Im A Walking Fire Hazard

My friends think my stream of consciousness is interesting. Not that it’s very coherent.

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In case sleep schedule concerned friend may see this:

It is a joke. I’m not awake at all. Nor did I eat an entire sleeve of Oreo’s.

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I lied, I don’t want to be a professional athlete, I’m only doing this to justify eating an entire sleeve of Oreo’s in one sitting at 3am

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If anyone is wondering about today’s ADHD story, it took me 4 hours to read a 5500 word fanfic because I kept looking up the historical inaccuracies.

Friend got to learn about vanilla growing practices in the 1800 today, for entirely different reasons.

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Friend has started HRT a while ago and has started having odd dreams.

I must conclude from this that her natural womanly scrying powers are finally awakening.

This is of course very worrying to her, considering she’s been dreaming of loosing her teeth.

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Friend is unappreciative of my journalistic reporting ):

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Friend has started HRT a while ago and has started having odd dreams.

I must conclude from this that her natural womanly scrying powers are finally awakening.

This is of course very worrying to her, considering she’s been dreaming of loosing her teeth.

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People like to assume I’m mean because I’m autistic.

I’d like everyone to know that it isn’t genetic, I worked hard on being a bitch.

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Set anything on fire recently?

Yes.

A toaster, in fact.

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Here! Enjoy this quiz, telling you which of the cruel, gruesome people from this book called “if you aren’t careful and pay attention the future may be a hellscape for women” would be your boyfriend!

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who else up hurkleing their durkleing

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I do love some hurkle-durkleing in the morning.. ✨

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Being a lesbian and a ballet dancer is funny, because I live in a magical world where men, at most, exist on the periphery. I have like three male acquaintances and my father. Who’s also a bit of an acquaintance, really

And then (!) I speak to our heterosexual friends. And oh.

Oh you live like that.

Okay.

Have we considered… oh you’re not bi. Oh no.

How do you feel about joining a monastery? Is that maybe an option!?

Like, what do you mean he can’t put his own child to bed by himself?

What do you mean he doesn’t know what kind of allergies you have? Aren’t you like, deathly allergic to seafood?

He doesn’t wash his own laundry? What??? Oh he doesn’t know how to use a washing machine, okay.

I’m not even trying to be mean, I’m just in disbelief. What kind of adult is this incapable!??

The people I spend time, when given a few hours unsupervised, will take apart my bedroom lamp and fix the mechanism my cat broke it.

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There’s a certain pain to finding a good apple- I love this apple and I’ll devour as many as I can before they’re gone again.

In other news, everyone who said that cosmic crisp is a good apple is a liar. It gives you a brief burst of slight sweetness and then it tastes like leaves and sadness. And you’re left to chew the accursed peel of it. Might be among the worst apples I’ve ever had.

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Being into cottagecore and baking is wild- one second I’m reading someone’s recipe for a blueberry sourdough bread or something and the next post goes: “My husband beats me and here’s why that’s great!!”

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I know it’s time to take a break while studying when I start getting sentimental over proteins.

The protein called polymerase, which builds our DNA strings for cell division, looks like a hand ):

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Me, at 13, a feral horse girl: “Other sports are stupid!!! I’ll never do anything other than horse riding!!”

Me now, wearing my horse riding sweater to my sixth ballet class this week:

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*smears period blood across trans friends forehead*

*holds up against the rising sun*

“Woman!!” I proclaim to the realm