Joey!!!

☆She/They!☆ ♡I love my wife! :)♡ ♤19 🫩♤

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[treecitysessions]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

can you imagine being in high school rn jesus christ

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[dogpuppy]

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[wintercorrybriea2]

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]