WHY ALWAYS ME? @illustratedexample - Tumblr Blog

I’m deleting tumblr from my phone. I dunno why it was still on my phone since I haven’t checked it regularly since like 2015. This was a good site at one point and it got me a wife.

Follow me on Instagram @a.d__am (it’ll probably be mostly baby pictures soon)

I reset my password for this website today after not remembering it for many months. I’m too busy to internet these days/it doesn’t really interest me to write things #onhere. What is cool on here these days, dear kids? Can you reply to people again? What’s new with you?

Someone finished her MBA today so it's time to celebrate. (at Ox Restaurant)

Snoop, DOOM, and Meghan (at PREAM)

bidoof

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

mycatisnamedfrank

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

bidoof

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

domozillla-deactivated20181216

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

bidoof

The finger blocks it

dildomuncher3000

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

bidoof

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

illustratedexample

People on tumblr don't understand guns. When you shoot a gun, the means of projection varies according to design but is usually effected by the action of gas pressure, either produced through the rapid combustion of a propellant or compressed and stored by mechanical means, operating on the projectile inside an open-ended tube in the fashion of a piston. The confined gas accelerates the movable projectile down the length of the tube, imparting sufficient velocity to sustain the projectile's travel once the action of the gas ceases at the end of the tube or muzzle.

If you stuck your finger in the gun when it's being shot, the finger blocks it.

I rarely come on here anymore, but like seriously how could the ads be so bad. Remember when tumblr had legit ad campaigns from actual companies? Now it’s just this crap all over the place. It’s really sad and pathetic. Imagine how the guy who wears a tie as a belt feels right now.

clientsfromhell

Client: I want my photos to look like yours, how did you learn to edit them like that? Me: Well, it’s taken me two degrees and two years of Photoshop experience to be able to edit photos this way. Client: So can you teach me?

illustratedexample

If it truly took someone that much time and effort to learn photoshop I’d demand a refund, because it’s really not that hard.