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Just a bunch of random fandoms

[iloveitwhen]

Certified adult obsessed with writing new stories and rewriting old stories of my fav characters and shows. I’ve got a-many WIPs from literal years ago that I may post so if I get any Asks of my old interests I shall write more hehehe

[meduseld]

Hey btw Bookshop.org is running their annual "fuck Prime" sale, all shipping is free, more booksellers see more money, and if you spend $100+ on an order you get a tote bag.

So. Go buy books

[zafirosreverie]

Por amor al arte (Julieta x Fem!Reader) part 22

part1 < > next

a/n: Papi Chayanne helped here with his song Lo dejaría todo <3

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“Y/N”

You jumped a little and turned quickly, sighing in relief when you realized that it was Alma who was approaching you. The last few days had been terrible for your nerves and the rest of the family had realized that something was terribly wrong. You and Julieta didn’t speak to each other, you didn’t look for each other, you avoided being together for more than a few minutes and you seemed unable to see each other in the eye.

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[iloveitwhen]

*sings while sobbing* don't go breaking my heart🎶😭🎵😭

[ryuuna]

I'm going to CRY the encanto drawing and cartoon are such a blessing thank you so much holy crap can I buy a print of these like no jokes i would buy the one of Luisa holding everyone SO FAST

I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU

You can have your very own Luisa holding everyone up print!! But thank you I appreciate your kind words so much 😭🙏🏼

[iloveitwhen]

Omg YESSSS i bought a print i was lowkey scared i didn't have enough in my account BUT I DID

So excited thank you so muuucchhhh

[iwhumpyou]

One of the best tips for writing descriptions of pain is actually a snippet I remember from a story where a character is given a host of colored pencils and asked to draw an egg.

The character says that there’s no white pencil.  But you don’t need a white pencil to draw a white egg.  We already know the egg is white.  What we need to draw is the luminance of the yellow lamp and the reflection of the blue cloth and the shadows and the shading.

We know a broken bone hurts.  We know a knife wound hurts.  We know grief hurts.  Show us what else it does.

You don’t need to describe the character in pain.  You need to describe how the pain affects the character - how they’re unable to move, how they’re sweating, how they’re cold, how their muscles ache and their fingers tremble and their eyes prickle.

Draw around the egg.  Write around the pain.  And we will all be able to see the finished product.

[boldlyanxious]

Marinette in gotham (or maybe in one of the other cities where Tim happens to be at that time).

She orders coffee at Tim's regular place. It is his exact order. Mannerisms close enough. Tired. Done with everything.

She is seen by someone (Dick/Superboy/Flash) who puts everyone on high alert because Tim has clearly been affected by some sort of body changing magic/entity and needs help.

[iloveitwhen]

BROO

YESSSSS

Freaking spectacular that would be hilarious

[puppybaby15]

[drewwwbydoobydoo]

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

[aliminalplace]

Off topic but the owner of this blog will literally smash any pedophile’s face in. :)

[tiggyloo]

good post but please do not call them “MAPS” EVER. Call them pedophile ALWAYS. These are not “MAP flags”. These are Pedophile Flags plain and simple. Do not normalize the other. It’s what they want.

[proudace]

Important note: I’ve seen this flag going around on Reddit

I want to clarify that if you see this, it is still an ace flag, just with 1 more gradient.

The pedofile flag has 7 different colors and is dulled, this only has 5 stripes and the full bright colors

[thehumorousace]

thanks for the update!

[iloveitwhen]

jasonette but like siblings but like angst- like that whole trope where they are blood related and got separated, or they didnt get separated idk thats cool too i just want some sibling jasonette😅

Wow. ok. uhmmmm. this is a lot i think?? I got a little jk a lot carried away and this past week was super busy so i’ll finish the second part later??

Again... a lot...

Jason is walking home after another night at the bar when he sees a small woman, teenager? Slip into a dark alleyway and two men follow in after her a few moments later. 

Jason curses and bolts across the street, what was this girl thinking? How stupid do you have to be to go into a dark alley where no one will hear you or care to help?

He jumps into the alley to find one man already slumped on himself on the floor and the other getting kicked in the teeth by army boots then falling limply. 

Jason curses again, impressed this time. He scans over the men noting that they probably had pretty good concussions judging from the dent in the garbage can the first man was laying next to and the way the second guy’s head smacked onto the concrete when he fell. He lands his eyes back on the woman, no, definitely a teenager, with a smile on his face that instantly falters. The girl is in a fighting stance and waiting for him to attack so he quickly raises his hands to placate her.

“I’m not here to fight you, I saw you get followed and I was coming to help.” 

“Nobody helps in Gotham,” she states, a dangerous edge to her voice that held a carefully hidden accent. 

“Not from around here, are you?” 

The girl narrows her eyes, “I was born and raised here, take a step further and you won’t be waking up tomorrow.” 

Jason pockets his hands and smirks. He likes her, she’s a fighter, she reminds him of himself when he was younger. 

“Ok. Just make sure you make it home safe. A girl’s going to get some unwanted attention at a time and place like this.” He turns around and crosses the street but as soon as he’s out of her sight he turns back and hides in the shadows to track her and make sure no one else tries to catch her alone. Just because she could handle herself the first time doesn’t mean she’s necessarily safe from the next attempt. 

The girl exits the alley and starts toward the direction of Jason’s apartment calmly as if she didn’t just get attacked. At least that means less walking for him. After a few minutes she slips into another dark alley, of course she does, and Jason crosses the street again going into his own empty alley before pulling his helmet on and scaling the building. As he peers over the side of the building his helmet scans the area giving him feedback he would normally miss due to the horrible lighting and telling him that the alley was empty. He figured she had somehow gotten into one of the buildings and decided to go home by rooftops since he was already up there. 

However, as he landed on the opposite rooftop his feet slipped from underneath him. Jason managed to roll out of it but before he could get his footing his hip was kicked into and he stumbled, tripped over a seemingly perfectly placed rock and smashed his head on the side of the stair house. Then, just as quickly as this all transpired, there was a body behind him, they hooked their fingers under his helmet and lifted it to expose his neck and press a knife with jagged points onto his neck. How did he know the knife had jagged points? Good question, it was, as previously mentioned, against his neck and piercing into his skin, drawing blood. 

“Why are you following me?” a girl’s voice filters through his mask and he resisted the urge to roll his eyes. His mask let him know through the constant visuals that the voice belonged to a female in their late teens, not that he didn’t already know that. 

“Making sure you got home safe,” he says carefully, weighing his options and trying to decide if he should let her feel like she got him or escape with a slight nick on his neck. 

Eh. Jason preferred to not have a bleeding neck no matter how small the cut. 

“Lies,” she hisses, digging the knife a bit deeper as a warning, maybe getting out sooner was a better idea. “What do you want?” 

“Knife off my throat first,” he manages without pushing his neck further onto the blade. 

A second later the girl releases him and jumps back with enough space between them to react if he ended up deciding to attack her. 

Jason gives her a quick glance as he stands up, a hand to his throat to check for blood. 

“I wasn’t lying-”

“You’re not fooling anyone you Red Hood wannabe,” she snaps. Jason just laughs in surprise, no one has ever accused him of being a Red Hood wannabe. He's the one who made the mantle into something to respect, something to fear. He stops laughing and levels a glare at the girl, his helmet telling him unhelpfully there was no match of facial recognition in any database. 

“I am Red Hood-” he started to growl out but she cut him off again. The audacity. 

“Red Hood wouldn’t have been caught by the person he was trailing, Red Hood wouldn’t have been caught off guard, Red Hood doesn’t have a stupid streak of white hair on his head. He may have been a theatre nerd but he wouldn’t do that.” 

Wait what. 

“What are you talking about?” But it was more of a demand than a question. 

“You’re not…” she trailed off waving her hand in the air trying to find a word, “slick. Same jacket, same shoes, same build, yeah. You’re not fooling anyone.” 

“Ok. Whatever, I’m going home.” He turns and starts jogging across the rooftop towards home. So much for helping out. 

“Where is he?” she calls out after him.

“Right here, princess,” he spat before jumping to the other rooftop. 

But as soon as his feet leave the building a big dark blue warbly hole appears and swallows him before he can react. Unfortunately for him the other side of that weird black hole was a face full of concrete. 

“Prove you’re him.” 

Oh this girl was something else. Jason shakes his disorientation away, he didn’t know how she did that, nor did he care but he was pissed. He swings his foot around and connects with her ankle, she falls as expected but easily bounces right back up and hops out of his range. 

“Do that again and I’ll have to break my no killing kids rule,” he growls out, staring her down for a moment. Her face was finally lit by the dim yellow street lamps and he could see the entirety of her face and all the raw emotions she was trying to hide. For a split second familiarity passed through him, like when you see someone at the library then at the store a few weeks later or you see an old school friend ten years later and can’t quite place them. Jason dismisses the feeling and turns to go. 

“Wait.” She says it so vulnerably that Jason gives her a chance, when he turns she pulls up her sleeve and shows off her forearm. 

In the center of her arm is a faded black tattoo that was a writing symbol, but because of its name and one of its uses it was used to brand child soldiers in Gotham from a particular gang that Red Hood obliterated as soon as his first order of business in Gotham. 

‡

It was the double dagger, or better known in Gotham as the death dagger. The children were expendable although highly trained and dangerous, they could give Damian a run for his money in the child assassin department. The tattoo was a reminder to the children and to the people they came across that they were soulless, emotionless, their lives and actions were not their own and they would give their lives willingly for the mission

Meaning who they were before was dead. No family, no connections, no one would notice if they went missing and no one would be able to identify their bodies if and when the time came. Sometimes poor families would sell one of their children and promise to forget them and to never contact them. 

Jason was led to assume that this was another child soldier looking to thank him, or kill him. It was 50/50 these days, some of those kids just never recovered. 

“So what is it that you want? You want my autograph across your head?” Jason asks dryly. 

The girl just huffs and pulls her sleeve back down. 

“I want to know if my brother is underneath that mask.”

I want to know if my brother is underneath that mask.

The words struck Jason deep in his chest but it only fueled his anger. He didn’t know why that hit so deep but he was not in the mood for this nor would he be at any time. 

“Just because I ended that gang doesn’t mean we’re family. Go find your other assassin siblings to play house with.” 

“Annette,” she calls after as he turns his back again. A strike of familiarity pulses through him and when he hesitates she continues, “that was my name before I was initiated. I was one of the first. Daddy’s little girl,” she was still talking louder than necessary since he hadn’t turned back around. “I’m the only one left from The 13.” 

Right. The 13. That’s what everyone called the first batch even as they were killed off, they were the most ruthless being the oldest and were also the most aggressive in proving their worth. It was common to find a number from 1-13 placed strategically behind at the crime scene, whoever had the most successful missions would be highly rewarded, or so he was told. 

“Do you remember?” 

“I remember destroying that gang and their stupid leader and having to kill some of your little friends and I also remember The 13 died within the first year and a half and were easily replaced by their younger friends.” 

“Do you remember me?”

“Look, kid,” he finally turns to look at her, “I don’t care, ok? Yay whoopdeedoo I saved you, get in line. It’s what I do, kill bad people and let the rest walk away. You’re not special.” 

“Annette Marie Todd,” she says hurriedly, like it’s a last resort. “Jason Peter Todd,” she continues, “just you. Me. And a blitzed out Mom.” 

Jason did not like this, he knew the Dagger Children were ruthless and expert manipulators but this was pushing it. He spun around to face her, ripping off his helmet, she already knew what he looked like and it was in the way of his death glare. 

“You don’t know who you are messing with. If you really were a Dagger you’d know that I am not one to be fucked with.” He slides his helmet back on and without a backward glance he runs off to the next roof and continues home. Thankfully not another portal thing opens up in front of him. 

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Jason didn’t have a sister. He did not have a sister. He would remember having a sister. He would remember having a Dagger for a sister. But Annette was such a familiar name. And she had said her name was Annette Marie Todd. Todd. 

No that’s stupid. Impossible. She was just messing with him, for all he knew she could have been subtly showing her face in random places for him to react to the familiarity of her face and she could have said the name sometime in the last few months for him to vaguely recognize the sound of her name but not place it. 

But the Lazarus pit did alter his memories from childhood, it was like looking through a fog of red anger, or maybe it was always like that even before the pit, and it also completely wiped out other parts of his memory. But a sister? No. No way. 

Hours of this, circling around the possibilities and shifting around on his bed trying to get comfortable until he finally drifted off in a very restless sleep. 

Jason found himself in a familiar apartment, the one he lived in before his “mother” died. He looked around and it was more of the feeling of familiarity that convinced him where he was than anything else. He steps aside for a younger version of himself to run by him and turns to the window that led out to the fire escape and watches him climb out of it and close the window. Jason turns back around to see what Young Jason was hiding from. A man hands a thick envelope to his mother, Catherine Todd who had wrapped herself in a thin silk robe, her bony frame visible as well as her happy focus on the money inside that envelope. Jason couldn’t make out the man’s face but he turned around and grabbed the small hand of a little girl in pigtails. She turned her head and faced the window sending a smile but he couldn’t quite make out her face so he instead turned to himself sitting outside.

As he turned his surroundings changed but in his dreamstate he paid no mind to it. This time he was standing in an aisle of a store as a child. He looked around and found his mother dressed embarrassingly in a thin tank top and ragged jeans and flip flops. He feels a squeeze of his hand and looks down, his little sister is looking up at him and pointing to a rack of stuffed animals of Clifford the Big Red Dog that were suddenly there. He sends her a smile and looks up, intent on catching up with his mother and asking her to buy one but as he chases her his intent slips from his mind and instead he wants to taste the cupcakes he just saw. He opens a case and takes a bite but yelling makes him turn around and there is Batman towering over him. Instead of a tasty cupcake he is holding something thick and metal, a crowbar. He throws it at the man and turns to run away and jumps out of the parking garage and jumps into the air flying up. But he’s too slow, he tries kicking and swimming in the air to propel himself further away from Batman but a hand wraps around his foot. 

Jason jerks awake, breathing heavy and feeling uncomfortably hot. This was much more mild than his usual nightmares, if it could even be called a nightmare, but it was bad in a different way. It wasn’t unusual for Jason to be getting chased in his dreams by one thing or another and it always ended before whatever or whoever was chasing him got him but it was getting a little old honestly. 

His head was pounding so he slipped out of bed and poured himself a glass of water from the kitchen. As he takes a sip he recalls his dream and how he had looked down at his sister. But that couldn’t be right. 

A searing pain in his head forces him to tighten his grip on his cup before it goes away again. Stupid head. Stupid dream. Stupid girl trying to get in his head. 

As he lays back down a memory of clear grey eyes flashes across his mind’s eye. 

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Throughout the next few days Jason tries to ignore the headaches and his dreams of the young black haired girl with grey eyes and of getting chased which was more frequent and more urgent than he remembered them being. It was just all a big waste of time. At least the Dagger girl wasn’t trying to find him anymore, he didn’t know how he would react if she showed up again. 

After another dream of getting chased, this time he was just so tired of it he got a few good punches in on the Bane/Joker demon that was chasing him when his phone buzzes, startling him awake. He ignores it in favor of a cup of coffee and checks the time on the oven that he never uses, it’s almost two o’clock. 

His phone buzzes again several more times in quick succession. He finally heads over and clicks his phone on to see five messages from Stephanie. 

Replacement’s replacement🤰

so u have a little sister and u never told me???

anyways shes at the big house and getting interrogated by bruce and i think hes ready to adopt her

hello

so rude

i mean it looks to me shes tellin the truth but like seems sus for obvious reasons and ur the only one that'll actually know so… hurry up??

Jason curses and rushes to grab his things before running outside and zooming to the Wayne Manor on his motorcycle. 

welp i’ll add with another part soon that i havent finished yet but anywho let me know if jason is too ooc or something😁😁

[suzuki-left-hand-method-deactiv]

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

[wearyewe]

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

[metallikato]

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

[peppermintfeminist]

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

[fuckyeahsexpositivity]

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

[spacevinci-blog]

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

[aspicywhore-deactivated20201017]

http://hoperemainsonline.com/ Is the new site for hoperemains. Every other link is still active as of 1/9/2020

[trixicbean]

reblog if you are gay in anyway but have said the words "i'm not gay" at some point in your life. i'm tryna prove smth.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

batman AU where his parents don’t die and nothing else about the story changes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it turns out he is just naturally a huge crime-fighting emo & drama queen

[dracomysthical]

I constantly forget to not look at the tags

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#the batsuit thing is bc he’s a furry

[iloveitwhen]

I read that as "turns out he is just naturally a huge crime fighting emo & drag queen" and now I can't un-see it nor do I want to

[iloveitwhen]

Would you be willing for some fluff damianette ?

This was in my WIPs for the. longest. time. I hope this is fluffy enough!

Marinette with Alya, Nino, and Adrien were at the beach near Gotham University on a nice summer day. Alya and Adrien were visiting Nino and Marinette before school started again and they all agreed to head to the beach. It was a rare sunny day and knowing Gotham the weather would be back to doom and gloom tomorrow so they scrapped their plans for the day and were decked out in swimming trunks, bikinis, summer dresses, and sunglasses headed straight for the ice cream. 

“Eh, not as good as Andre’s,” Alya complained but Adrien, who had a look of pure ecstasy at his cherry and blueberry serving retorted, 

“It doesn’t even matter though, cause ice cream is ice cream and nothing can stop me from devouring this tasty tasty treat,” he said with an almost evil look on his face causing them to all laugh at him, he ignored them and focused only on carefully consuming his treat. 

They wandered along the boardwalk looking for an open spot on the beach when Nino stopped the group. 

“Hey Marinette, isn’t that the guy you hang out with?” he pointed further down the walkway to a taller dark haired man with deep tan skin holding up a poster. 

“Oh yeah! I want to introduce you guys, come on.” She began heading over to the boy with the others following close behind until she was about twenty feet away then she abruptly stopped. 

Alya lightly bumped into her and cursed under her breath but Marinette was too staring at something in shock. Her jaw was practically on the ground and Alya quickly snatched the ice cream in her hand before it fell to the ground as well. 

“Girl, what? Are you ok?” Alya followed her gaze to the boy Marinette wanted to introduce them to and she stifled a laugh. The boy’s poster read:

Kiss me, I’m desperate.

---

No way. 

No way.

Marinette could not believe Damian fricken Wayne was standing in front of the beach holding a poster that said kiss me i’m desperate. What bet did he lose? Damian never loses bets. This is precisely why Damian doesn’t lose bets. Because his brothers do this to him. 

Damian looked extremely uncomfortable but still had his scowl that warded off most teens who found him attractive, not the ones who were closer to their age though. She watched in utter fascination as a girl approached him and gave him a quick peck on the cheek to which Damian stiffened and scowled even deeper, admittedly her stomach flipped uncomfortably and her chest tightened. Apparently she didn’t like when other people kiss Damian. 

“Holy shit” she says softly, ignoring the others’ shock at her use of a curse word and instead swivels around looking for his brothers hoping she’d recognize them by Damian’s description of them alone. She spots three rather attractive men varying in age, the youngest was lean with long hair and looked tired, probably Drake, the tallest had a tuft of white hair, definitely Todd, and by order of elimination the third would be Grayson. She contemplated what to do, force them to end Damian’s embarrassment or join in the teasing for a bit. She decided to approach Damian first seeing as the brothers didn’t know who she was given Damian’s paranoia. She stood directly in front of Damian while the others stayed back for a bit to watch the show. 

“Hey Damian.” His head shot up from looking at his watch and a dark shade of red cascaded onto his cheeks. 

“Dupain-Cheng,” he said crisply, trying with all his might to sound like his dignity wasn’t being torn to shreds. 

“Watcha doing?” she asked casually, biting her lip to keep from smiling. 

“I have unfortunately made a wrong calculation and lost a bet.” 

“Aaaand what was the bet?” He huffed and looked away, still dutifully holding his sign up. 

“How long it would take my father to notice the increasing amount of rubber ducks appearing throughout the manor. I overestimated his detecting capabilities.” Marinette’s raised an eyebrow, 

“Really?” 

“Yes. And I still have-” he checks his watch, “-forty six minutes and eleven seconds left.” He looks back up to find Marinette holding back a smile. “Does my predicament amuse you Dupain-Cheng?” 

“Yes.” She pulls out her phone and snaps a picture before putting it back and continues, “so is there another way out of your so-called predicament or will you have to stand there for forty five minutes holding that sign, which I might add doesn’t look good on you, Wayne.” Damian scowls at her. 

“Rude. Yes there is another way but it’s not like I would let it happen anyway, so I will stand here for the next forty five minutes and forty six seconds.” 

“Are you going to tell me? Maybe I can help out.” Damian looked past her and leveled a glare at his brothers. 

“To get out of this… embarrassment, they have ordered me to get kissed… on the lips or stand here for a complete hour, there is no limit of cheek kisses,” he brings his gaze back to her, he isn’t glaring anymore but the slight scowl remains, “And I refuse to have a complete stranger get anywhere near me like that and I highly doubt you’d like to “help me” with that.” Her stomach fluttered and she grinned. She did find herself daydreaming about “helping” him lately and faked an interested look after glancing back at his brothers and giving them a small wave. 

“Well, Damian Wayne, I would love to help you out if you would allow me to.” She crosses her arms, a clear challenge. Damian gapes at her, scowl forgotten and lips parted in shock, which just made her eyes linger on that part of his face for a bit too long. 

“Seriously?” he asked before suddenly straightening his back and clearing his throat. “There is no need to take pity on me, Dupain-Cheng.” 

“No no no, I want to.” She nods her head in affirmation, she was extremely nervous of being rejected and his reaction wasn’t a great sign but even if he didn’t like her like that they could always think of it as a favor from a friend.  

Damian continues to stare at her and narrowed his gaze contemplating his options. Marinette began to fidget when he finally spoke up. 

“Ok.” 

“Ok?” Marinette was honestly a little surprised but Damian nodded his head. 

“Ok,” he confirmed. Marinette smiled and held out her hands for the poster which he gave her hesitantly while glancing at his brothers then snapping his head back to her when he hears ripping. 

“HEY!” Marinette looks over her shoulder to find Todd leading the other two boys, all red in the face, to Damian and Marinette. She gave them an innocent smile and turned back to Damian. 

“It’s now or never Dames,” she reaches up, grabbing his collar and tugs him down. 

His lips were as soft as she imagined and the kiss was even more exhilarating than she ever hoped. Before she could pull away Damian deepened the kiss and pulled her towards him, setting her stomach fluttering again at his actions. 

When they pulled back they were both breathing a little shorter trying to make up for the lost oxygen and beating hearts. 

Marinette laughed lightly, “Well, Wayne, I didn’t know you were that desperate.” 

“My hand was forced.” 

“To my waist?” she teased, she wanted to kiss him again but she didn’t know if it was appropriate. 

“What the FU-”

“Jason!” Dick admonishes. 

“No, really, what the FU-”

“Alya!” Adrien admonishes. 

[moonlitceleste]

Maribat Tumblr Fic Recs

This is a list of Maribat Tumblr fic recs; it does not include fics that are cross-posted on ao3. My ao3 rec list is split into categories: this one is for beginners,  this includes all my favorites, and this for general Maribat fics I enjoyed/would read again.

Since I’ll be periodically adding to this list, go to my masterlist and click “Tumblr fic recs” to make sure you have the most recent version of this post!

@bluerosette23 has five “Maribat Masterlists”; the links cannot be clicked when accessed directly through their Tumblr account, so if you’d like to view those I recommend searching “maribat masterlist”. The posts each have a relatively high amount of notes and should appear near the top. Although the lists could be considered a bit outdated, I think they’re a great resource. I’ll provide them links here: 1 2 3 4 5

I’ll admit I haven’t read some of the fics I’ve linked below yet, but for the sake of all you lovely readers I included them anyways. I know there are a lot more out there, but these links are mostly for fics that might be harder to find/one-offs from smaller accounts. Accounts that regularly post Maribat content are typically easier to find, so I linked their masterlists at the bottom.

This isn’t even close to finished, but since I’ve already spent four hours compiling it I’ll save the rest for later.

Daminette

18 by @ghostlyvictorianwriter [x 1]

And They Were Roommates Masterlist by @justcourttee

College Fic Masterlist by @writingideasandrandomstuff

Captain the Retired Police Dog Masterlist by @thebookwormfairy

Daminette December Mini-Series by @mochinek0

In the Death of the Night Masterlist by @difx-writing-blog

I Won’t Try Again Masterlist by @justcourttee

Maribat Tropes by @fan-written [1 2…]

Mutuals by @anjuschiffer

The Great Ikea Game by @batsandbugs [1 2 3 4 5…]

There’s Always Two Sides by @mochinek0 [1 2 3]

There’s Blood on His Mouth by @the-fusionist [1 2 3 4 5 6]

Timari

Cataclysm by @lizzieraineplots

Day and Night by @unmaskedagain

Gotham Nine-Nine by @a-marlene-s and @ladylucina28 [x y z x 1 2 3]

Lady Noir by @a-marlene-s [1 2 3]

Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting Masterpost by @black-streak

World Domination by @iloveitwhen

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[iloveitwhen]

how about tim and marinette jokingly planning world domination and then accidentally carrying it out (to the annoyance of the batfam)??

this was so fun to write and I hope it makes sense! Marinette and Tim are extremely delirious so it was hard to share their thoughts while also having it make sense to the readers... I hope you like it!

“Dick, stop lying! There’s no way we could have done that. There’s no way we “accidentally took over the world.” Do you really think the two of us could have taken out all seven JLA members?” 

“What day is it, Marinette?” Dick asks instead of answering her question. 

“Tuesday,” Tim answers for her. 

“And the number?”

“Nineteenth,” Marinette crosses her arms and looks at Dick impatiently. 

“It’s Saturday the 23rd,” he declares hotly. “Haven’t you been wondering why you’re so hungry this morning? The two of you have been sleeping for 32 hours and had been awake before that for almost an entire week with maybe an hour of sleep a day. But it’s ok! Because before you fell asleep we got you on camera admitting to everything that you’ve done and we have your notes, which you will have to decipher by the way because for some reason you thought it was a good idea to code everything in your notes and you are in so much trouble right now!” 

“Show us,” Marinette was now understandably a little concerned because she totally did have the weirdest dream last night. And was it really the 23rd?

Five minutes later Marinette is standing side by side with Tim watching a video on the bat computer of the two of them in the interrogation room while Dick is questioning them. 

Marinette’s head is resting on the table, clearly sleeping when Dick slams his hand on the table forcing her to snap her head up in alarm. 

“You are NOT going to sleep right now. The last time this happened you couldn’t remember a thing! Tell me everything and I’ll let you go to sleep.”

Tim who has already been sitting up but was still very much asleep and didn’t seem to be affected by Dick’s outburst snaps his eyes open. 

“How dare you!” he bellows causing Dick and Marinette to look at him in surprise, Marinette’s much more exaggerated than Dick’s, “We will never agree to these terms!”

There are a few moments of silence in the video and Tim makes a noise of embarrassment from the back of his throat while Marinette holds back laughter. 

“I wouldn’t laugh quite yet, Marinette,” Dick admonishes. 

“Wait I’m really tired though… ,” Marinette complains to Tim.

“Great!” Dick claps his hands together and turns his attention to Marinette, “after you tell me everything you can go to sleep.”

Marinette nods very seriously then takes a deep breath and shakes her shoulders as if she’s hyping herself up to start a race or lift some heavy weights. She looks at a point on the wall a few feet to the right of Dick’s head and begins speaking as if she is a narrator of a science documentary. 

Marinette cringes, some of the memories coming back to her like how she had believed she had one more mission, and that was to let the audience know the “trials and tribulations of their story” as she had so eloquently thought about it in her head. She watches as Video Marinette recounts their story remembering that she had believed it was a serious story and that the imaginary audience (that she wholeheartedly believed were watching) must understand this.  Her hand goes to her mouth in horror as she watches herself on the screen go silent and stare at the point behind Dick’s shoulder for several awkward minutes, several times throughout the video. She remembers she had been trying to portray the scene that was passing before her mind’s eye for the “audience” to see as well. Clearly it didn’t work. 

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** italics indicate when Marinette is using her narrating voice and is staring into the “camera” 

** dashes indicate flashbacks

“It was an accident.” Marinette starts, “Really, truly an accident. You can’t blame two delirious teenagers with a combined two hours of sleep within 3 days and half a brain cell to share between them. Honestly you can’t judge them, it’s not their fault the Lustice Jeague- Justilea- Just- Justice. League. Fell for it. You just can’t. It’s not their fault the justice league-”

“Marinette.” Dick interrupts.

“Right. Did I already say that? Well, anyways, point is. Not their fault….” 

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Marinette pops her head suddenly and looks conspiratorially at Tim, “Hey.”

“Hmm,” not stopping his clacking away at his computer. 

“Did you know Superman’s biggest weakness is Lois Lane?”

Time grunts in response as if saying, “yeah, what about it?”

“Like, he would literally be incapable of doing anything if Lois Lane was in trouble, like if Lois Lane disappeared so would Superman.” 

“Yeah that’s crazy,” still clacking away at his computer. 

“And do you know what Batman’s biggest weakness is?” 

“Superman?” 

Marinette giggles, “that’s funny. No, his pants.” Tim’s finger’s still as he processes what Marinette just said. “Think about it. If batman has no pants then he would disappear as well. Do you really think Batman would show up anywhere if he had no pants?” A pause. “Batman must really love his pants,” Marinette adds thoughtfully.

Tim begins ferociously clacking away on his computer again. “This is amazing,” he whispers, “we can use this against them! Amazing,” he says, whispering the last word with, well, amazement. 

“I know, right? We could like… take over the world with this information or something.” 

Tim gasps, finally turning to Marinette sprawled on his bed, “we totally could!” Suddenly he looks around and lowers his voice as if sharing a secret, as if there was anyone else besides Marinette to hear anyway. Marinette sits up and leans in excitedly, “we totally could,” he repeats. 

Marinette nods her head enthusiastically, “and we can totally give it back afterwards. Like, it’s no big deal. Just to like, prove we could.” 

Tim’s eyes grow wide and he nods his head with child-like excitement, “let’s do it.” 

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“24 hours later, now with 7 hours of sleep between them in four days, Marinette and Tim had developed the most bestestest plan to ever grace the mise of anyone, it was-”

“Mise?” Dick interrupts again, trying to figure out what she was saying. 

Marinette scrunches her face up, “My- mizzzee- my- m- myyy-nnnd. Mind.” She finally corrects then turns her focus back to the imaginary camera, “of anyone who ever lived. It was spectacular.”

“This is horrific.”

“Exactly. So horrible that it worked miraculously. I say that totally seriously. Seriously. No, I am not a miraculous, ask Ladybug.” Marinette then switches demeanor shifts in her seat and asks: “Ladybug?” she shifts in her seat again to slightly face the opposite direction and answers herself, “Yes?” She shifts again. “Are you a miraculous?” Shifts. “No. I am not.” Marinette looks back into the imaginary camera, “See? She says Marinette is not Ladybug….” she trails off for a moment, her head slowly dropping indicating she was very close to falling asleep. 

“I can’t believe this is happening.” Marinette snaps her head back up.

“Oh but it has. Tim and Marinette had targeted every single weak point of every JMLA member, the Jumpstice League stood no chance against the duo. Tim crafted a device that tracked Lois Lane, gathering any and all data on her to mimic her, including her heartbeat and scent so that Superman would be properly duped. Setting the trap in his very own house-” she suddenly cuts herself off and looks between Tim and Dick, “by the way did you know? That man is like, super weak to Kryptonite. It would have been so much easier to know that in the beginning. And also that he has a cousin? She’s very pretty, right, Tim?” She turns to her boyfriend who is looking at her with a soft smile.

“Mmhm. You’re very pretty.” 

Marinette ignores him and continues, “So Tim and Marinette trapped him in a cage of kryptonite-”

“You did WHAT!?”

“-and he totally passed out, the two heroes are still a bit confused why he was making such a big deal about it.” Marinette pays no mind to Dick as he reaches out and shakes his hands like he wants to strangle her neck.  “Tim then crafted a signal miminicking a detest call-”

“Distress,” Dick corrects. 

“-distress call from Themyscira rendering Wonder Woman unavailable. Unfortunately for her and fortunately for us it was her birthday and since I’m good friends with Momma Wonder,” she abruptly turns to Dick and points a finger at him as if he was a five year old in trouble and adds: “that’s Queen Hipopotolia to you, Mister,” before turning back, “they threw her a total rager,” again changing her demeanor and rolls her eyes “which I’m missing right now by the way, so she’ll be gone for a few more days, those gals really know how to party…. 

“Then the Flash. He was easier than the two expected, they meanly- I mean merely, well, meanly too- slapped a speed force inhibitor around his wrists. He couldn’t tap into the speed force to vibrate through it, he couldn’t cut it off, he would definitely die including everyone else in a mile radius-” Marinette swivels her head to Dick and smacks the table,”-nuclear bombs are SUPER dangerous by the way, you really don’t want to mess with them. 

“He couldn't contact anyone, any electric device he came across was rendered useless due to Tim’s genius, once again. 

“You’re so smart, baby, they couldn't have done this without you,” she adds out of the blue looking at Tim with a proud smile 

“Mhmm. You’re so pretty,” he repeats while Dicks drops his head into his hands. 

“They knew the Flash had friends so they did what they had to and locked him in one of those big containers that you sometimes see on trains and sometimes see on big ships and is currently in the middle of the ocean. Also that inhibitor thingy works as a shock collar too so like screaming electrocutes him preeeetty bad.”

“If the JLA doesn’t kill the both of you, I will.”

“The Martian Manhunter, well, you know what they say, show, don’t tell…. Marinette looks deep into the “camera” willing it to see what she was seeing.

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“J’onn J'onzz.” The green alien turns around to find two young adults who looked uncharacteristically professional, hands clasped behind their straight backs and serious expressions.

“...Ladybug. Red Robin. What can I do for you?” J’onn places an alien piece of tech down to focus on the two of them. Unfortunately he could not read Ladybug’s mind when she was in the suit and Red Robin’s mind was a mess of noises and jumbled thoughts that made no sense whatsoever, except one that was a bit louder than the rest and was repeated like a mantra. 

Christmas eve, 1998. 

J’onn tensed, “What do you want,” he demanded more than asked, overly concerned about how and why that thought was in Red Robin’s mind. 

“Nothing. Exactly that. Nothing,” Ladybug responded. “We need you to leave, to go somewhere for a few days and to not resurface or interfere in any way, shape, or form. And in return we will delete anything and everything that ever existed on Christmas Eve of 1998. It’ll be like it never existed.” 

“I can’t do that.” 

Ladybug suddenly broke her composure and groaned. “Oh come oooon, We promise no one will get hurt!” she linked her hands together and gave the Martian a pout, “pleeaaseee?” 

“The last time you two were like this you “accidentally” created a multimillion dollar company solely based on cosplay.” Ladybug was not phased and Tim was still chanting Christmas Eve, 1998 in his head, the boy probably wasn’t even aware time had passed since he got there. J’onn sighed, whatever they were up to it probably wasn’t too big of a deal. “Fine. But I want proof everything is deleted.” 

“Yess, it’s a deal, big man. See you in a few days! C’mon Tim.” 

“Can I stop repeating that thing in my head now?”

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“Marinette.”

She breaks and looks at Dick impatiently, “I’m telling a story right now, what do you want?”

“You’ve been staring at the wall for 5 minutes straight, where is Martian Manhunter?”

“Oh I don’t know, he should be back on Tuesday though,” she shrugs and nods at the same time but like a switch has been flipped she is serious again. “As for Aquaman? Well, he has his own problems in the undersea. As you know the detective of Justice is Batman, Aquaman? Not much of a detective at all. But, having a mystery that needed to be solved in the undersea would have to be done with the bat’s assistance. However, Batman had his own problems to mace. 

“Face?”

“Yes. A problem that he will never be able to solve without asking for little help of his own. Unfortunately for him, his pride and dignity was on the verge of devolution- devil- devolve… ded- destru- destruction! Also all communication to Alfred was severed and he was sent to the Bahamas to relax since Tim and Marinette promised that since Batman would not be able to be fight he would be safe.”

“Ohhh is that where he went? No wonder there was no breakfast this morning.” Tim drops his hand supporting his face and looks at Marinette in wonder. 

“Babe we went over this like one time, you should know this.”

“Oh, right, yeah… I still haven’t eaten.” Tim lays his head down on his arm sadly and promptly falls asleep. 

“And last, and definitely least, Green Lantern. Marinette, miraculoused in her all-black ninja suit- wait no- no miraculous involved, it was just black clothes,” Marinette trailed off and snorted. “I really just stole the Green Lanterns ring… It was uhhh, it was actually kind of easy….

“Marinette had slipped the ring from Hal’s hand and put it on her own, quickly and quietly slipping out the way she came but not before taking the battery thing that powers the ring and stealing every single cup in the house. The ring had then proved useful as it assisted in Marinette’s journey.”

“Wait. How?” 

Marinette shrugs as if it weren’t such a big deal when it definitely was. “I don’t know, it actually gave me a little speech about going to Goodwill and then told me I was a lantern. Wait, do you think someone would have bought me if I posed as a lantern…? Oh yeah! I totally had a green suit and everything, it was crazy. Look! I still have it,” she stuck her hand out to show Dick, the thick green ring almost making contact with his face as she practically jumped over the table to show him. “I don’t want to give it back to Hal though it’s like… a really cool ring,” she says sadly as she sits back down, not giving Dick an actual chance to look at the ring. 

“Ok. Ok.” Dick drags a hand through his hair in frustration. “What about batman? Where is he?”

Marinette shoots both of her hands up and points at the one way mirror behind Dick’s head, “Boom! Right behind ya in that there mirror.” Then she again turns to the imaginary camera to continue her saga.

“Batman. The easiest, yet most difficult. The smartest, yet most helpless. And though Marinette and Tim wish they could have said they did it alone, they desperately needed the help of a certain… seductress.” 

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Selena Kyle leans a hip into the counter of a kitchen, quietly making tea when a dark red and black tangle of something falls through an open window and crashes onto the floor, bumping into the family dining table and rattling the vase of wilting flowers. Selena curses loudly and goes to flee but realizes what, or rather who the pile of dark red and is. It’s Red Robin and Ladybug, otherwise known as Tim Drake and Marinette Dupain-Cheng. 

The two groan loudly and clumsily untangle themselves and flop on the ground next to each other apparently too lazy to stand up at the moment. 

“Hey,” Ladybug says, moving her head to the side to look at the standing woman. 

“Hey,” Selena takes a sip of her tea and almost laughs when she realizes that Red Robin had either been knocked out or  had simply fallen asleep. 

Ladybug’s words are slurred together when she says, “we need your help,” while slowly blinking. Either she was on something, very drunk, or very sleep deprived. Knowing the two of them and considering Red Robin was fast asleep on the floor it was probably the sleep deprivation. 

Selena acts as though she’s considering it even though she would help regardless, whatever it was these two were planning she wanted in. 

“Only if you agree to owe me a favor.” 

Ladybug (who had closed her eyes for a moment) snapped her eyes open and grinned, quite evilly, “what we’re planning will be favor enough.” Then, as if the conversation had ended, rolled her head around taking her surroundings in, “this isn’t your house.” 

Selena chuckles, “no it’s not, but you found me here anyways.”

“Ohhhhh, right I forgot about that, do you know the person who owns this house?” Selena shakes her head and Marinette hums in response, wandering her eyes over the kitchen. “So what do you say about the pant situation?” 

“The what?”

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“The mystery woman had easily fallen for the trap. With her help, Tim and Marinette had almost succeeded in world domination, all that was left was to carry out the plans….”

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Dick pauses the video and turns to the two heroes who were blushing furiously and fidgeting, waiting until they could bolt. 

“I thought you were going to sit there for a few more minutes then start talking again but you just kept sitting there until I realized you had fallen asleep with your eyes open.” He huffed and started to type into the computer again. “You’re lucky none of the JLA members got hurt or that this-” he clicks a file “video did not get out to the world.”

Ladybug and Red Robin stand in a professional stance with hands clasped behind their backs, they were standing slightly off-center of the screen with an empty JLA table behind them.  

“Good evening, world. I am Ladybug.”

“And I am Red Robin.”

“We have single handedly disposed of the JLA.”

“They will no longer terrorize our world-”

“Burn down our cities-”

“Trample us underfoot-”

“Wait-” Ladybug breaks character and turns to Red Robin, “are we describing Godzilla?”

Red Robin furrows his brow for a moment before bursting out in laughter, grabbing onto Ladybug and dragging her down into hysterics as well. They fall to the floor out of view of the camera but their guffaws are still spilling over the speakers very loudly. 

Several minutes later they stand up, wiping their tear-streaked cheeks.

“Anyways,” Red Robin continues, a chuckle still present in his voice, “We totally have taken over the world and you!” he points into the camera.

“Are!” Ladybug repeats his movement.

“Under our control!” they chorus together, pointing their thumbs at themselves as if this were some sort of disney channel ad, some sort of joke and that they hadn’t just literally threatened world domination, hadn’t just succeeded in world domination. 

They held the pose for a moment before Red Robin relaxed, Ladybug held her pose and continued to look into the camera while Red Robin reached up and paused the video.

“Luckily,” Dick begins, “You streamed the video straight to your own computer and not to the entire world, and luckily, you left your computer open on the dining tables for Duke to see it and for the rest of us, minus Jason,” he adds hotly, “to fix your mess.” 

“At least you caught the perpetrator?” Marinette adds helpfully, her voice going up like a question and her face scrunched up hoping that the comment would placate Dick.

It did not. 

Bonus:

Dick has both Marinette and Tim sitting side by side in an interrogation room, Tim is smiling and staring at Marinette with hearts in his eyes and sighing happily every once in a while Marinette is staring intently at the wall a few feet to the right of Dick’s head and talking as if she were the narrator of the documentary of her Tim’s “adventure” of literally taking over the world. 

“This is insane.” Bruce Wayne whispers behind the one way glass with a towel wrapped around his waist, every single pair of pants he owned was still missing. And would continue to be missing until he admitted he needed help, the rest of the batfam had collectively agreed to not help him until he asked for help, much to Bruce’s chagrin. 

Bonus Bonus: 

The video is shaky but clear, it’s facing a dingy empty stage with a lone mic stand in the middle at what seems to be Karaoke night in an even dingier bar. The crowd is mostly quiet save for the buzz of conversation until the start of “Fantasy” by Mariah Carey starts and everyone cheers. The camera violently shakes and Hal Jordan’s voice booms through the speakers,

“Let’s go babyyyyy!!” 

A few moments later and J’onn J’onzz, in his human form, hops onto the stage clearly hammered and most definitely not in control of his actions. He dances awkwardly around the stage until the first lyrics on the screen behind him light up. 

“Oh when you walk by every night, talkin sweet and lookin fine, I get kinda hectic inside,” along with the words he points to someone in the crowd then puts the back of his hand to his forehead to indicate “swooning”. 

“Oh baby, I’m so into you,” he clumsily hops off the stage and staggers over to someone at one of the front tables. The video zoomed in for a bit and focuses on the woman who briefly looks around her table with a laugh and she raises her strong arms, welcoming the drunk martian. 

“Darling, if you only knew,” J’onn’s smile was so wide and he laughed into the mic instead of singing the next few lyrics. He forced Wonder Woman’s chair from the table with his telekinesis, and with an excessive amount of exaggeration he circled the chair, dragging his hand over her face. The other women, more Amazons by the looks of their arms, pounded the table howling in laughter. 

“But it’s just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby, When I close my eyes, you come and take me,” he circles to her front and boops her nose as he sings “take me” before turning around and facing the stage. 

“On and on and on,” he looks back at Wonder Woman seductively and winks, “it’s so deep in my daydreams,” he hops back on the stage, “but it’s just a-” his foot gets tangled in the mic’s cords and his voice is cut off when he tries to save himself from smashing into the ground. 

He fails. 

Laughter erupts in the bar and the camera is slammed onto a table and Hal’s wheezing is heard above the others before the video cuts off.

phew *wipes brow* that was... actually a loooooottttt, but I hope it made you laugh and i really hope it wasn’t confusing to read! *smiles awkwardly and waves* byee....

[mysnis]

How to keep your friends from forcing you into a relationship 7

Last part of Marinette's, here we go! I'll do the linking later.

Marinette 1 2 3 4 5 6

Damian 1/2 3/4 5/6 7

Marinette had to say that she really was enjoying her life in Gotham, and patrolling and training with the various bats. Cat was not a fan with how stroppy he would behave, but at least in Gotham, he held his tongue and did nothing. Probably due to the other bats that hung around and were watching over them.

Instead he upped the ante back in Paris where Robin was not around to keep Cat away. That was the one annoyance.

It was a huge pain in the butt right now. A new Akuma had appeared and she was trying to take it down when Cat Noir seemed more focused on other things. Such as flirting with her and trying to full on kiss her lips with Alya filming them.

There was a situation to be dealt with and instead of being able to focus on one or two things at a time, she had to worry about her safety, Cat's safety, other civilians' safety, taking down the Akuma, and that was just the immediate response.

But if anything, she was Ladybug, and able to deal with impossible situations. However, she had not been expecting for herself to be thrown into a wall hard enough to be seeing stars. That was going to leave her black and blue. Cat at least provided a defence so she didn't get clobbered instantly.

"Bugaboo, you need to be more careful, stop daydreaming and staring at me to do so!" He shouted over his shoulder at her. Marinette glared at his back, how dare he imply she was thinking about him. How dare he not even get it through his skull. She stood up straight, her hands balled at her sides as they shook and her eyes flashed.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Stop. Calling. Me. Bugaboo. I intensely dislike the name. I don't want you to call me that. And get your head out of your arse because I'm not wanting or going to ever date you!"

Cat actually faltered as he glanced to her, her unnatural outburst taking him by surprised. This proved to be a mistake, the two focused on each other that they weren't focused on other issues. Like the Akuma. Marinette did not even see the attack coming until it was far too late.

The two were thrown through the air by an attack they did not see coming. And this Akuma had quite the arm to send Marinette flying enough that she could see the Eiffel Tower before she crashed into the side of a building hard enough that the wall gave way to her and she laid in a pile of bricks, feeling winded and shaken, stars clouding her vision.

Her brain descended into a fog, and Marinette fought enough to keep the darkness engulfing her vision at bay to say something to ensure Hawkmoth would not get her miraculous. Or at least, make it harder for him to find her because she was not getting up anytime soon.

"Spots off." She gasped.

A flash of light and Marinette slipped into unconsciousness as Tikki flutter up to her face, worry in the little kwami's eyes being the last thing she saw.

Marinette groaned as she came too, sitting up with a wince as her body protested the movement as most parts called out in pain. She looked around with a frown to see that she is in a highly fancy bedroom, with a four posted bed, heaps of floor space and a computer with, 5 monitors? Sitting at a desk.

A giant sword display case pointed this to be Damian's room at the manor, a room Marinette barely ever seen. That just left a question of how she got there.

She approached the door, that quietly knocked when she was close, and she opened it to reveal Alfred.

"Good to see you are awake miss Marinette. I would prefer you to return to the bed in order to keep resting as you recover from the nasty fight before Master Bruce or anyone else forces you into a conversation. Butler's orders." Marinette frowned in uncertainty, but did as asked before Alfred set up a breakfast tray for her to eat some food. Marinette noted the tea and toast with some butter and jam as options.

"You left Master Damian quite worried when he heard the news. Rushed right over to Paris to find you."

Marinette looked at him.

"What are you talking about Alfred?"

"Then there's also your little companion who has been most upset."

"Marinette!" Tikki whizzed into Marinette's face, hugging on tightly, "I've been so worried!" Marinette glanced between Alfred and Tikki, who were both totally at ease.

"I'm glad to see you as well, but ah, what happened? After I...fainted?" Marinette asked.

"Well, I stayed with you, and the Akuma stayed fighting around terrorising. You wouldn't wake up! Cat seemed to get back to the fight okay, but obviously you didn't. The fight went on for hours, and eventually, Robin and the other bats appeared to help along with two members of the justice league, Zatara and Zantanna." Tikki looked to Alfred who nodded in confirmation.

"Zatara is a magician, Zantanna his daughter and went along to help purify the evil magic in the butterfly." He elaborated. Tikki nodded.

"So the fight gets held up, Akuma halted, but then Robin got antsy because you were still missing and the city wasn't going to repair itself or purify the Akuma. That's when the bats all started looking. So did Cat Noir. I managed to get Robin's attention and lead him to you. You needed help Marinette, secret identity be damned. He bought you back to Gotham, here in fact, with Kaalik's help. He under my convincing donned your miraculous, and did your job."

"And everyone has been waiting for you to wake up since." Alfred finished. "I'll let Master Damian know you are okay. He'll want to see you." Alfred left as Marinette and Tikki continued to eat the food Marinette asking questions. The fight with Robin weilding the miraculous went fine, he summoned the lucky charm, caught the butterfly, and cast the cure no issues. Marinette was about to ask how Damian and Alfred had found her at Wayne Manor when the door burst open and Damian stood in the doorway, scanning over her. His hair looked a little ruffled, his clothes a little wrinkled but otherwise remarkably well put together. Marinette smiled and he sighed before crossing the room and sitting on the edge of the bed still studying her.

"Hey stranger." She smiled though he still did not look her in the eyes. "Hey, Damian. I'm okay." He looked her in the eye and let a small smile appear.

"I called Jon when you got here. He'll be by to visit later."

"Oh dear, he's going to be a worrywart like that incident in the barn isn't he?" Marinette sighed at his nod. The two fell into silence.

"You're Ladybug." He stated after a while. Marinette nodded, looking at Tikki still on the breakfast tray, ignoring the pair as she ate up the last of the toast.

"You've been fighting, for years."

"Yeah. It's the reason I didn't come visit when I was a teen actually." She joked. Damian nodded.

"That makes sense. Akuma attacks are random and as a child you would be more closely watched and unable to sneak away."

"So, how many know my identity? Just you and Alfred along with the bats, or should I worry about your family also knowing?" Marinette asked, turning back to munching on her food. Damian stiffened.

"Um...about that..." Marinette looked at him questioningly, "The family has decided it to be okay to tell you, but the truth is," Damian breathed in, "I am Robin." Marinette blinked. Well, that explained his physic. He worked out and regularly fought crime. As apparently implied his family did. Marinette's eyes widened. She had asked him twice to fake date her. She tried to protect Damian from Cat Noir, but still put him in harm's way.

"Oh my god, you could take Cat Noir in a fight." She watched Damian blink.

"As obvious and true as that statement is, I do not follow your conclusions."

"I told Cat Noir I was dating Robin." Marinette started. "And I picked you because you would be able to take Cat in a fight I figured. Oh god, I asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend twice, I'm so sorry for pulling you into the mess that is my life." Marinette's thoughts raced and knew she was going to end up never seeing Damian again and her life was over, so she threw the covers over her head and groaned, "you must be so annoyed with me." She felt a pat on her shoulder.

"I'm not annoyed Marinette. If I am it's at those around you that do not know how to take no for an answer. You are not at fault here. I'm glad I was able to assist you in this trying period." Marinette pulled the cover off, still clutching the sheet to her chest, looking him right in the eye.

"Really?" He nods, causing Marinette to beam. As silence filled the air, Marinette glanced around, hands fiddling with themselves automatically. There was so much to talk about, Marinette wasn't sure where exactly to go next with what they had to talk about.

"Thanks for coming and helping." She eventually said. "It's no issue, that's why you got into contact with us right?" Marinette nodded, the two falling into silence again. She felt Damian's hand on her arm, pulling it up to get a better look. Marinette stiffened, heart pounding hard as she saw exactly why he had grabbed her arm. A chain of silver with pink spaced out shined in the light at her. Oh, this was not good.

It was the bracelet. Or rather Damian's bracelet. The one she wore often not in his presence since coming over to Gotham. The one he got her as a gift. The one she had on before transforming and going to fight, so she hadn't had an opportunity to take it off before this occasion. Well, this was not what she wanted to happen.

"You still wear it?" Damian asked, looking over at her. Marinette held the contact.

"Well, I mean...it's... I really like it, so I wear it. You chose an amazing bracelet, and I love that you got me it." Marinette eventually got out, a light blush covering her cheeks as she looked down at her lap. Damian let go of her arm and raised her chin to look her in the eye. Marinette blinked, but stayed still, staring right into his searching gaze. He seemed to have found the answer he wanted as he moves forward and presses a single kiss to her lips. He pulls back and Marinette can only stare and blink for a moment. The silence seemed to stretch on for ever that Marinette saw the slow pull away of Damian as his own eyes seemed to harden and become emotionless. Oh god, he did that when he wanted to not reveal anything, be removed from the situation, all because Marinette was only stupidly sitting there and doing nothing! He was going to leave and she had to do something to stop him!

Marinette grabbed his shoulders in her panic to not let him leave and pulled him towards her where she then pressed a kiss against his lips. He seemed to stiffen before returning the kiss. Marinette moved her hands to behind his neck, bringing him closer to her as she continued to kiss him. Damian moved in order to hold her cheek, and be at a better angle, swiping his tongue across her bottom lip, leading to a makeout with Marinette pulling Damian on top of her, holding his cheeks as if she could possibly pull his face even closer to her own. Damian balanced himself over her, ensuring to not put his weight on her, but even with his arms boxing her in, Marinette could only feel safe and secure with him. The two pulled apart, Marinette smiling breathlessly up at him before letting a giggle of delight out as she pulled Damian into a hug, ignoring his noises of protest on squishing and agrivating her injuries.

She had missed this. She had missed him. And she wasn't letting go of him.

Marinette had been given the clear by Alfred to journey down to join the others for breakfast the next day. Which was good, because having a concussion sucked as you were advised to not look at electronic screens, read or draw, and Alfred also refused to let her sew. It was boring even with Damian sitting and keeping her company.

Damian escourted her down, hand held in hers. Damien held her as she moved down the stairs, as if she would slip and hurt herself again, which Marinette felt was unfair.

"Marinette! Good to see you on the mend already!" The two looked to see Dick standing in the foyer eating cereal, he shoved a spoonful of cereal into his mouth, "you get past fake dating yet?" He said through the mouthful, pointing with his head to the joined hands. Marinette glanced to it, squeezed his hand in her own before pressing a kiss to his cheek.

"Yes." She said with a smile, that Damian returned while Dick cheered, something about not having to give Jon $20.

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[iloveitwhen]

Ohhhh my goodness I love this fic

[iloveitwhen]

I love your writing even though you went off script it was delightful

Thank you!!! I had copied and pasted into the ask and then I reread your ask and I was like nooooooooooooo 😂😂 I'm really really glad you liked it though❤️❤️❤️❤️💜

[ramos123]

Another idea

Marinette becoming catwoman after Damian becomes Batman.

That’s the idea if anyone wants to use go ahead

[iloveitwhen]

Ummm?? Ummmmm??? Uuuuuuhhhhmm??? 🤯🤯 Ok but like why has no one ever thought of this before? Or at least why haven't I seen this idea anywhere else?? this is a high quality idea

Anyways so here's my thoughts on this:

•ok so this is based on the idea that either marinette runs away/fakes her death and gets to Gotham completely helpless and catwoman cackles and is like my turn

• SO catwoman adopts marinette who has a morally grey area but is more like robin hood than catwoman, mostly stealing for the poor

• for the longest time she doesn’t reveal her identity to marinette to make sure she can actually trust her and marinette does the same with her miraculouses

• one day marinette puts the black cat miraculous just to sneak around and see what catwoman is up to only to run into robin who is doing the same thing with batman

• anD THEY DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THAT (don’t worry it’s just catwoman and batman making out as soon as they’re in close proximity)

• Robin and Lady Noir (“Lady? you’re not a lady! you are a teenager wearing skin tight leather suit you wannabe catwoman! go home before you’re hurt!” “early bird gets the worm but the cat gets the snack”) are both on thin ice with each other but they are forced into a truce due to their unique position of spying on their mentors

• they totally dislike each other but Morally Grey Marinette is a total flirt and the batfam love a Flustered Damian

• anyways as time goes on Lady Noir becomes catwoman’s protege (the batfam have nothing on them they’re much too sneaky) 

• Marinette grows up to be a fashion designer (obviously) but like just famous but not a big brand at all (yet) she’s busy, ok?

• marinette and damian meet each other at a gala and instantly know each other because obviously she came with selena and that woman went straight to bruce then damian came up to her and was like ew and she’s like ohhhhh this is the batfam

• ANYWAYS HERE WE GO as they get older the rest of the fam is like “get a room already!” but theyre too busy “hating” each other

• one day catwoman gets hurt before a big job so Marinette takes up the mantle to finish the job, then after that they slowly integrate Marinette into fully taking over being catwoman

• damian finally gets old enough to take over batman but the man is reluctant to let go... until catwoman (selena) breaks his femur on purpose bc she’s tired of him being batman

• Damian (still salty marinette became catwoman before he became batman) immediately goes to her house to brag

• resulting in a very big very complicated love story but i hate sad endings so they get together eventually and are happy forever after 

• dont you dare take that away from me I swear 

• also for some reason I’m picturing them frequently breaking character and just making faces and noises at each other, like batman is usually very scary and stoic but someone catches him completely relaxed and making a face at catwoman while making oink noises

anyways so that’s what went through my head and the absolute shenanigans they would get into, like imagine just how adorable those two would be? 

ok byeee