I Say Vol, You Say Tron!

Vol...tron?

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Allura: *dies*

Slav: she wore the wrong sock s

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fuck im bad at this im so sorry honestly

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-Shiro, probably

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Sendak: Any last words?

Shiro: Well I don’t think so—oh shit these are my last words—wait no these ar—uhm—FUCK-

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Pidge: Got a hot date?

Adam: No

Adam: But my boyfriend does

Shiro: *makes offended noises*

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Lotor and Allura: *are in the ship they built*

Lance: I see you drivin’ ‘round town—

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Pidge: Why is Keith crying?

Lance: He took the ‘Which Voltron Character are You?’ quiz

Pidge: Okay..?

Lance: He got me...

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Veronica: Maybe he’s calling to say you’re obsessive and crazy

Lance: So should I call him back?

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Happy Birthday Sharpshooter!!

Happy birthday to Lance/Loverboy Lance/Lancey Lance/Lancey/Sharpshooter/Lonce.

Hope 18 (or whatever he’s turning) treats you well

(I say this like he’s real lmao)

(He is real I don’t know what world you live in. Psh.)

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Shiro: Patience yields focus

Lance: I was a patient!

Shiro: Lance no—

Lance: I was in a hospital

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Lance, pointing at Keith: I don’t know what this is

Lance: But I hate it

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Business in the front, Party in the back

-Keith