Dont hurt me @illrun4prez - Tumblr Blog

via weheartit

pettymvmi-deactivated20190907

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment

kadywicker

saw a post saying “dont beg men to love you” and thats absolutely true but i have an addition i dont want to add to the post and Derail. but dont beg ANYONE to love you. im serious. not just romantically. not parents, friends, family, and especially not significant others. if you find yourself having to beg for scraps of love its time to pack it up and move on.

schittscreekoutofcontext

wenchyfloozymoo

shesnake

pr1nceshawn

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

biochromium

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

csmitty4u

CHECK!!!

no-chill-at-all

nyquilnap

megurashkarchived

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

shavingryansprivates-deactivate

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

shadowcat

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

notchicken

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

residentartichoke-deactivated20

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney,

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

hdyoshi

The one I knew was:

I hate you,

you hate me,

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead,

we just shot him in the head

gaymccarrol

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

korokchan

You’re all fucked up

luidilovins

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

ruinedchildhood

The Greatest Curve of All Time?

warmandwelcome

🌱🌼☀️💕

unbfacts

Bill Murray hired an assistant who “was profoundly deaf and spoke only in sign language” to make communication as difficult as possible between him, the director, and the studio during the filming of Groundhog Day.