frank langdon apologist

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[dogpuppy]

[occidentalist]

One thing about me is that I stand by everything I’ve ever said in my whole life #myunshakeableconviction. Except the things I don’t #mytransientnature

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[autisticlittleguy]

This isnt better from Grace's perspective btw. Eridians never developed computers, so all their ship systems are steered using basically the manual labor of 24 Eridians. Also theres no radiation shielding on their ship. Actually im pretty sure half the reason why Rocky is always busy fixing shit is because the radiation keeps frying all the onboard electronics, so hes always building and fixing and replacing components

Like imagine being a modern day sailor navigating the Pacific with GPS and strong hulls to protect against the raging ocean. And from portside you see like an honest to god viking ship. Except its made of some high tech carbon fiber material. But like, its still very definitely a viking ship. You can clearly see there's 24 oars along the hull where sailors are supposed to use to manually row their ship. Also the ship is leaking and theres like one little dude on board whos skittering around patching the holes constantly. Also this little dude is blind and doesnt know about water. Thats how insane Eridians look being an interstellar species without computers or radiation shielding.

Both of them thinks the other one is the completely ridiculous and absurd one and theyre both totally amazed at how far the other has come in spite of it

[kingdoncomes]

BEST GIRLS EVERRR

[piratemadi]

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[1hex3-deactivated20170405]

[blingblingtual]

lets all jump klay thompson

[11thsense]

How do u cheat on MEGAN THEE STALLION why cant yall leave that woman alone everyone go to hell. Never ever date a man especially a famous one

[xskywalker21]

You make it so easy to love [x]

[xskywalker21]

My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite. | Romeo & Juliet

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[feelingswirly]

play ball!

The Pitt baseball au... because I have baseball autism. Day Breakers vs. Night Crawlers (coming next perchance?) + coaches Robby & Abbot. Hijinks ensue. More to come! :p

[tinkerlock]

EDVIN RYDING at Elle Galan 2026

[jesuis-assez]

Langdon apologising to Mel (when he treats her better than everyone else)