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@villemus-xi
would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
barely
yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
results
I'd have my knee fucked up forever alive but yeahhhhh
Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped
He's such a little guy!
I need someone to draw this thing with a twinkle in its eye STAT
The tumblr ad on mobile when I so much as LOOK at it:
OOOPS, your phone is MINE now. Our website is already open! MUAHAHA, in fact, here’s the App Store so you can download our shitty app
Me:
reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.
Okay but my shoulder pump the other day hit me outta nowhere
let’s makeout until i can feel your cum seeping through your pants
Wants and needs
#we need simulated endurance hunting for people like shit that's actually enriching for humans as a species#i would be so down for that. use this body the way its supposed to be used (tags via @falconheaded)
Do you have any idea how much I'd pay for a treadmill with a built-in persistence hunting simulator?? I would get on that thing every day
*bravely* i think more things should be about women
you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
If your Dick is pretty.
Reblog 💕
I was kind of obsessed with Emily’s face journey during tonight’s eviction
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
THE ORIGINAL??
(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)
