Bodybuilder and Coach Caught Short
Before hitting the gym, Eric and Jim decided to grab a bite to eat. Eric was prepping for an upcoming bodybuilding event. Jim had been his coach for years and with the event only weeks away, it was crunch time. Usually Eric was very strict with his diet but today he was craving some tacos and burritos.
Eric and Jim settled on this little taco shack on the side of the road. Eric got 4 burritos and 6 tacos while Jim settled for 1 burrito and 3 tacos. Both men doused everything in the hot sauce that the stand provided. They ate and then sat for a while discussing different strategies that Eric could use to gain more strength.
After an hour the two guys decided it was time to head over to the gym. Jim had picked Eric up since it made more sense to carpool. The gym was 10 miles away so it made no sense to take separate vehicles. Jim got on the expressway and began the journey.
Around mile 8 the traffic began to slow down. After 20 mins they had only moved a quarter of a mile. Eric’s stomach grumbled loudly. That hot sauce was making its way through his system and fast. Jim was also feeling the effects. He rubbed his stomach in the hopes of soothing it. There was no upcoming exit for miles and the land around them was flat, offering no covering at all.
“Bro I have to shit so bad right now”, Eric admitted to Jim, his face covered in sweat from the stomach pains.
“Me too. That hot sauce absolutely wrecked me. I should’ve known better. Anytime I have anything spicy it immediately turns to shit in my stomach”, Jim replied wincing behind the wheel.
“There isn’t even anywhere for us to pop a squat and go”, Eric mentioned in a disappointed tone.
“There is always so much fucking traffic here. I need a toilet soon. It feels like everything is about to come out”, Jim wailed while fidgeting in the drivers seat.
When they hit mile 10 the traffic began to move freely again. The culprit had been an overturned truck that blocked all but one lane. Jim put his foot to the floor and prayed they would make it with clean pants. He sped into the gym parking lot and parked. The issue at hand now was being able to hold the landslides in all the way to the men’s room.
“I won’t make it bro. It’s pretty secluded here. I’m just gonna go right over there”, Eric said pointing to the grass not 3 feet away.
“Yeah I can barely hold it. I guess it’s either squat or shit myself!”, said Jim.
Both men dove out of the car. Eric barely got his sweats down before an avalanche of diarrhea spilled onto the grass. He moaned in relief as he passed loose shit all over. He looked down to make sure his pants had made it out clean.
Jim dropped his shorts and briefs and got into the squat position. Without even needing to push, shit quickly formed underneath him. It burned as it crackled out of him before quickly turning to chunky liquid. He looked around and made sure no one could see him or Eric.
After a few minutes both guys felt empty enough to clean up. Jim grabbed the spare napkins he kept stashed away and they both wiped up, discarding the paper in a brown takeout bag Jim found on the floor of the backseat. They pulled their pants up and ditched the bag in the trash can near the entrance of the gym.
When both guys walked in, all the other bodybuilders erupted in laughter. With being so desperate, Eric and Jim forgot that although the windows were tinted so you couldn’t see in, anyone inside the gym could clearly see outside. They all had a front row seat to Jim and Eric’s masterful dumps. Both guys laughed it off and after a while the running finally stopped. They got to work on their strength training and made sure to hit the toilets before they left just to be safe.














