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ENFP: *upside down on a chair, work made into paper planes* do you think stars have feelings?
So you see, it is actually Peter Maximoff... However, when all the X-Men ended up in the Marvel universe they decided to give themselves different names to not arouse any suspicion (after all, they theoretically already exist in the MCU too... and at the very least we know one MCU character-Pietro-had the same abilities as his X-Men Movieverse counterpart). Peter, being the five year old he is, picked the last name Bohner.
That's it. That's what I'm taking away from Wandavision.
You can pry my Quicksilver headcanons from my cold dead hands.
Aight Peter Maximoff stans, I want to point out some plot holes and unanswered questions about "Ralph Bohner"
WandaVision Spoilers:
(I am in currently listening to Sweet Dreams/80s music while writing this very drunk, determined and in immense denial. 😁🤘)
(Pls read, my drunk smol brain worked hard on dis 😘👉👈)
Ralphs name. Why doesn't Ralph Bohner have a hex name and a real name? Unless "Pietro" was essentially his hex name. But I truly believe that Wanda unintentionally or otherwise wouldn't name some random civilian "Pietro", right? Like how Sarah was named Dottie at random, wouldn't that be the case for Ralph also? From what was shown it made it out to seem he's called Ralph Bohner in and out of the hex.
From episode 1-5 Agatha spoke about Ralph like he was her husband for some reason. Why did he only appear in episode 5 if she had Ralph under her control to use to her benefit from the very beginning? It's just odd.
Agatha's abilities. Agataha had shown Wanda that can perform illusions(like how she turned a bug into a bird). So... why didn't she make Ralph look like Wandas brother if she can make illusions? Especially after going through the trouble of picking a guy that acts nothing like Wandas brother and giving him powers? Agathas power scale confuses me so much.
Why did Wanda recognize Ralph Bohner when he showed up at her door? The explanation "Cause magic" would feel so cheap. I seriously don't understand this. Wanda despite her fragile mindset would be like, "Who are you? You don't look like my brother. You don't act like him. He's dead(Wanda definitely knows that internally.) The only thing you both have in common is the superpowers. Y'all move fast." Now if it was Peter Maximoff from another universe I'd assume that Wanda can sense he's her sort-of brother but not really. Almost like somethings a little off....at least that's what I thought, but nope. He's a random person apparently, so there isn't that instinctual connection. So then why the recognition at all?
The alarm. In episode 5 right when Ralph appears at Wandas door some random ass alarm goes off at Swords base outside the hex. Why?? Peter Maximoff fans and myself thought that was him possibly entering the hex somehow. But apparently not...so what was that exactly?? Of course that was never explained.
Ralphs superspeed. So, y'all telling me that Agatha had not only forcibly put a necklace on Ralph to control him to be her "eyes and ears" BUT ALSO gave him LITERAL superpowers?? All of that is completely glossed over. Mf at Marvel will probably say, "Cause Magic" smh.
Jimmys missing guy. There's unfortunately a lot to debunk this theory, but I could still see it being a possibility. Jimmy along with Monica and Darcy all saw the TV when Ralph was on it, but Jimmy never said a word. An interesting point though is the fact that this witness protection person was never brought up again, which is really fucking weird. More shit left unanswered. Could it be "Ralph"? We don't know.
The house. Ralph Bohner is supposedly a struggling actor. At least that's the explanation many have said is the reason as to why he has a random headshot of himself laying about his man cave. But then how does he live in that big ass family home? Plus that house ain't actually Agathas, she came into WestView looking for Wanda to find answers about the hex. That wasn't originally her house. With Ralph looking like the broke ass himbo he is...how could he afford to live there if he supposedly lived as a civilian in that town to begin with??? Make this make sense lol.
Ralph chuckled at his name. Aight aight I know this is a stretch, but hear me out; If you had a dumbass name that sounded weird, you'd probably be used to people making fun of it or saying it wrong, right? You'd maybe even get tired of hearing the silly name your entire life. But when Monica said Ralphs name, he chuckled like one would at their silly fake name and not their real name. That's at least how my dumbass would react to someone saying a funny name I choose for myself. And honestly "Ralph Bohner" truly sounds like a name that Peter would choose lol. Unless WandaVisions writing team said, "Evan, we want you to laugh at your name like you've never heard anyone pronounce Bohner like Boner before." Or maybe Ralph didn't know his own name because he was under Agathas control still...or something.
Why "Ralph Bohner"? K so lets just say we all accept that they stunt casted Evan Peters and he is and always will be a nobody named Ralph Bohner. Marvel knew- no, knows that fans of Evan Peters Quicksilver and the X-Men would get hyped up bout him when they made that glorious reveal in episode 5. So they really dragged that expectation out for 3 weeks, to leave it off on a dick joke? Nah, Marvel/Disney can't be that stupid right?....right?
They gave us some hope and hefty amount of evidence(that isn't listed all here) that Ralph could be Peter Maximoff because of some Multiverse shenanigans....
But then they left it like...this?
Tis very strange of Marvel to think people wouldn't notice how they kinda, sorta baited fans if left like this.
I literally had no crazy theories for this entire show, everything Marvel I take with stride with almost zero expectations...then my boy Evan Peters showed up and my ass finally had some hope to see my comfort character make an appearance in the MCU...which ironically ended in a dick joke. The universe said, "Nah fam, you can't hope for shit lol 🤡"
Anyways, I'd like if this could give some evidence to those still willing to believe that Ralph Bohner is Peter Maximoff. With so many unanswered questions and plot holes with his character, it just feels wrong for him to be nobody...y'know?
Also I'm sorry if this gives you false hope lol.
Love y'all, Peter Maximoff stans are sweet as heck. 💕
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I choose to ignore what Marvel has presented us because I miss my boy.
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lol I really spent an hour on this ajshakak
Imagine it...
The year is 2029. Marvel has finally released their newest, world shattering movie to rival Endgame. Arguments about recasting stopped years ago once people started to enjoy the new X-Men and Fantastic Four choices. Everyone is excited to see what could possibly come next for our favorite heroes
You sit in the theater, gazing up at the screen in awe as the heroes once again rally together to stop Kang the Conqueror from using parts of their universe to create his own, perfect one. He begins to try to push his chosen worlds together. Reality begins to shift as portals open up, revealing alternate universe versions of the MCU friends and foes first teased in Multiverse of Madness. Our heroes don’t know what to do.
At one point early in the fight, Wanda is surrounded in the field. She has her children with her, fully realized as Speed and Wiccan, as well as Vision who has newly become revived once Wanda gave Vision the power of the mind stone now that she’s mastered chaos magic and doesn’t need it anymore. MCU Magneto has joined them as well, as it was recently revealed that he is her true biological father. She is more than powerful enough to beat any enemy, but an alternate universe being wielding chaos magic catches her off guard. They take aim at her children, but Wanda dives to protect them. This seems like the end for the Scarlet Witch. Then, time stops.
Distantly, Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics begins to play.
Evan Peter’s Peter Maximoff steps out of a portal behind Wanda’s family, followed by the rest of the Fox Movie-verse X-Men, most prominently Magneto, but that’s not all. Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Pietro from a different universe comes rushing into view, meeting Peter Maximoff halfway for the coolest double speedster slow-mo scene that has ever hit cinemas as they correct the battlefield on their way to their family’s aid. Even Polaris is there, in whatever iteration is most fitting, whether that be from the Gifted or something entirely new.
There will be an epic X-Men team-up between the old and new soon, but first Wanda needs their help.
Time starts up again, and Wanda, who so recently lost everything, is surrounded by family at last. A Ralph Bohner joke is made. They share a knowing look, with the boys hugging their beloved Uncle P. one more time, before the Maximoff family all fights together for both the first and the last time.
The theater loses their shit.
Finally, life is good.
Wait what? We were supposed to get dadneto in apocalypse!? WHAT
YES WE WERE, EVAN CONFIRMED IT
INTERVIEWER: Your character has some sort of objective that he, you think he's gonna carry it through but he doesn't quite get to do it, he chooses not do, so were you surprised by that choice?
Evan: Yeah. Yeah, initially we had him doing it and then Singer thought 'what the hell, I wouldn't do that' and I thought, you know, I guess it certainly makes him more enigmatic and I thought it was an interesting choice and you know, it's, you kind of, you look around and you're like, 'Jesus, like, this guy is a mess, do I really want him to know that I'm his son?', like I don't know, so I think he's saving it for later when maybe things calm down and he could decide whether or not Erik is a good guy or bad guy and whether he wants him to know and have him in his life as his father. I think he's s sort of waiting around for that, which is unfortunate because it would be nice to have a father, you know, especially one who can control metal
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now that I think about it,they didn't show Peter's reaction to Monica calling him Ralph