Oh, Yknow

They/Them | 23

[offshoreoilrig]

You need to touch saltwater

[grecoromanyaoi]

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

[podencos]

I just want assurance that our souls are connected forever ever. I’m not asking for much

[wiiwheel]

learning about some genders

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[wizardshark]

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

[royalhandmaidens]

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

[royalhandmaidens]

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

[royalhandmaidens]

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[neopuff]

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

[neopuff]

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

[impulse-goblin]

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

[neopuff]

[neopuff]

good news! as of today my credit report no longer has my identity thief’s debt on it 😁 im freeeeeeeeere

[vivi-sionary]

you never think too hard abt having an apple but then you see one and think "hm i haven't had one in a long time" and then you take a bite on a whim and it's like fuuck wait this awesome #myapple. and then when you're done you'll forget about the appleful joy because it's the only way it can be experienced again

[redstonedust]

How do you cook your tea

i dont </3 hot beverages make me feel sick. as do most things (im built wrong) but. its my one un-british trait.

[sadradgrrrl-deactivated20140406]

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[dandelionmoss]

person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

[marisatomay]

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

[rosefinchfibres]

New medium sized Scrappy Basket up on the shop! Perfect for storing craft supplies, toys and more!

Medium Size Scrappy Basket

This basket is made using all kinds of odds and ends leftover in my stash from old projects, as well as scrappy yarns I've gotten second han

[stitchposts]

ive been embroidering for nearly half my life and it still blows my mind how cheap it is as a hobby tbh. it can be as expensive as you want to make it, sure. I've definitely invested in nicer tools when I had the finances to do so. But relatively compared to other hobbies it's kinda nuts that a splurge on materials is like. 9 bucks for a pack of some of the fanciest needles you can buy. Silk thread for 6 dollars. The industry gold standard thread is the stuff already available at every single craft store in the USA. If you follow exacting patterns that require a lot of color changes it can add up, but those are often projects that require weeks or months of work. Let's say you had 50 color changes and the project uses most of each skein. That's months of hobby-ing right there, for about 50 dollars plus the cost of base materials which is under 10 dollars.

[stitchposts]

#posts that singlehandedly make me want to take up embroidery

heyyyyyy buddy pspspspsppssppsspsp come over here, look at the pretty embroidery just laying there on the ground, you KNOW you wanna go look at it closer, dont worry about the box on the stick over it that part doesnt matter its irrelevant

[annlarimer]

On a good day your local thrift should have a ton of cloth napkins, and they're terrific embroidery fabric. It's also not uncommon to find a bag of floss and hoops and The Giant Encyclopedia of Every Stitch Ever. Stitches don't change much, so instructions from the Fifties are just as good as whatever they're selling at B&N.

[important-animal-images]