I Ain't No Moviestar but I Can Get Behind Anything

Name's Adam Harwell. I'm sixteen, from Southern Ontario, moved to Toronto when I was about eight. But my mom and dad are finally splitting for good, so now I'm living with my mom somewhere in LA. FC: Johnny Depp ((Indie OC blog for a character I plan on using in an in progress story. Will RP with nearly anyone. Blog is marked as NSFW for: explicit language, possible triggers, possible substance abuse, under age drinking, under age sexual acts and other illicit activities. Mun is 20+, muse is not. Please read the About, take some time to go through the pages, and get familiar with the character before interacting. And... Please don't copy or steal.))

[im-not-a-farmer]

Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.

[a-p-p-e-t-i-t-e-blog]

[im-not-a-farmer]

Sluff ♥

[kissmedepp]

[im-not-a-farmer]

"What did you say?" - clothes meme - treskow

"I said: it’s hot enough t’ poison ya.” Adam repeated, rolling his eyes even as he wiped the sweat from his brow and proceeded to take a drag from his smoke. The tobacco felt heavy with the sticky air though, and he coughed. “How th’ ‘ell do people live down here all year round?” He asked, looking around the beach through squinted eyes, the LA sun doing nothing to help him see across the glaring white sand.

[treskow]

Vienna laughed, shaking her head as she took off the overly baggy Sex Pistols shirt she’d stolen from Andrew, readjusting her tank top as she listened to the other.

“I dunno how I’ve managed,” she began, grinning. “Italy was never like this.” The girl sighed, balancing her own cigarette between her lips as she inhaled the sickly chemicals. “It’s fucked, that’s for sure.”

[im-not-a-farmer]

"It is." He agreed, finally stubbing his smoke out with a slight look of disgust. The air was too thick for him to properly enjoy his cigarette, leaving him irritable. "So..." He finally drawled, his gaze hooded as it scanned over the beach and over the undress that came along with the heatwave. "You have any plans tonight, doll?"

[im-not-a-farmer]

[[i have to get off my laptop (its dead plus i wanna turn the light off in my room) but ill try and get on on mobile]]

[im-not-a-farmer]

"What did you say?" - clothes meme - treskow

"I said: it's hot enough t' poison ya." Adam repeated, rolling his eyes even as he wiped the sweat from his brow and proceeded to take a drag from his smoke. The tobacco felt heavy with the sticky air though, and he coughed. "How th' 'ell do people live down here all year round?" He asked, looking around the beach through squinted eyes, the LA sun doing nothing to help him see across the glaring white sand.

[zodiac--signs]

the signs as the 7 deadly sins

Aries: wrath Taurus: gluttony/lust Gemini: envy Cancer: lust/wrath Leo: pride/lust Virgo: envy Libra: sloth Scorpio: pride/lust Sagittarius: lust Capricorn: greed/pride Aquarius: pride/sloth Pisces: sloth

[im-not-a-farmer]

One Helluva Night -- Emlyn & Adam

[emlynbowen]

The sound of the others voice rocked the blonde out of a light doze, but the moment he sat up from a pretty awkward lounging position, a thump began at the side of his head. It was usually more or less the case, that drunken headaches caused trouble all over - but this was almost as though someone had whacked him in the ear with a baseball bat - which wouldn’t be too surprising.

This neighbourhood wasn’t exactly all that fantastic and that sort of thing probably happened on the regular. “Aye, 'am 'ere like— are yer savin’ tha’ card for later or… wha’ the bloody 'ell is goin’ on?" both were obviously pretty dazed and confused regarding whatever went down the night before, but by the state of the place and the ace of spades pretty much glued to Adam’s forehead, all Emlyn could do was laugh about it. 

[im-not-a-farmer]

Visibly relaxing once he caught sight of the blond, Adam squinted a bit as he listened to him speak, as though the narrowing of his eyes could help him both focus on Emlyn and manage to alleviate the awful feeling in his head and stomach. While he wished to have a snarky comeback for the comment about whatever was stuck to his head, all he could do was keep working his jaw like a gaping fish.

"Nah..." He managed to say, turning away and peeling the card away from his head. "I fuckin' woke up wit' it." He muttered, a pause coming over him when he realized how he must have sounded, slurring his words and slowly retreating back to the fisherman's English of his forefathers. Instead of addressing it, or trying to further investigate the goings on of the night previous, he voiced the most prominent thought in his mind at that moment.

"Bacon." He said as he folded his hands under his chin, speaking as though it were the answer to all their problems. "We need fuckin' bacon. McDick's, right 'round tha corner. Are you down?"

Before they did or even thought about anything, easing off and feeding the hangover was the most important thing. They could fit the pieces together later, ask some of their passed out compadrés that lay splayed over the carpet once they'd woken up and become human again.

[im-not-a-farmer]

One Helluva Night -- Emlyn & Adam

emlynbowen

Lifting his head from the table, Adam frowned as he felt something sticking. He had only a vague memory of what had taken place the night before and a pounding headache to go along with it. 

"Emlyn?" He called out, suppressing a yawn. "Ya still hear, man?" He asked, looking around somewhat wearily at the mess of his apartment. "The Hell happened las' night?"

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "I'm bored. Take your clothes off" for my muse's reaction

Send “What did you just say?”, for mine saying it to yours 

[rpmemes-gallery]

Send me a ♬ and I'll shuffle my iTunes and whatever song pops up, I'll use the first line as the starter.

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters

"So…this is your place?"

"This is your room."

"I’m not sleeping with you?"

"I’m not sleeping with you!"

"Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet."

"Do I have to change my name?"

"You don’t have to change your name."

"I like your mom."

"So your mom’s a real bitch."

"I like your dad."

"So your dad’s a real dick."

"You live here alone?"

"Who else lives with you?"

"I’m a little nervous."

"You don’t have to be nervous."

"Do you know how to cook?"

"I’m your wife."

"I’m your husband."

"You live like a pig."

"Uh…not you."

"I’m glad it’s you."

"You’re paying for the wedding."

"I’m paying for the wedding."

"My parents are paying for the wedding."

"Your parents are paying for the wedding."

"I like you."

"I don’t like you."

"I love you."

"I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed."

[memes-for-the-rper]

Your muse catches sight of a tattoo they didn't know mine had--what's their reaction?

[lxckwolf-archive]

Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

"You belong to me"

"I found you"

"I’m in jail"

"You make me so hot"

"I have to leave"

"Please don’t leave"

"And what about our parents?"

"Who did this to you?"

"You shouldn’t have done that"

"What happened last night"

"We never tell anyone about this"

"So, you want to play games?"

"Does that require pants?"

"Lets just have a lazy day"

"Then go kill the bitch"

"I’m pregnant"

"You broke me"

"Don’t touch me"

"You can’t fix this"

"There’s nowhere we can hide"

"I’m not listening"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"I will not die."

"I don’t care."

"I have no regrets."

"I feel numb."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?"

"How did you escape?"

"Is that blood behind your ear?"

"Take. This. Off. "

"What’s in it for me?"

"What’s in it for you?"

xtylerlockwood

[rpfunstuff]

My muse is stuck in bed with the flu, how does your muse comfort them?

[im-not-a-farmer]

[So I accidentally abandoned all my RP blogs again... For about the 10000th time I'll try my best to come back and be active here. Like this post for a starter, or send me something from the memes I'll reblog!]

[mega-dave]

  Dave just smirked to himself and watched the other as he lit his cigarette, taking the lighter back and slipping it into his pocket. He continued to smoke his own, using his free hand to hold him up steady and keep his balance as he stood around.

"I was having a pretty good time at first but I’ve kinda lost everybody now," He said, unable to stop himself from giggling a little. "Now I’m just wandering around by myself," Dave said as he stubbed his cigarette out in the nearest empty glass.

[im-not-a-farmer]

"Yeah, me too." Adam said sympathetically, watching as the older boy stubbed his cigarette out. "Your squad ditch you too?" He pried, hoping small talk might get him somewhere.