Vaiva Stole My Username

I love egg

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honestly, post-it notes kinds piss me off

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A colletion of quotes from BIOL 102

'no record of anything youre buying if you get my jist' 'you must have gone out on a vaping break or something' 'because of the clout that Darwin's family had, Darwin got to get on the boat"

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shit if I didn't have heard payments I'd be living on a roller coaster

My Dad

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It's time to leave the harry potter support club meeting

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A shrimp is probably judging your outfit so hard rn

and i say that becuase they can see so many mroe colors than we can, so what are the chances your outfit is actually matching??

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Scooby Doo will always remain an undercurrent guiding our culture

im not joking

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"so how's spain?... is the weed better or worse?"

- me to my roomate abroad

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goddamn hoe and a half

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bernie IS. a swiftie.

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You could walk so much faster if you just put some effort in

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Peru Ecology Class

Father Mitten:

"Where did conservation start?? ... You stay the hell out of my blueberry patch"

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baffling how people choose to not sit at full chair height

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Regardless, it's in your tongue pores already

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"I can't stand being naked on my feet.." - rose "You mean barefoot?" - lily

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I bet my brother is one of those types to say 'conditioner is gay'

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I would kill to hear Barbie say 'you kinky little perv'

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"He's going in with the red and orange Ooo baby It's leaf time"

- kurt or mikey in the tattoo lobby