im-cool-i-swear

I'm Jesse! Inconsistent with my personality, I'm a dude (though not opposed to titles like diva or girl🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧) Whoever heard of multiple blogs for each fandom I talk about my fanfics a lot. Ao3 @ Im_cool_I_swear

[im-cool-i-swear]

So y’know how Suzanne likes to hurt us by saying things like “I wasn’t a drinker myself”?

May I present:

Acespec Finnick Odair

[not-a-gay-phangoddess]

GUYSSSS I HAVE A DATEEE ON MONDAYYYY

[siriuslyobsessed394]

SCREAMING WHAT IM SO EXCITED FOR U YAYAYAYAY

[im-cool-i-swear]

HECK YEAH RANDOM PERSON

[bapple117]

the reference to shipping in the Zootopia 3 reveal has me fucking SCREAMING. they are PLAYING in our FACES

disney. dibney. make wildehopps canon and my entire life is yours. GIVE US THE CLOSURE WE NEED and this might go down in history as one of the greatest enemies to friends to lovers sagas of ALL TIME

[russetandgray]

🙏🙏💜💚

[merefis18]

“their off the clock relationship has us on claws and quills” US TOO CITIZENS OF ZOOTOPIA US TOO

[pawpsiclesncarrots]

THEY’RE BAITING US SO HARD WTF

[im-cool-i-swear]

WILDEHOPPS ERA IS BACK

[writingdose]

I'd go to war for archive of our own

[im-cool-i-swear]

Can everyone please tell me not to text my ex

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[ashcigarette]

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked orpheus and he said la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

[mossycereustea]

and then spring came again and every ai data center ever exploded

[cz232]

The Crows' modern day jobs

Kaz: Corporate Development Associate (then turned into Manager)

Jesper: Investment Banking (think the industry)

Inej: Protection Officer in the UN

Nina: Cryptologic Linguist

Matthias: Public Criminal Lawyer (Think Matt Murdock)

Wylan: Composer who is also pursuing a PHD with his thesis being an intersection between music theory and chemistry- something like Musical Synthesis

[im-cool-i-swear]

I support this Matthias Murdock idea

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[im-cool-i-swear]

My url is literally begging people to like me.

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[im-cool-i-swear]

My url is literally begging people to like me.

[roseblack12]

if kaz brekker and rogue(from x-men) meet

Rogue: So I can never touch people, 'cause my skin takes away their life force and powers. Touching me could kill them!:( Like my first kiss ended with that boy in a coma :(

Kaz: dam, can I use this for OC(Dirtyhands) lore?

[im-cool-i-swear]

Yes. simply yes.

[angst-is-a-genre]

i hate hate hate all of you who keep reminding me that jesper is grisha so he'll live longer than wylan. like fuck you honestly because i didnt need that in my brain. i didnt require that information. i could've kept on going on with my life and now i cant now that haunts me and i cant sleep and i might pass out lord jesus saints ghezen djel i hate you all

[im-cool-i-swear]

lord Jesus saints ghezen djel

[an0neemouse]

Write whatever you want. Write that incredibly niche thing that only two other people on earth will get. Write the super indulgent cliche thing that makes you kick your feet giddily. Write the angry rage story that whumps them all and makes people cry.

Whatever it is that YOU want to write. Write it. Because only YOU can.

[inejsgirl]

what if we all stop romanticizing alcohol, drug, and nicotine addictions. what then

[writingdose]

first in my bloodline to read and write gay fanfiction

[im-cool-i-swear]

Real question for authors who write smut

What word do you use for cum that isn't that or come? Not the act of coming, the physical end result. What do you call that?