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She/Her♀️ Autistic & Ace 💜🖤 Just Random Content

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Tav: *sneezes*

Astarion: Tav, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby.

Gale: *sneezes*

Astarion: Oh my god, will you shut up?!

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Astarion: I’m just so depressed, I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to cheer me up at this point.

Karlach: *holding Tav in front of him*

Astarion: *happy noises as he cuddles Tav close to his chest with the biggest smile upon his face*

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Tav, about Astarion: My boyfriend has such golden retriever energy. I can't leave him alone for one second

Tav: I looked away for one second and he mauled a squirrel with his teeth

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Gale: That's all they really do, ever since they became a bard.

Tav: *playing Sandstorm on the lute*

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Tav: Gale! Astarion! Can you come over here? I need both of you to help me!

Gale: Ugh, I'm too tired for camp chores.

Astarion: Same goes for me.

Gale: You know what we have to do, right?

Astarion: Of course. You first.

Gale: *clears throat*

Gale: YOU STUPID VAMPIRE! YOU'RE A PATHETIC WANNA BE EDGELORD!

Astarion: AND YOU'RE A USELESS EXCUSE FOR A WIZARD!

Tav: Hey! Hey! Both of you, go to your resting quarters and don't bother each other till you can be civil!

Both: *turn and leave*

Astarion: Works like a charm.

Gale: Every time.

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Reid: Are we almost there?

Y/N: Screw this, I'm walking. Who's with me?

Y/N: *leaves the car*

Rossi: They don't have the address so-

Y/N: *walks back to the car*

Y/N: I don't have the address.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.

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Y/N: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Reid: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Morgan: Smad.

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Vaggi: Your happiness? I live for that

Charlie: your smile? It makes my day

Husk: a room? Get one

Niffty: Hotel? Trivago

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JJ: It's pretty cold

Emily: Here, take my coat

Y/N: I'm cold as well

Spencer: What? *taking off coat* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on them* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *takes Derek's hat* how long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner

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Rossi: Shit, where's Y/N and Spencer?

PA System: Can the parent of the lost children please come to the checkouts.

Hotch: That'll be us.

JJ: But... they're not chil-

Y/N and Spencer: *sitting on the counter licking a lollipop and kicking their feet*

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Strauss: Hotch, Rossi. Can you come to collect your freaks of children, please. They're doing things. Again.

Rossi: No. I set them loose on purpose.

Hotch: They need enrichment.

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*playing poker*

Cherri: Nicely played. *whispers* Where did you get those Aces?!

Husk: Same place you got those Kings. I knew you were cheating

Cherri: How?

Husk: Because that wasn't the hand I dealt you

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Y/N: When you said you were magical in bed, this isn't exactly what I was expecting

Spencer: Is this your card?

Y/N: holy shit

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Y/N, to Morgan: Remember that time when we were drunk and threw eggs at Rossi's house?

Rossi: That was you?!

Morgan: Rossi, please, this is a private conversation.

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Angel: You’re a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You’re not the person I fell in love with!

Husk: Fine! We’re leaving and I’m taking Niffty and Baxter with me!

Cherri: (sliding the monopoly board away from them) I think it’s time we stopped playing now…

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Y/N: Every now and then we have to let everyone know that we can still blow shit up.

Cherri: *putting on sun glasses* You're god damn right.