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(he/they) omnisexual demiboy i fucking love death grips

[shadowqueendiangelo]

Loid Forger really said “ah yes Yor is such a normal person” after she drop kicked multiple people on their first date and then ran after a mugger on their second

THEN he spends one evening with her overprotective drunk brother and immediately clocks him as a member of the secret police.

The duality of this man is truly inspiring.

[piikopoko]

bedtime stories~

[gudaho]

The thing is that Loid thinks of himself as a completely average normal person, which means whenever Yor has anything in common with him hes like "excellent, we are so good at being normal. I picked the perfect wife, she even knows about poisons"

[thecaroliner]

spy x family does such a good job of portraying Anya and how a kids mind works

like Anya just thinking that all Loid has to do is say “please don’t start a war” to Desmond and that’s all it takes to world peace

[aerequets]

welcome to my new obsession

[commiescummie]

i love how in spy x family the trio are presented as each having their own secret agenda but anya's agenda is literally just a stable family environment

[aerequets]

dads with the pets they didn’t want

[otanukii]

Spy X family is so fucking funny. Because Loid was legit like: alright I wanna make my pretend daughter happy in this fake pretend family, so I'll rent a fucking castle and ask every single fucking agent to stop what they're doing so my daughter can be a princess, who I don't have any attachment to at all btw. Also my fake wife pretends to be a witch with insane martial arts skills, nothing suspicious about this woman who can kick my ass. Anyway I'm doing a splendid job being a spy, no one suspects a thing.

[aerequets]

conflicting opinions

[aerequets]

anya knows all the cuss words 

(edited with my watermark that i forgot oops)

[aerequets]

i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree

[one-time-i-dreamt]

MC Ride was shirtless, sitting in a living room that was a mix of my great grandparents’ house and some other place. I remember he asked if I knew who he was. I was like “MC Ride” and he lit up looking so happy, and gave me a hug.

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

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[pissvortex]

the new death grips meal at mcdonalds its a couple of wet cigarettes on a plate

[mesopelagic]

got no bones, osmosis jones

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

kayne west $300 shirt

[burgrs]

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

[krekhead]

[lumynarty]

“Last night, 3:30 in the morning, Death on my front porch Can feel him itching to take me with him, hail death Fuck you waiting for Like a question no one mention He turns around, hands me his weapon He slurs, ‘Use at your discretion, it’s been a pleasure, Stefan’”

— MC RIDE