#incorrect voltron quote

[incorrect-sheith-quotes]

Shiro: Keith, I want you.

Keith: Want me for what?

Shiro: …

[nina-a-pines]

Pidge: You give me premature ventricular contractions.

Lance: ... What?

Pidge: You make my heart skip a beat!

[voltronincorrectquotes]

Keith: Who's this?

Shiro: It's Matt. Pidge's brother.

Matt: I met you like four times.

Keith: Oh, yeah. How you doing, man?

[notchaoticiswear]

Lance: Look, I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry, but-

Keith: Not a rivalry, you're just mean to me.

Keith: And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Iverson: Alright, I need all of you to be straight with me

The paladins looking at each other: ....

Shiro: That’s going to be hard

[im-not-shiro]

Lotor and Allura: *are in the ship they built*

Lance: I see you drivin’ ‘round town—

[resignedcatservant]

During the final confrontation with Lotor:

Lance: Well, if it isn't Prince Douche-tor...

Pidge: Ready to get your ass kicked, Douche-tor?

Allura: Paladins, behave. He might be our enemy, but you should still treat him with respect.

Lotor: Final-

Allura: You shall address him as EMPEROR Douche-tor.

[voltronprompted]

Lance, holding a suspicious box that may or may not contain Lotor: Like Granny said, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.

Lance: God rest her zombie bones.