know your place - fool.

shiloh — 21

[eastsidepapi]

“I love your energy” is a top tier compliment

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night

[girl-hell-1999]

me: let me put on lipstick 

boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls 

me: 

[sunny-stardew]

if i lived in stardew valley i would shoplift from Joja

[konoko]

tiredmaid / instagram

[thats-a-irre-deactivated2021020]

me

[taymeo]

Uhh this called me out too much

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

i'm a nasty hag, welcome to my evil hut. i'm not trying to be a bitch but you seem all kinds of fucked up, are you ok? please have some soup and stop to rest a while

[skinoftheirlight-deactivated201]

[newtonpermetersquare]

It really is this way

[brittascribbles]

[gondwana]

Political alignment chart

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war

[snakeriverconspiracy]

this town is

[abduction]

[1892]

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[uriigamii]

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

[thegirlinthebyakko]

They also must come with a terrible underwire that sometimes breaks or stabs them from time to time.

[adgunty]

This is great.

[falsedetective]

it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run

[sniperct]

[unclefather]

me at 2 pm: *unable to keep my eyes open or get out of bed*

me at 3 am: 

[poggersmoment]

anyways if people could stop infantalizing trans men and afab nonbinary people that would be great

[poggersmoment]

additionally if people could stop demonizing trans women and amab nonbinaries that would also be great

[dniudsnf]

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected