lexx

19 | 🎨 | 2/20/16

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[illuminatilex]

reflection https://www.instagram.com/p/BnFSUdEHvF3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2xgwet890lp3

[illuminatilex]

reflection https://www.instagram.com/p/BnFSUdEHvF3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=o2pwm8sd34eb

[taviacw]

You can’t go to parties w your white friend man

That’s a great way to ruin your friendship.

Cuz they hit you up like 

“Hey, dude, go to my bro’s party with me this weekend.”

And you think it’s a lil weird, and you like “oh ion know man, that’s not really-”

But they like

“No, man, trust me. It’ll be fun.”

So, you go. 

You get to the lawn, and all you see is white folks, far as the eye can see.

So, now you standing on the sidewalk like

But your homie like

“What are we waiting for? Let’s go!”

So, yall go in. The music not that great, but they got bottles on bottles on bottles, so you cool. Yall ain’t even been there an hour, and you already kinda toasted.

And that’s when shit start going south.

So, you chillin on the couch with the only other black person there.

He seems cool enough. And that’s when it happens.

You just sitting there, shooting the shit, and you hear 

“You don’t even know what you’re talking about, nigga”

And everything stops.

So, you sitting there like

And buddy next to you keeps talking like nothing happened.

So you’re like “whoa, whoa. did you hear what she said?”

And he’s like “Who her?”

“–Yeah man she cool though. She the homie.”

“Anyway–”

So now, you just sitting there like

You mad as hell, but you don’t see your homie nowhere, and she your ride.

So, you like ‘lemme get up and find her, I gotta get out of here.’

You walk around for a few minutes, and then you catch her eye

And then, the music changes

“We’re gonna skate to one song and one song only. Ball so hard mfs wanna fine me”

So they all screaming and fist pumping and you just looking around like

And your friend across the room, drunk af, lookin at you like

“i’m so sorry”

Luckily, they all too busy in the mosh pit to rap along to Jay Z part

So, you sitting there like

Then Ye part come on and they like

“What’s gucci, my nigga?”

“Got my niggas in Paris!”

“These other niggas is lyin’”

So, you had enough.

You get to your friend like 

“Sober up, hoe, we goin’ home.”

So, now, you in the car with your newly ex homie like

She tryna apologize and shit.

“I’m just so sorry. I had no idea they–”

“Naw, just get me home, man.”

You get home and get to the front door like

“Never gon forgive that hoe for this.”

So , you see her at school the next day. She like

“Oh… Hey.”

You like

“Sup”

She like

“Omg, I tried to call you all night. I had no idea. That was not cool.”

And you flip like

“Bitch, you damn right that shit wasnt cool! Fuck you even have me in there for? These mfs in there sayin nigga this, nigga that. Knowin damn well the whole function looked like a mfn scantron w two of the fuckin bubbles filled in”

Now everybody in the hallway staring at you like

Now, you like

So, like yeah. I’m not saying I;m speaking from experience or whatever. But don’t ever go to a party w your white friend

[the-afro-argonaut]

What a gorgeous throw back

[unipoornn]

BIIIITCH 😭 “whole party looked like a fucking scantron w only two bubbles colored in”

[theryanproject]

^TOOK ME TF OOOUUUUT 

[eastcoastgold]

Ugh it’s good to see this post coming back around. But damn this is the same exact shit that happened to me 😂

[deletemytumbllr-deactivated2019]

Lmao damn.

[theflats]

“When I was doing my residency in New York, a patient came in 18 weeks pregnant and very, very sick. The only way to save her was to terminate the pregnancy. We were in a Catholic hospital … I vividly recall my director of obstetrics and the chairman arguing with the nuns. They said, “Well, the baby’s only 18 weeks, it’s going to die.” They felt very strongly that we could not do anything, but they would be okay with us transferring her to get care elsewhere. The director rode with the patient in the ambulance because he was afraid that she would have seizures. She was in her early 20s, and she already had a kid. That really got to me. How could we let this mom die and leave her child behind when we have the means to take care of her? I said to myself: “I never want my hands tied behind my back like that again.” I used to travel; these days I’m mostly in Georgia and I’m a backup physician in Alabama. In Alabama, my patients tend to be poor and young. The youngest was barely 12. She went to play with a classmate, and there were older boys over … When her guardians brought her in, I was reluctant to take care of her in an outpatient setting because we couldn’t sedate her. I went to the local hospital and said, “She’s just a baby. She’s suffered enough. Please, can we put her to sleep.” Everybody was onboard. Things have changed so much I don’t know if I would be able to get away with that now. The most frustrating thing for me, especially in the Southeast, is seeing so many women who are not empowered to take care of themselves. Especially women of color. You hear things like “I was told I’m too young for an IUD” when we know that’s not true. They need to know what their options are. I’m Haitian-American, and the part of me that is extremely cynical wants to say, Well, it’s because these are black women. But I really think it’s a matter of poverty. It just so happens that the face of poverty may be black. A few weeks ago, a woman came in for a medical abortion. As she was about to take the pill, she asked, “Do you think God hates me?” And I said, “No, he doesn’t hate you.” She said to me: “I tried so hard not to get pregnant. I told my boyfriend to use a condom, but he refused and forced himself on me.” If you overturn Roe v. Wade, what’s going to happen is we’ll go back to the way it was before. Every state for themselves. And best believe that the conservative states are going to try to outdo each other. Poor women will suffer. Poor women will die. There’s a generation of abortion providers who are more willing to be vocal about the impact of these different legislative measures. I tell my learners, “I don’t expect you to provide abortion care, but I want you to support your co-worker if they say, ‘Hey, we need a piece of legislation.’ I want you to stand behind us. But most importantly, I want you to be able to counsel and educate your patient in a way that respects her decision.” If I can train 500 providers who are compassionate and willing to respect and help their patients, I’ve done my job.”

— Anonymous, OB/GYN and a former fellow with Physicians for Reproductive Health, What Abortion in America Looks Like Right Now (via quigonejinn)

[jehovahhthickness]

[bdusbxvakba-deactivated20221025]

damn … need some aloe for that burn, honey?

[andyzer0]

Guys, we have a system to prevent immigration families from being separated from each other.  It’s called “Legal Immigration.”  Those people are great, our country is made of them.

Illegal immigration, on the other hand, devalues that; plus it’s a lot harder to make sure people aren’t being abused. 

[jehovahhthickness]

I hope you choke in your sleep and lose oxygen.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@chuletasss

@legitimatelala

[superinframan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You realize “legal” immigration is a recent concept? Back in the day, you just moved here, decided to stay and paid taxes. Anyone who acts like their families immigrated here “legally” can shove it up all the way up their asses. Systematically criminalizing people and stealing their children for seeking asylum and a better life devalues what your ancestors care here for.

[mod2amaryllis]

ok ok ok ok ok ok can I just have a quick lil moment of your time?

This shit.

So Hunchback is far and away my favorite movie from Disney’s Renaissance, and it always makes me so happy that yes, people seem to appreciate it, people seem to love it, but I’mma go into exactly WHY it’s my favorite, and WHY I think it’s so crucial, and WHY I think it should be required viewing for young boys specifically.

We all know that a huge bulk of the media we’ve grown up with consistently has that one frustrating message:  Being the hero means you’ll get the girl.  Many boys let this mentality bleed into reality.  We have “nice guys,” who feel that their niceness entitles them to romance, when obviously that discredits a female’s personal choice.  We all get this, we all know this, and a lot of us get that it’s a toxic message.

So check out our hero.

He’s an incredibly good person who isn’t conventionally attractive.

Check out our lady.

Super good person, conventionally attractive.

The movie so deliberately builds up Quasi’s hopes.  There’s a whole fucking song about it.

But Esmeralda, who is her own person with her own motivations and preferences, chooses another man, who is also good and also attractive.

A lot of people criticize this aspect of the movie, the fact that Quasi doesn’t get the girl BECAUSE of his appearance.  But my argument?  This is the best damn message a movie could ever send.

Because when things get dicey, when Esmeralda’s life in in danger, when Quasi would be putting his own life on the line, he knows that romance is no longer within the realm of possibility.  He knows he won’t be “getting the girl.”  He knows this, and he allows himself a moment of bitterness, he risks falling prey to the “nice guy” trope, and he almost succumbs.

“She already has her knight in shining armor, and it’s not me.”

BUT THEN HE DOES THE RIGHT THING.

He has NO ulterior motive for saving her life.  NO ulterior motive for opposing the man who raised him.  And he doesn’t know that he’ll get any reward, he knows he could straight up get killed for his actions, and yet he still acts.

And there’s no bitterness. There’s still so, so much love between him and Esmeralda, pure awesome platonic love, and love between him and Phoebus, and just fucking love all around, it’s amazing.

I’ve heard so many people express distaste at Quasi not ending up with Esmerelda.  Like he was cheated out of some kind of reward.  But have they watched the ending?

Does that look like a man cheated of his reward?  Does he look like he “lost” to Phoebus?  No dude, that’s a man who has everything he ever wanted, and that’s also a man who didn’t “get the girl.”

If that’s not an essential message for young boys to hear, I don’t know what is.

[parfumdouxamer]

[gloomgays-deactivated20190514]

not sure if my mother knows what this means

[heeyy-its-aj]

I physically cannot breathe

[the-black-tv-deactivated2018050]

[naomihitme]

Naomi at the Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda Fashion Show in Como, July 2018

[candiikismet]

The COLOR

[jehovahhthickness]

Aren’t y'all tired of wasting tears and energy on people?

[notmytmblr]

i am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life

[jehovahhthickness]

Men do not deserve a cookie or brownie points for being a good person and treating others, especially women, like human beings.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

I will always reblog this.

[valtsv]

DILF (Director I’d Like to Fight)

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[revelarete]

I’m going to cry at how convenient this is.

[thepyroaccount]

[did-you-know]

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

[busterkurii]

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest