you saying you don't have feelings?

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[After Selim’s naming ceremony]

Doctor: How are we doing? Any abdominal pain or feelings of depression?

Mahidevran: A little, yeah.

Doctor: I was talking to the postpartum mother, but thanks for sharing.

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Hurrem: Ibrahim is my enemy, but it turns out that Ibrahim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Ibrahim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually Ibrahim is my enemy. But-

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Hurrem: You almost set me on fire last night.

Valide Hafsa: You probably deserved it.

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Valide Hafsa: How are you feeling?

Mahidevran: I’ve been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go, actually

*Hurrem and Suleyman walk in holding hands*

Mahidevran: Oh look, it’s back

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Mustafa: Oh boy, my father just sent me a package!

Mihrunissa: What’s in it?

Mustafa: Well, it’s pretty heavy. Probably his disappointment in me.

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Hatice [after finding out that Ibrahim cheated on her]: You know...I blame Nigar Kalfa for all this. And Hurrem too, I blame her.

Hurrem: What did I do?

Hatice: I'm sure you did something.

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Hurrem [to Suleyman]: I know I’m a handful…but that’s what you got two hands for.

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^ Second season be like…

(Honestly, I want to draw it so bad. If I only could :’D)

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Murad: Do you know why you’re in my office?

Emirgune: Is it because of the dick pic I accidentally sent to you?

Murad: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

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Hürrem Sultan: Everyone keeps underestimating me. I was not always a sultana. I know how to get my hands dirty.

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Mustafa: How do you sleep at night?!

Rustem: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

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Bayezid: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex? Selim, they outlawed 90% of your personality.

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Kosem *in the afterlife*: You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.