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[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[byjessicaelena]

[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[riibrego]

persimmon 🧡

wallpaper set // prints

[goretzkas-moved-deactivated2023]

going through the horrors (sunday evening)

[glorious-idiocy]

My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

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cat inspecting a fallen star outside in the garden

[uchihaculture]

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[fridgebride]

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

[galvanized-galatea]

This is an incredibly valuable skill. I've noticed an increase in my personal happiness by doing this.

[sawasawako-archived]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[julianbashir]

look at him. if you even care btw

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[kissyoulikealover]

KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND. KARMA IS A GOD. KARMA IS THE BREEZE IN MY HAIR ON THE WEEKEND. KARMAS A RELAXING THOUGHT, ARENT YOU ENVIOUS THAT FOR YOU ITS NOT? SWEET LIKE HONEY. KARMA IS A CAT. PURRING IN MY LAP CAUSE IT LOVES ME. FLEXING LIKE A GODDAMN ACROBAT. ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT