Horny Space Sloth

Just stupid things I find funny, hot, and/or dumb.

[cognitivedissonance]

This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.

How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…

[girlbossjodiarias]

I love this song.

[ouijawaydidhego]

[thebiscuiteternal]

Mmmnh. My mama, being a retired accountant, volunteers every year to do taxes for the elderly via a local program sponsored by AARP.

She’s only been at it for three days so far this year and has already heard this same whine from *so many* people.

[almasexya]

[stupid-dyke]

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

[yaoi-blcd]

[mahaliciously]

This is the best comic I’ve seen in months, I won’t allow any protests

[miiriya]

[oak23]

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

[thebroccoligoblin]

A gentle genius

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tetris has taught us that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.

[understands]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[thathighguy]

Bruh those ppl almost got murdered by a monster

[amyjacob]

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[9d6problems]

Spoiler: running HOLY water sure as hell does.

[varnishedtruths]

This scene is a bunch of D&D players trying to figure out how somebody’s new ability works after they all leveled up. Dracula is the DM.

[minkypinkypoo]

1.29.2019

At work I’m the chameleon because of hair

[anexperimentallife]

(X)

[ilore13]

Black and white folks

[ilore13]

SOS

I'm posting this here since it's a way for me to be open about something so private.

Shit. So I'm falling for a guy that's taken

The thing is, he's hot as balls (to me) and he's already telling me he's having feelings, too

I tutor him every weekend (not the sharpest tool) but I'm fkn crazy for him

He calls me his bro and everything so he shares what he thinks about a woman at his job and I can only scream inside wanting to fuck with him, too

I know it's fucked up (from both of us: him for thinking that about other women and me for thinking that about him)

Gonna hang with him tomorrow night for some drinks

I don't know what I want to happen

Except of course I GD do, #sigh

[chipsprites]

Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*

The police: Stop right there!

Me: credit to the original artist. :)

The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.

[parkerpete-archive]

I just wanna spend some time with MJ. I think she really likes me, dude.

[memewhore]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[ampervadasz]

Unmute!

[robelessd]