Sweet Disposition

Sometimes will has their ways Follow me on twitter @khairullovido

[firebreathingeli]

I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”

We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”

And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “ 

[neurodivergent-crow]

fuck dude it sure is

[deeplifequotes]

If they can leave you so easily, they were never really meant for you. Let them go.

(via deeplifequotes)

[aceticacid]

[im-doingyourmum]

Is it me or there's a specific voice that reads this in my head

[iraffiruse]

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

[ozgeburcaka]

“Batman v Superman” Trailer Photo Recap

[im-doingyourmum]

me, 5 seconds before making an online purchase: I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE

me, 5 seconds after making an online purchase: What Have I Done

[thecutestofthecute]

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

[1-800-needy]

OHMYGOD

[nommythecreeper]

babby SEAL

I CANNOT FUNCTION

[rihennalately]

Apparently she wanted to throw money in the crowd and they wouldn’t let her

[yungmeme]

me paying my college loans after i become rich and famous

[devourfrombeneath]

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

No you don’t understand pls actually listen to this

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[papayapetal]

Its so uplifting like omg

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

I’m enjoying this too much

[edboy104]

How to summon Jason Mraz

[swaggy-surfer]

[disneykingdom]

[disneygirlwithablog]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

[peasoupprincess-deactivated2020]

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

[fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide]

Let’s talk about me

[unamusedsloth]

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

[bpddavestridermoved-blog]

the last one tho

[soulofahuntress-deactivated2014]

….Oh.

[surprisebitch]

last one is allowed if the “maybe” means “consented”

[frommadon-deactivated20190918]

[im-doingyourmum]

The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that

Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

[misstanwyck]

[annetdonahue]

The importance of consent: a narrative.

[maxontrax]

I will forever reblog this gifset.

[forsciencejohn]

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

[yamumsahamster]

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

[avatargrimes]

fire cannot kill a dragon.