Jan 4, 2025
C, trying to teach B: step one of flirting, eye contact.
B: I am..intensely.
A: why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?
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C, trying to teach B: step one of flirting, eye contact.
B: I am..intensely.
A: why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?
A: You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.
the delinquents to the adults when they come to earth: with all due respect, which is none,
person a: "b's full name"
person b: yes, my love?
person a: SHUT UP
no cause the way i casually made something that could work as an incorrect quote today while telling my uni friends my misadventures in job hunting is hilarious
(btw its free to use credit if you want i couldnt care less) (also original image under cut)
so basically its
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A: Wore my Hatsune Miku Socks to a KFC interview 💪💪💪
(1 Hour Later)
A: I got rejected…
B: Their just haters! They don’t wanna have all their staff go nuts over Miku socks
A: So True 😀
A: Hey, B! What can I do for you?
B: Probably something illegal.
person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?
person B: in your case? yes.
A: You know, I often dreamed of how we would meet.
B: Is this meeting your expectations?
A: *smiles softly* Almost exactly. How about you?
B: Darling, I’m an insomniac