Victor Samuel Armyhoe

I will use this site to find only the funniest of shit.

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

[tranarchist]

They did surgery on a grape

[spacepearl]

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

[profmth-deactivated20140808]

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

[deijahsoldblog-deactivated20130]

[multidjc]

I’m not even sorry

[libertybill]

never forget

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[hypnictwitch]

“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”

[angerylesbian-deactivated201608]

a true american hero

[idratherhavefreedom]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[naturallycurlycoco]

Smh

[tinderventure]

Sitting here whole body in spasms and laughing manically waiting to pull the trigger

[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[kontrollsysteme]

when she says “ooo” I die

[spicy-season]

They aired this!!!

[0dabiah]

I ain’t see a single Fuck given

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[ventrue]

[fakehistory]

Drake texting (2018)

[demilypyro]

Hey everyone

I think videogames are pretty great!

[thedirtydwarf-deactivated201811]

So you hate women and minorities then?

[demilypyro]

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[letstalkaboutheroes]

cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[prince-luffy]

Fish Tiddies

[pathesis]

[pochowek]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[30-minute-memes]

hmmm

[tastefullyoffensive]