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Maximilian Benjamin Baney. Ravenclaw. Trans man. Writer. Humor and multifandom blog. ...who the fuck am I kidding you'll find everything here.

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You're an incredible human being. The world is lucky to have you.

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I know you from somewhere. Wanna meet up ?

This sounds like the beginning of a crime investigation show

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☆彡★彡 protect lesbian transgirls and gay transboys 2k15 ☆彡★彡

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Protect them from what?

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Lesbian trans girls and gay trans boys face a lot more stigma from both the LGBT+ community and society than other trans people for a number of reasons on top of the stigma and and dangers trans people already face, most often with questions such as “why not just be a straight girl or boy” or people outright telling them that they are faking being trans under the assumption that you cannot be transgender and gay at the same time, as gender and sexuality are very different things and completely different concepts.

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Is your tumblr URL from a movie...?

Yee, The Crow 

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thiS MOVIE IS FUCKING GOLDEN IT’S CALLED KUNG FU HUSTLE GO WATCH THIS

[kyleehenke]

its the simple things in life

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“this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on* I was wrong

[misswendybird]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

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“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

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“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

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LOL dark-blueeeee

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“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

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Tumblr’s starting to develop this really disturbing habit of calling anyone who screws up in an interpersonal relationship “abusive.”

Which. No. No, guys, that word means something very important, especially in the context of friends, lovers, and family. It describes deliberate actions taken to control the behavior of another, not the occasional emotional screw-up or unconscious personality flaw.

Please stop using it to mean, “character who did things I disagree with.” That’s bad of you.

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I don't mean to intrude, but I find you cute. Sorry and have a nice day

B) 

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Would you date a Slytherin? *cough cough* like me?

I’m pretty sure my boyfriend would be Slytherin so I’d say yes. 

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The Breakfast Club

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What was living in the walls?

This guy decided to remove some old kitchen cabinets 

Ok no harm done

Wait, what

WHAT

[adaarsvitaar]

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

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put an end to straight guys who use homophobic slurs but jack off to lesbian porn but also put an end to straight girls who obsess over gay fictional couples but are “uncomfortable” with lesbians 

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ooooh my god