my shit kinda laced

legit a markhellyna dump rn but u tell me

[ilyabutlike-j]

my fav miserable asshole with the world as her personal assistant, ready to, mind you, give nuclear weapons for free if she wanted.

also— somebody draw parallels with seth milchick holding a fruit basket and zosia with a hand grenade. welcome back, michick.

[nowhere-angel]

[ilyabutlike-j]

this markhelena fic— strangers is like the perfect portrayal of a bitter helena and miserable mark, this fic does so much justice on asshole4asshole. whoever is writing this needs to give me the crack they’re smoking because the writing is fire

[ilyabutlike-j]

— to afraid to step outside, paranoid and petrified of what you’ve heard

blue by billie eilish // severance (season 1 and 2)

[frominniekari]

LET ME OUT 🥹🥹🥹

[frominniekari]

EMMY WINNER BRITT LOWER

[theendlessbond-deactivated20251]

helena eagan coming up with the most insane plot to fuck fine shyt:

credit where credit's due he wants that cookie back

[ilyabutlike-j]

“your husband remarried last year.”

an elope fic based on if mark scout actually did remarry the previous year and what if helena did keep it

[ilyabutlike-j]

y’all, just remembered that it was helena that chose to stay on the severed floor. helly never got the choice…

[kendrysaneela]

You know what drives me insane? Natalie knew immediately. The SECOND Helly switched into Helena Natalie starts asking if Helly’s drunk. That means that the very SECOND that Helly switched into Helena Natalie noticed something off. You know how well Natalie must know Helena to pick up on that so quickly? Helena’s own FATHER picked up nothing but Natalie knew the very second Helly turned around that there was something off. I feel like this really speaks to how much time Helena and Natalie must spend together and how well they know each other. Its a very big sneak peek into their relationship I think.

[ilyabutlike-j]

i beg the writers of severance (especially dan) pls do not ever end the complexity of helena eagan as a character. please give her the morally grey kind of haunting that comes with the so-called “villain” framed by the narrative but a victim, also doomed by said narrative. please give her the unorthodox redemption arc that comes with years of oppression and invalidation. and when i mean unorthodox, i mean a psychotic breakdown. jame-eagan-neck breakdown.

[ilyabutlike-j]

wanna play the other woman by lana del rey for hellyna but the thing is, this time the other woman has his love to keep

[dinkykate]

this scene is even funnier if you just end it on Helena’s visible disappointment

WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS

[xoxochb]

[eudaimoniaunderthegumusservi]

fall, angel, fall — poem by me.

•— This poem is inspired by Alexandre Cabanel's Fallen Angel. Lucifer is thrown by God, for his pride, and ends up heartbroken and fallen, literally being the fallen angel.

It is the true epitome of rage which describes this poem best. This poem is about questioning higher authority in general. When you realise that the people who built you, as you always believed so, never truly were there — a delusion your innocence kept, an illusion your maturity saw. Ironically, these people tend to be the ones to say they regret you and are ashamed of you.

True to the theme - Alexandre's Fallen Angel, questions authority.

[ilyabutlike-j]

found this on my pinterest btw (artwork is NOT mine, all due credits to the artist and the original poster, bc it’s so pretty, and they’re very talented)

i LOVE the fallen angel reference on helly!!!

but i cant help but think how much the theme of fallen angel fits helena better

(pinterest— @TurtleDoveTravel)

[ilyabutlike-j]

mark didn’t even have to start flirting with helena to tell us that he was HOOKED the minute he saw her at zufu

bc like what kind of a husband, entertains, forget about flirting, a woman with the basic knowledge that she’s the heiress of a capitalist and dystopian corporate mega giant that’s experimenting and holding his “dead” wife hostage?

like, ik he couldn’t make it obvious to helena that he knew what was happening to gemma, but he could have avoided her in so many other ways. this man could’ve just said that he was done with his food and just left, he could’ve left the minute he saw helena eagan staring at him with an incredibly antisocial smile. let me remind y’all, my dude was DONE with his food. this guy was REINTEGRATING. he had all the reasons to leave and not entertain a possible spy from lumon.

but no, he had to continue the conversation like “so you know all about it?”, and he had to flirt with her like “so you want to take me to dad already?”, and he had to laugh at her like he was haunted by her ghost and absolutely enamoured, while technically still being obligated to his wife.

and then he had to deadass stare at her like she was tastier than the fried rice he was starving and eating with his fingers.

just saying, this guy knew what he was doing. he was infatuated with helena from the first moment even before he was staring at her starstruck and laughing and flirting.

zufu literally said: mark IS in fact, in love.

all the non-believers can eat my shit and see how this man was staring at the lumon nepo baby like he ain’t married: