ilse neumann

c’est la vie!

[mrwilliewonka]

[heyitshanschenrilow-blog]

What's the most surprising thing about each of your classmates/friends

Surprising? Hm.Melchior - He’s surprisingly a good person, and very smart. Moritz - He’s just as dumb as you’d think. Otto - Somehow he got a girlfriend. Wendla - She’s weirdly sweet.Martha - She’s oblivious.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

i absolutely can’t believe i wasn’t listed as one of your friends! i’m offended!

[heyitshanschenrilow-blog]

I’m sorry!! I actually forgot.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

wow!

[heyitshanschenrilow-blog]

What's the most surprising thing about each of your classmates/friends

Surprising? Hm.Melchior - He’s surprisingly a good person, and very smart. Moritz - He’s just as dumb as you’d think. Otto - Somehow he got a girlfriend. Wendla - She’s weirdly sweet.Martha - She’s oblivious.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

i absolutely can’t believe i wasn’t listed as one of your friends! i'm offended!

[martha-besssel]

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

[askottolammermeier]

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

[martha-besssel]

otto did you just call me intimidating

[askottolammermeier]

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

[martha-besssel]

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

[martha-besssel]

you absolutely are and i say that as your Designated Babysitter

also i think a piercing would freak melitta out let’s do it

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hmph. whatever!

for real? im totally in! not for freaking melitta out, because i dont need her murdering me, but otherwise Hell Yeah!!

[martha-besssel]

she’ll just murder me! it’s fine; im not scared of her. she’s a big ole softie. don’t tell anyone.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

well, add her to the list of rilows that are Actually softies. that makes her and hans so far - i’ve yet to find definite proof for thea!

[martha-besssel]

thea is the one that scares me

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

agreed. but she doesnt need to know that!

[martha-besssel]

absolutely not never

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

definitely the safest way to live!

[martha-besssel]

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

[askottolammermeier]

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

[martha-besssel]

otto did you just call me intimidating

[askottolammermeier]

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

[martha-besssel]

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

[martha-besssel]

you absolutely are and i say that as your Designated Babysitter

also i think a piercing would freak melitta out let’s do it

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hmph. whatever!

for real? im totally in! not for freaking melitta out, because i dont need her murdering me, but otherwise Hell Yeah!!

[martha-besssel]

she’ll just murder me! it’s fine; im not scared of her. she’s a big ole softie. don’t tell anyone.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

well, add her to the list of rilows that are Actually softies. that makes her and hans so far - i’ve yet to find definite proof for thea!

[martha-besssel]

thea is the one that scares me

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

agreed. but she doesnt need to know that!

[martha-besssel]

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

[askottolammermeier]

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

[martha-besssel]

otto did you just call me intimidating

[askottolammermeier]

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

[martha-besssel]

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

[martha-besssel]

you absolutely are and i say that as your Designated Babysitter

also i think a piercing would freak melitta out let’s do it

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hmph. whatever!

for real? im totally in! not for freaking melitta out, because i dont need her murdering me, but otherwise Hell Yeah!!

[martha-besssel]

she’ll just murder me! it’s fine; im not scared of her. she’s a big ole softie. don’t tell anyone.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

well, add her to the list of rilows that are Actually softies. that makes her and hans so far - i’ve yet to find definite proof for thea!

[martha-besssel]

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

[askottolammermeier]

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

[martha-besssel]

otto did you just call me intimidating

[askottolammermeier]

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

[martha-besssel]

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

[martha-besssel]

you absolutely are and i say that as your Designated Babysitter

also i think a piercing would freak melitta out let’s do it

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hmph. whatever!

for real? im totally in! not for freaking melitta out, because i dont need her murdering me, but otherwise Hell Yeah!!

[martha-besssel]

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

[askottolammermeier]

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

[martha-besssel]

otto did you just call me intimidating

[askottolammermeier]

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

[martha-besssel]

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

Martha here. You're a rotten bitch, you know that? Just because your life turned out shit because your scared ass ran away, doesn't mean the rest of us should. Some of our fathers actually love us.

martha…

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse anons pretending to be someone they care about. The twist: make these anons as heartbreaking, disappointing, or anger-inducing as possible.

Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession - as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh

[therainbowisgrey]

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

[therainbowisgrey]

they are scaryyyyyyyy

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

sounds like it!

[therainbowisgrey]

aaa

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hhh

[therainbowisgrey]

iiiiiiiiii

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

mmmmm

[therainbowisgrey]

bbbbbbbb

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

fffffff

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh

[therainbowisgrey]

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

[therainbowisgrey]

they are scaryyyyyyyy

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

sounds like it!

[therainbowisgrey]

aaa

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hhh

[therainbowisgrey]

iiiiiiiiii

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

mmmmm

[therainbowisgrey]

bbbbbbbb

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

fffffff

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh

[therainbowisgrey]

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

[therainbowisgrey]

they are scaryyyyyyyy

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

sounds like it!

[therainbowisgrey]

aaa

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hhh

[therainbowisgrey]

iiiiiiiiii

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

mmmmm

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh

[therainbowisgrey]

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

[therainbowisgrey]

they are scaryyyyyyyy

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

sounds like it!

[therainbowisgrey]

aaa

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

hhh

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh

[therainbowisgrey]

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

[therainbowisgrey]

they are scaryyyyyyyy

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

sounds like it!

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh

[therainbowisgrey]

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

[therainbowisgrey]

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

[ilseneumannhere-blog]

oh my gosh