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Gansey is actually so cunt if you think about it. His parents are conservative republicans. He’s in a homoerotic situationship with every single one of his friends and some old man from Europe. Died twice. Stole his ex situationship’s girl — ON SAID SITUATIONSHIP’S BIRTHDAY. Always on the phone, always busy and booked. Punched his Latin teacher, threw a Molotov cocktail at a substance party he wasn’t even invited to. Can fly a helicopter, isn’t very good at it. Drives a vintage car even though it’s shit, simply for aesthetics. Wears contacts instead of his nerdy glasses, because he’s vain. Writes in an old leather notebook instead of just using his laptop. Truly believes in magic. His roommate is a ghost. Captain of the rowing team. Everyone at his fancy private school knows his name, everyone thinks he’s cool but also very very weird. The absolute aura on this guy.

katthedoodlecatcher

I think about this every day and I’m not even joking.

#gansey #the raven cycle #trc

saintofsacrilege

andreil could survive a decade-long situationship but hollanov couldn’t survive a serial killer father, the literal mafia, or living with kevin day

dustystarwolf

I love how sentiments in the comments/reblogs seem to be either:

1. They would probably survive Kevin Day, in that they would end up having a (or possibly several) threesomes.

2. They *should* end up having a (or several) threesomes but Kevin Day would fumble it and end up as “a queer platonic third to yet another overly intense gay couple. It's his destiny.” (Via @witsserviceablesubstitute in the comments) He’s going for 3/3, apparently.

3. Shane and Kevin would get along great, but would make each other *so much worse*, and Ilya would likely kill the both of them (and maybe himself) before the end of the week.

4. Ilya could maybe survive the Yakuza, actually.

#aftg #all for the game #heated rivalry

r-inijhinix

#it’s so accurate yet #trying to explain this in depth to someone would make me sound like I’m on an acid trip #all for the game #aftg #the sunshine court #tsc #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #jean moreau

edelweiss-buttons

The Spinch:

doesn’t take any flesh. just bit really hard

is floating in the water

is something you never really stop being, now do ya?

has a red roach jam face and sharp teeth

is neck deep in water

actually never ate anyone. that’s not the spinch lore.

#hands down the best bit of the season #i was zac zac was me #the spinch #quinn wedbush #ally beardsley #dimension 20 #d20 #gladlands

coffeetinsparrow

need the full clip to live on my blog forever. you never stop bein the spinch.

#when I say I could not BREATHE #ally beardsley the person that you are #dimension 20 #gladlands #quinn wedbush #the spinch #d20

“I love you… and I need to treat you like that’s true” fucking wrecked me. wtf. how dare my lovely comedy show bring forth such a vivid portrayal of grief and how it can tarnish a familial relationship??? how dare aunt freaky bring up the exact time of night their son was born and what the moon looked like. how dare hugi say they were mad that they couldn’t die together. i’m gonna jump off a cliff (like connor’s motorcycle father). fuck.

#I was trying to relax before bed #was doing diamond art and listening to my comfort show #and then I was hit by a fucking truck #my diamond art is RUINED #MY TEARS FUCKED UP THE ADHESIVE #gladlands #d20 #dimension 20 #gladlands d20 #hugi gladlands #aunt freaky #hugi and muni

warren-keplers-funk-band

someone's got a hold of my heart

#cloudward ho #cloudward ho fanart #torsewell #dimension 20

whatkindofnameisella

kind of obsessed with rowdy as a euphemism for queer in cloudward ho. you're rowdy. you're too loud. you cause trouble. you make me uncomfortable. you're not being how i want you to be. you go places and you do things that i don't think are proper. you don't live how i think you should live. and you're so in my face about it. you're one of those..... rowdies. like come ON that's so good.

#cloudward ho #dimension 20

foxdoodles

some more cloho stuff from the past few weeks

#cloudward ho #dimension 20 #d20

foxdoodles

ungentlemanly times

#no wonder torse fell in love with him #d20 #dimension 20 #d20 cloudward ho #maxwell gotch #cloudward ho

thistlerock

I just think Maxwell, Torse, Olethra, Freyja and Ludmilla should hang out. Maybe go on a smaller crew mini adventure when they catch up in Zern. SUCH an odd group. It IS just Freyja fifth wheeling them for several hours. Polyamory is real but NOT for them. RIP my favourite girl failure all these hot competent people are kissing each other NO room for her she TRIED </3

miidniite

The next generation Zephyr crew and its a double date, freyja and whisky

(honestly freyja is aroace in my mind- shes a businesswoman. a failing businesswoman but a businesswoman all the same)

#d20 #cloudward ho #torsewell #olethra x ludmila #freyja ildisdottir

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

I love how deeply fucked up the aesthetics of the Blumendrei mission flashback are.

It's hands down the most colorful part of the episode. The three of them are flirting and bantering the whole dance. The character designs and voice performances are very "teenagers acting a bit older than they are". Dressing up to infiltrate, the clever key handoff, the synth-y spy music...It feels very much like a teenage spy movie. And then the mission really kicks in and the killing begins, and the colors slowly darken as the deaths get more and more gruesome, as you are reminded this is only a teenage spy movie to the three of them, and this is actually a story about children being molded into killers.

One thing I learned while researching child soldiers is that they remain children, and they are subtly encouraged to remain children in between the bouts of killing so that they stay manageable. Trent made the pain a bonding experience, the killing a fun little adventure. Keep them young, keep them dependent, keep them obedient. Father wants you to come home.

shadowqueendiangelo

I need everyone to pay attention to this post specifically because YES ALL OF THIS YES

#m9 animated #m9a spoilers #blumendrei

rylandsgrace

#They have been married for 50 years

zannolin

the pevensies discovering the treasure room in the ruins of cair paravel must have been like stepping into their own tomb. here is the ruin of what you were. here is the remnant. here is where they took what you left them with and laid it to rest. here is your funeral shroud, daughter of eve. the skirt is too long for you now. here is the cordial, half-full. they dared not use it to save anyone without your hand to do the saving. here is your bow, still strung, and your arrows, unshot. here is the sword your hand still remembers, and here is the face you have forgotten. you did not die here, and yet still you were buried. what is a legend but another kind of ghost?

#the tragedy of the pevensies continues to haunt me

“Ilya fell first” “Shane fell first” they both were insane about each other from their first meeting actually. So obsessed with each other from a glimpse. They crawled into each others skin after one glance and then both gave the most half-assed effort I’ve ever seen to forget about the other one. They fell for each other harder after one encounter than Icarus fell from the fucking sky trying to escape the burning rays of the sun.

#like if this were a race for who fell first/harder you’d need a fucking photo finish #they’re both insanely down bad #they’re also just both #insane #full stop #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane x ilya #ilya x shane

sappholovell

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, maybe it isn't, but I feel like Katherine as she is written in canon is an underappreciated character.

Yes, she's shallow. She's sixteen, engaged to a 37 year old man, raised by a woman implied to be a bit strict, and Katherine is the loving and more generally maternal figure to Elizabeth. She's young and old at the same time, materialistic and fixated on beautiful things, raised sheltered and ignorant. She's just a teenage girl

Yeah, her problems seem stupid and unfair compared to the plot of Dark Rise, but that's just the thing- she doesn't know about the plot of Dark Rise. Katherine is living according to everything she knows. When Will comes around, he's an exciting and mysterious boy her age and she feels like she's special to him. I don't think she loved Will. I don't think she had the time to, and he's too serious and haunted for her. Even Will Kempen, the Dark King, felt bad about manipulating her to get to Simon because she's literally just a teenage girl.

Her death is unfair. The Lady planned for it, the fate of the world depended on her drawing that sword and allowing it's power to kill her, and there was no point. She didn't die for a cause. She wasn't part of a cause- not the Stewards, not the side of the Light, not anything. I think the reader is supposed to feel the horror and sadness of Katherine's death, not despite her lack of importance to the main characters, but because of it. Everyone made their sacrifices or chose their fates, but not Katherine. She dies frightened. And she was just a teenage girl.

I've seen a lot of people hate on Katherine for being dumb and a bad take on a female character, or on C.S. Pacat for writing her that way, but I think it does her a disservice to see her as a representative of women in Dark Rise. We shouldn't expect her to be a subversion of female tropes, or to be a brave and independent woman, because all of those things would make her death mean something more than what it did. Ultimately, the sole purpose of her dying was to showcase the corruption running on either side of the war, taking out innocents in the process.