im-cool-i-swear

I'm Jesse! Inconsistent with my personality, I'm a dude (though not opposed to titles like diva or girl🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧) Whoever heard of multiple blogs for each fandom I talk about my fanfics a lot. Ao3 @ Im_cool_I_swear

[roseblack12]

if kaz brekker and rogue(from x-men) meet

Rogue: So I can never touch people, 'cause my skin takes away their life force and powers. Touching me could kill them!:( Like my first kiss ended with that boy in a coma :(

Kaz: dam, can I use this for OC(Dirtyhands) lore?

[im-cool-i-swear]

Yes. simply yes.

[angst-is-a-genre]

i hate hate hate all of you who keep reminding me that jesper is grisha so he'll live longer than wylan. like fuck you honestly because i didnt need that in my brain. i didnt require that information. i could've kept on going on with my life and now i cant now that haunts me and i cant sleep and i might pass out lord jesus saints ghezen djel i hate you all

[im-cool-i-swear]

lord Jesus saints ghezen djel

[an0neemouse]

Write whatever you want. Write that incredibly niche thing that only two other people on earth will get. Write the super indulgent cliche thing that makes you kick your feet giddily. Write the angry rage story that whumps them all and makes people cry.

Whatever it is that YOU want to write. Write it. Because only YOU can.

[inejsgirl]

what if we all stop romanticizing alcohol, drug, and nicotine addictions. what then

[writingdose]

first in my bloodline to read and write gay fanfiction

[im-cool-i-swear]

Real question for authors who write smut

What word do you use for cum that isn't that or come? Not the act of coming, the physical end result. What do you call that?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

being a writer means sometimes you will watch gay porn. not necessarily to be aroused but to study, get inspired and take notes

[im-cool-i-swear]

literally did this the other night

[im-cool-i-swear]

My father just said vaccines cause autism 🫠

get me tf out of here omg

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

My mom looking at other schools: Oh...they have two uniforms too.

Don't ALL SCHOOLS HAVE 2 UNIFORMS AT LEAST???

....please tell me they do...

[crowningsarcasm]

I mean, some schools over here, on Mars, because that's obviously where I'm from, have other uniforms for different activities. Like, house jerseys, club uniforms, etc. And obviously student council members have their suits and all which also count as a separate uniform. I once went to a school that was unnecessarily into "developing future leaders" and they had an official uniform, an activity uniform, and a special Leadership™ uniform (don't ask, please, I try not to think about it).

[im-cool-i-swear]

I go to public school in a fairly small town. My school barely has a dress code. We don't have uniforms, and as long as everyone's parts are covered, they don't get dress coded.

possibly because we've fired so many pedos in my school district and no one else wants to get accused but still

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Fanfic writers, reblog if you’re okay with people sharing the links to your fics to their friends and/or for fic rec posts without having to ask for your permission first

(I saw a debate about whether or not it was okay for people to share fic links around without asking the authors first, since some authors may not be comfortable with the links to their fics being shared around on twitter or tumblr. so I thought this post could be a blanket permission for authors who were okay with the links to their fics being shared around!)

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[im-cool-i-swear]

currently procrastinating writing smut for this exact reason

[nondelphic]

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

[thememedaddy]

[im-cool-i-swear]

Claiming this energy rn

[inejsgirl]

do people actually fake-date in real life and catch feelings. is that real is that a thing

[im-cool-i-swear]

I mean, anyone who's an actor and played with a love interest technically fake dated them so.... technically...?

[im-cool-i-swear]

this fanfic shit is easy

[the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel]

//Hello again everyone. ☺️ I have the full(ish) list of people who are open!

-Wylan

-Matthias

-Alina

-The Darkling

-David Kostyk

-Anyone else that is in the series (soc or s&b or king of scars)

Obviously all very important so PLEASE. TAKE THEM. PLEASSEEEEEE

Okay that is all MWAH have a lovely day 🥰🥰🥹

[im-cool-i-swear]

What a cool rp this is that all of you should think about joining!

[katie-mcgrathfan]

My genuine reaction to people saying "the darkling was right" or "the darkling did nothing wrong"