Jade

17⚠️ She/her

[ilovemyreflection]

Hi Tumblr I am severely constipated

[ilovemyreflection]

Tumblr :3

[ilovemyreflection]

Do it fart?

[ilovemyreflection]

If someone is mad at you, just start shaking it

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold and sapphire ring, Khmer (Cambodia), 7th-12th century AD

from Sothebys

[ilovemyreflection]

It's so pretty🤩

[ilovemyreflection]

Tumblr.. they took my teeth🤤

[ilovemyreflection]

I poo'd no enema for me🥳

[ilovemyreflection]

MY MOM TOLD ME I MIGHT HAVE TO GET AN ENEMA IF I DONT POOP😭

PLEASE IT HURTS SO BAD AND THATS SO EMBARRASSING WHAT DO I DO

[ilovemyreflection]

Rape jokes were never funny, and if you think so you're the problem.

[mivrip]

credit to @/lizardthingie on TikTok

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[invincibong]

she let me hit because of my gentle eyes and loving soul

[mapsontheweb]

Adult Transgender Legislative Risk Map, November 2024

[canisbeta]

This map is made and maintained by transgender journalist Erin Reed. She read all 550 bills targeting trans people in America in 2023 and 586 so far in 2024 and she scores state safety based on proposed and enacted legislation. She regularly updates the map (including explanations of recent legislative changes) on her site. She has a separate map for trans youth (which: warning, is even more scary), since a lot of policies target minors specifically.

It’s depressing as all hell, but Erin does great work and I’ve been using her maps to plan my career and vacations for years. It’s helped me figure out where to apply for grad school, and helps me keep track of what states I cannot do a layover in while flying because of bathroom bills.

[wolvereaux]

here’s the current map as of January 19th, 2025

[guccifloralsuits]

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

[animentality]

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[ilovemyreflection]

-5 having the most fun tho🤷‍♀️

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[give-grian-rights]

HELP its been a delight to witness the rednote transfer even if i havent gone on there myself yet