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[ilovesaltycaramel]

I read a Mac/Griff SSX 2012 fanfiction and honestly I'm no longer the same.

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Stonegardenshipping headcanons PT.1 | NSFW

Note: minors DNI or if just uncomfortable. I'm always up for beefy dudes doing things to each other byeeeee. First time writing about this two btw)

- Gordie never spoke about liking men too, not to his fanbase and not even his family. He is quite sure no one around him is homophobic, but he wants to keep this thing private. Only Milo knows because he highly suspected (hoped) that Gordie was at least bi, so he just asked him during a tournament break inside the locker rooms

- Milo and Gordie started as a joke. Milo would say something flirty and then act like the innocent goofball he always is. He likes when Gordie face heats up but then replies with something even dirtier

- Both are switch, but Gordie likes topping more. Milo is all about taking whatever the other is offering and viceversa, no preference

- Gordie expected that Milo was a vanilla guy. Well, he doesn't have those crazy kinks but he definitely is up for praise, light bondage and getting gagged. His farm has many tools, tape and ropes are there.

- Speaking of Gordie's kinks, his highest fantasy is doing it in a semi public area and getting caught by paparazzi, yes. That. It stays a fantasy. Something like that would damage his and Milo's image. He is into recording too, Milo wasn't intrigued at first but decided to give it a try anyways. Let's just say that now they could open an OF page if they wanted to.

- Milo is much skilled with blowjobs and loves reciving cum on his chest or in his mouth then drooling it down his neck. The first time Milo gave head to Gordie, the rock-type specialist didn't last long. Milo still teases him about how red his whole face was and how he apologized for something so flattering

- Gordie knows how to use his cock. He is precise. Milo is a quiet guy even during sex, but oh- Gordie memorized where his sweet spot is and he has to muffle his moans at some point. It lowkey boosts Gordie's ego when Milo loses it and becomes a greedy beast because he is making him feel too good

- Both of them have great cocks. Milo's one isn't the longest, but the girth is nice. Gordie has it large too and it's a bit longer with a thick vein down the whole lenght (i suck with inches and stuff so have fun imaging them).

- Gordie loves to squeeze Milo's pecs while they do doggystyle position and tease his nipples in general, making them as reddish as his cock tip. He also loves to cum all over Milo's freckled ass globes

[ilovesaltycaramel]

If I see a E rated fanfiction Bubbles x Hugh Morris my constant sense of doomness would probably vanish

[mcpostinghours]

I don't know what Pokemon game you all played but there is no way Philippe is Corbeau's side piece, that's his LOVER

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Helping hand | Rustshipping | SFW

Sometimes Corbeau gets depressive episodes due to sudden waves of raw reality, when he focuses on how he grew up a bit too much.

Philippe helps him.

Corbeau doesn't show at work whenever he feels like this, Philippe replaces him and he does a great job, he had to be the boss in the first place so he knows how to handle the activity. After job hours, Philippe calls Corbeau to ask him if he needs anything, specific food, drink, anything. He makes sure that during the day 'Beau doesn't skip meals, he already is thin, Phil' doesn't want him to go underweight

Philippe helps Corbeau with routine too, he memorized every step of his skincare and does it for him while 'Beau isn't able to leave the bed. They take hot baths together, having a jacuzzi is an investment. Philippe loves to do all the job for Corbeau, for him only, his lover and boss.

[teelisteel]

can someone explain why he had this

[ilovesaltycaramel]

It'll be better for me to keep my mouth shut

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I love that Philippe is a passionate foodie and Corbeau can do homemade sushi

They are that couple at the restaurat that order their stuff and then they go like "can I take a bite of yours?" or "I prefer yours" and switch plates

Whenever they eat by themselves, Corbeau loves to spoon Philippe and viceversa, they really spoil each other and are cheesy

[ilovesaltycaramel]

I ligit think corbeau would have fangs, but I can't think of an actual shape(snake vs teeth caps or smth) so I wish to infect you with this headcanon as well so I can actually talk abt it

HEAR ME OUT

He doesn't have sharp canines like a snake or stuff like that in my opinion

BUT

He is born with yaeba teeth. He tells everyone that in his native region it's seen as an attractive trait

[monkiinart]

spicy rustshipping comic panel thing > on poipiku

[ilovesaltycaramel]

Do some of you guys hc Philippe as visually-impired? Because I do. I'm curious to know how he deals with life from your point of view

[monkiinart]

this blog is so saucy lately im so sorry LOL loosely based on this fic which is on my brain ever since i read it

[beeorioslol]

Comfy

[ilovesaltycaramel]

Saw someone on tiktok calling Corbeau an expired twink and tbh I prefer him being named that instead of dom daddy

[ilovesaltycaramel]

Could I please request some rustshipping date night headcanons? Where do you think they’d go? What would they do together?

Corbeau x Philippe (Rustshipping) | Date hcs | SFW

Note: I just woke up, I'm writing with my brain waiting for the caffeine to kick in

- They don't have dates so often, they prefer to plan a vacation and don't think about their job for a while

- they often go having dinner out tho, they don't call them dates but if someone else happens to be with them, they'd feel like third wheeling. It's not that they are cheesy or anything in public, but the small gestures and glances speak for them. You'll definitely notice that they will have an interesting post-dinner...

- Speaking about their type of vacation, they never choose something conventional, that's why they need to plan it. I don't see Corbeau and Philippe being beach enthusiast. 'Beau hates the idea of getting tan and bright sun light hurts Phil' (already poor) eyesight. Plus, Corbeau doesn't like to show his body much, not that he is insecure, he is just reserved. They don't like popular destinations either, they'd go there just for a week or two for shopping exotic stuff but nothing else (maybe visiting a museum but only when there isn't much crowd)

- Their perfect kind of long date aka vacation is going somewhere niche and try immersive activities to get to know the culture + eating the local specialities (of course)

- Stepping back to what would be a date for normal ppl but they don't call it that. Shopping hours around Lumiose City it's one of their favourite things

- Philippe is more a fan of buying jewelry and interior decorations (precious stones, paintings, plants, ect.), he likes getting new clothes too but there isn't that moment of 'choosing the item', he has his own seamstress (bro is biggie, he can't find his size easily so he just goes for commissions)

- On the other hand Corbeau always checks into designer ateliers to see what's new, but he also loves LOVES buying nerdy stuff. Whenever 'Beau sees a manga or videogame shop, he rushes into it. Philippe follows him there because he lowkey is a geek too (he likes big robots like Gundam)

- Another location they like to go is the park, but at night. Those big parks where you walk and walk and walk. They go there especially after a stressing day, they can't stay still or rest when something went bad. They let it out with a long walk and by discussing the details of the day. Philippe and Corbeau have their hidden spots where to share a kiss or two and the atmosphere makes it very romantic eheh

[ilovesaltycaramel]

Hey guys✨

I updated my Introduction Post. I decided to stay in my comfort zone with writing for now. I tried writing for a 'character x reader' request and I get confusion/fog everytime I try to give hcs structure (man if you are reading this, I really tried coming up with something but I failed🥲)

I will tell ya whenever something changes on the pinned post Xoxo

[ilovesaltycaramel]

Someone pls write a fanfiction based on this I'm starving

[ilovesaltycaramel]

Bluesky banned in my state, alas. I've seen people upload images to ao3?

I don't have an ao3 account, I just pass by as a guest when I want to read. You can dm me and I'll send the fanart ^^