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[skimmingfourstones]

goodbye mario

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

come on man

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[spacehunter-m]

TRÉASURE…

[lastvalyrian]

Trayjure (ah!)

The pirates’ trayjure (oo!)

[psychologicalwhorefare]

[sandmandaddy69]

[jaubaius]

Stabilised footage of the Bigfoot film from 1967.

Source

[dyke-uncle]

[sloppystyle]

[huskyheroine]

Fucking crying over this

[neenarchive]

do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad

[neenarchive]

no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max's eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that's feminist because she's a girl dragon. what about fiona's sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday

[neenarchive]

So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a 'seize the ogre' tunic on. So I’m like

“make thy quarrel known wench”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking farqiona?”

and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!' and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!' and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed

[vergak]

[sexyhotprinces]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Remember when YouTube was fun and you could really customize your profile

:(

[omegaverse]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[fallingtowers]

it’s SO funny that the phrase “among us” is like permanently ruined for everybody now

[skenpiel]

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

[clownsacrilege]

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

[skenpiel]

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

[beadyeyes]

Why do I bother looking at parks in portland

[teaboot]

Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

[765576509880909575-deactivated2]

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...

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