she kills

he / him

[jstat33ngirl]

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Person A : i don't need your help

Person B: oh really *smirks but accidentally makes more mess*

Also Person B: oops

Person A: i give up

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non bau spencer reid boyfriend ideas plss (gotta make fake scenarios to fall asleep to)

[chocolain]

If you see me liking character x fem!reader stuff just know its bc there was bearly any M!reader content on said character.

[tvmblrluv]

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consider me rizzed up

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I’m genuinely so irrevocably in love with dr spencer reid that the lack of male reader fics hurt me

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Tropes I dislike

these are just tropes I dislike and if you're offended by it, sorry not sorry. Also, some of these tropes can be written in a different way. Let me know if you want me to make a part of those aspects

When the guy is in love with a boy but he finds out he is a she. C’mon author just say you’re homophobic.

Soulmates / destined to be together. Hear me out I know a lot of ppl who like this trope but I just feel like the characters aren’t given free will and need someone to ‘complete you’ when it should be someone who ‘complements you’

Yup that ‘I got into a car accident and I forgot who u are’ Oh do better!

Damsel in distress?? When the female character is portrayed as weak and LITERALLY needs the guy to save her every time?? Like she basically can’t stand up for herself for even the smallest things.  

'I can fix him/her’ when A says this about (their partner) B but there isn’t anything inherently wrong with B, they just don’t fit into the norm. (just A not being accepted and labeling it as ‘helping B to be normal’)

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f x m ships dynamics

tall gf x short bf

black cat x golden retriever

girl boss x trophy husband

confident, overprotective gf x quiet loner bf

overdressed gf x overdressed bf (matching aesthetic)

masculine gf  x feminine bf

flirty gf x easily flustered bf

POWER COUPLE????

pastel badass x goth softie

huge nerd x huge fan

impossible to flirt with x huge flirt

chill x personal hype man

sunshine protector gf x sunshine bf 

rational x goofball

has to keep them both safe x lives dangerously

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person a: "b's full name"

person b: yes, my love?

person a: SHUT UP

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(late) Valentine’s Day Prompt

Character A doesn’t like to celebrate valentines day because it’s “materialistic nonsense and a clever ploy to bully people into buying things they don’t need” while character B is really excited because it's their first Valentines Day together. 

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kinda cute ship dynamics????

feel free to use! tag me if you do ^^

naturally bold flirt A x quiet B who flirts back (flusters A)

blunt, tired, deals w/ B's bullshit x unhinged, chaotic, annoys A a lot

chaos magnet x chaos instigator

sarcastic loner (actually a menace) x confident asshole

loveable x hateable (LITERALLY INSEPARABLE)

"oh, i'll fuck you up so bad" x "i'll hold you to that"

scary looking & would kill you x cute but would also kill you

A snarky jerk x B who knows how to deal w/ them

"i don't matter" x "you matter to me"

affectionate x not used to it

"you wanna kiss me so bad" x angered but flustered

always talks x loves listening to them talk  

"aw your so cute and short" x "i’m literally older then you"

scary (will kill you) x cute (will also kill you)

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do you ever not like a ship but like its trope? LIKE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE??? like the trope is TASTY but it's not suited for the characters or it's just not written well

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how your otp can show affection (they don’t like physical & verbal affection)

feel free to use! tag me if you do ^^

leaves a ’good morning’ sticky note on the fridge every morning.

places a blanket when they fall asleep on the couch.

carries them to bed after they fall asleep. 

won’t show it but always listen to their rants.

looks at them every time they enter the room.

lets them borrow clothes without a word.

quietly assists them with their hobbies.

uses “<3” when texting them (RARELY but still).

pours their drink into their favourite mug.

ALWAYS their number #1 fan (remembers the small things).

gets their favourite snack every time they go grocery shopping.

makes their day easier (does chores they don’t like).

makes stupid puns/jokes.

sends them a “did you get home safe?” text.

remembers how they take their fav drink/dish.

no im not projecting. yes, no 🧍🏻 capitalisation.